All My Jobs

[Fenix]

I just got two new one - now I have four. I'm a waiter in a bar, I work at the local radio station, at the TV station and it looks like I'll run the stats for our basketball team (1.B Slovenian league). I'm so cool that it isn't even funny. So, what are your jobs?

[J@3]

Someone should pay me to read your posts.

[Kemp]

I only have one job. I work in a hospital and I work their as a kitchen hand. My duties are preparing meals for patients(placing meals on patients trays), delivering meals to patients, washing dishes, restocking foods in fridges, cupboards, etc. I like working there because I can eat free foods.

[Fenix]

Someone should pay me to read your posts.

I should save lines like that for further use . But yeah, I rock.

[The X]

add Tom Cruise's stunt ass to that and you've got 5 jobs now

[Doobie]

i don't have a job , but you have alot of jobs so I don't know how you manange to have that much free time.

[Jackal]

I work at a local supermarket. I stock products and somehow I seem to be in charge. It's not even funny.

When you're stocking stuff, there's bound to be something left over. Well, when you've got stuff left, you're supposed to put it in a number 23 cart. This new chinese dude that's working under me is like...15 orso and he came out with number 17 last time.

I was already working like 6 hours & hadn't eaten so I was cranky. In the nicest way possible I told him to get a number 23 cart because the 17 shouldn't be used for our section.

Chinese dude:
Me: This, is a 17. You. Need a 23.
Chinese dude:
Me: Again. This is 17, you need 23. We're not supposed to use 23.
Chinese: But I'm 15?

Me: Get away from here, go stand somewhere else.
Chinese dude: But I'm supposed to work here. Where should I go.
Me: I don't know, just...get out of my face. Now.

I felt kinda bad afterwards since it was like his 3rd time working and stuff. And if I'm not mistaken I saw his parents going at me yesterday.

"But I'm 15." Gah, I don't care how old you are, do I look 23 to you?! The cart is called 23!

Sorry for going offtopic, I'll take it to the letting off steam thread.

[Fenix]

add Tom Cruise's stunt ass to that and you've got 5 jobs now

That was only a temporary one.

[Null17]

Chinese dude:
Me: This, is a 17. You. Need a 23.
Chinese dude:
Me: Again. This is 17, you need 23. We're not supposed to use 23.
Chinese: But I'm 15?

Me: Get away from here, go stand somewhere else.
Chinese dude: But I'm supposed to work here. Where should I go.
Me: I don't know, just...get out of my face. Now.

sounds like it could be a scene in Family Guy

[Jackal]

Perhaps I should begin watching that series. Seems funny. Then again, they don't show it on tv so I want to be sure it's worth the time I'll invest in...getting it.

[Riot]

I work at Burger King. Good thing I work in the morning so I don't have to do anything stupid like make burgers.

Overall, the job sucks but it puts food on..er, it put money in my purse..I mean wallet.

[Jackal_]

I'm a floor plan designer for a home builder. I make drafts for customized homes. Love what I do and the money is great.. but sometimes I wish I worked at Burger King

[Chris.]

i got the worst job going school! they should pay you to do that

[SkipToMy_Lou]

I sell bootlegged music albums at my school

[Chris.]

lol yeh i kinda sell bootleg stuff at my school too to make some money

[COOLmac©]

i am a security and database administrator for plant/factory operations. work 8 hours a day. 6x a week. office stucked but during saturdays i get to round up in most of the plants and troubleshoot anomalies at the assembly line operations.

i have 2 businesses under my name. but that doesn't count as jobs when your the boss isn't it?

[Chris.]

do u get free burgers?

[FendeR`]

i am workin in macdonalds ( thinking of making it part time coz school is starting) and i work in a golf club i have to drive a car and pick up the balls its easy but its late at night like 9 to 11

rofl, do you get hit alot?

[Chris.]

who plays golf at night?

[Riot]

yah after you finish work they let you eat for free but not like a combo online like burger and fries

Are you for real? I use to work at McDonald's and they were very strict in not letting you take any of the food. They gave you an employees discount card and you could use that but they were strict on not taking any free food.

Now I work at Burger King which has the same policy. But I serve breakfast so I don't have to eat when I finish my shift or during break.

[Riot]

Yeah we get this 20% off employee discount card and we have to renew it every month.

[Andrew]

Helpdesk/support technician for a local Internet provider, started back in July. So far I've been able to gather extensive evidence that a lot of people that own computers...shouldn't.

[COOLmac©]

i dont quiet get that sentence andrew.... you gather evidence for poeple that owns computers, which they should not have in their computers?

[Andrew]

No, I was saying that based on a lot of the tech calls I take, a lot of people are extremely incompetent with computers and (jokingly) suggesting they shouldn't own one or undeserving of the technology they possess. Of course by explaining that, I've stripped my post of any wit or humour it once had. Thanks COOLMac.

[Riot]

o that sucks do you guys have that deal in which if you family come where you guys work they get 50% off ???

Nope. And only I get the discount.