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[Valor]

Nice win and the Sig is epic

[George7]

Great season opener against the worst Phoenix team of the last 10 years!
Nice win

[Martti.]

Awesome sig/banner and a a great way to kick off the campaign.

[kibaxx7]

Who mad the sig & header? If you Lam, then definitely your best

[Lamrock]

Thanks guys. It was actually Clutch who made the sig. Mad props to him, as it's fucking awesome.

[Kenny]

Roy Roy, he's our boy, if he can't do it, no one... will.

Amazing effort from Camby as well, he remains to be his epic self

[|)e8*]

Thanks guys. It was actually Clutch who made the sig. Mad props to him, as it's fucking awesome.

Its godly

[Clutch]

Thanks guys. It was actually Clutch who made the sig. Mad props to him, as it's fucking awesome.

Its godly

that's BLASPHEMY here in the Garden of ODEN! j/k

no worries again Lamrock; just keep the updates coming!

[Houndy]

Clutchs sig making skill is beastly

[rise]

I love this sig!!!

Straight from the Garden of Oden.

[shadowgrin]

to Clutch.

Just shows how the great Oden is watching over us all. With his camphone.
The dog (beagle?) is just fuckingtastic.

Sorry if post is not related to the story. Just had to give mad props to Clutch.

[Lamrock]

Armon Hammer: Kevin Pritchard's final steal.

One Undefeated Month Down, Seven To Go...

November 1, 2010 - Three games into the season, and we're still without a loss. We followed up our drubbing of the Suns with a win in LA against their bad team, then narrowly escaped with a win in New York. Who cares if all three teams we've played are likely lottery bound. We are three and oh!

I reckon much of our success could be attributed to Brandon Roy. Finally injury free, The Natural is averaging 27.7 points and 5 assists a night. Also impressive have been our point guards Andre Miller and rookie Armon Johnson, the latter looking to be a sleeper rookie of the year candidate. Marcus Camby is doing work on the boards, Rudy Fernandez is off to a solid start and Nicolas Batum continues to score efficiently and show flashes of potential. However, LaMarcus Aldridge and new addition Wesley Matthews have underwhelmed.

10/27/2010: Blazers @ Clippers

Thanks to Brandon Roy's 35 points, the Blazers made a big run early in the fourth to spoil Blake Griffin and the Clippers' season debut. Griffin himself had 11 points and 8 rebounds.
26 30 20 25 101 (2-0) | B. Roy: 35/2/3, 12-19 FG (PotG); A. Miller: 17/3/2
28 25 24 17 94 (0-1) | C. Kaman: 15/19/1; B. Davis: 13/3/4, 5 TO's, 4-15 FG (Shitass)

10/30/2010: Blazers @ Knicks
After having control of the game for most of the second half, the Blazers nearly blew it at the end. A 10-2 Knicks run in the final minute of the game was not quite enough. Portland, led by Brandon Roy's second straight 30+ point outing, improved to 3-0 with the one point victory.
23 35 18 24 100 (3-0) | B. Roy: 32/6/2 (PotG); A. Miller: 21/2/7
29 19 18 33 99 (1-2) | A. Randolph: 21/10/4; D. Gallinari: 4/5/0, 1-6 FG, 3 TO's (Shitass)

Next month will see the season really start. Something to look forward to is the return of Joel Przybilla. Unfortunately, there is still no timetable for the return of Greg Oden. Our franchise Center hasn't played in nearly a year, and is said to be "out of shape and limping". However, its not as if he hasn't been busy over the past year. Knowing that he may not have a contract next season, the big *insert old, injury or penis joke here* has picked up several local endorsements.


Will definitely need to hit that up. The perfect pre-game snack!


Can't really blame Oden for being out of shape! I know I would be if I had the hook-ups there!


Had to censor the bottom half of this ad.
So that's the happy haps in Blazerland. Word on the street is that Oden is aiming to return by Christmas, but that seems a bit unrealistic. However, don't be surprised to see him get a few minutes behind Camby and Przybilla this spring! That's all for now.

Peace and chicken grease.

[dare]

What is Armon's average? Nice wins man also the sig is great

Love the Rib City

[|)e8*]

Roy is a beast. Lovin the endorsements!

[Kenny]

Roy's continuing to do his thing; I hope he gets MVP votes at the end of the season. Also great to see Miller have a couple of nice games.

Loving the story so far. I think I'll be a Portland 2010-2011 bandwagoner in both this and in real life

[Martti.]

What's with you and Extenze?

[shadowgrin]

He's not called Lamecock by benji without a reason.

[Fresh8]

Man, those ribs make me hungry!

[shadowgrin]

The ribs and udon made me hungry but I lost my appetite because of the Extenze one.

[kibaxx7]

Also was hungry then saw the last advertising pic

[Clutch]

to Clutch.

Just shows how the great Oden is watching over us all. With his camphone.
The dog (beagle?) is just fuckingtastic.

Sorry if post is not related to the story. Just had to give mad props to Clutch.

thx shadow

L, the adverts are as awesome as your win streak keep Roy & Co. rollin'!

can't wait to see how they match up v. the Lakeshow... I want Kobe goin' DOWN! *cough* no homo

[Axel The Great]

Way to start the season, though it sucks to see LMA struggling, he's my favorite Blazer after B-Roy.

Love the advertisements.

[Houndy]

Armon is a boss

[Lamrock]

Diary of Liam Washburn

November 8, 2010 - Who needs Oden? Without the service of our first overall pick, we managed to stun the Fakers in Loss Womangeles. Roy did work, and Dante was clutch. It also helped that Kobe was building a brick house... Either way, it is a little easier now to forgive a loss to the Boozer-less Bulls and the Nonics at home...

It's a good thing too. Przybilla probably won't be making his rumored late November return, and Oden honestly looks the same as he did six months ago. Our trainers suck. Thankfully, Roy doesn't. We're off to a good start, so there are no moves on the horizon. Wouldn't mind dumping Wesley Matthews' contract though...

Today, Cho asked me where I went to school. I mumbled something and changed the subject. PROTIP: If you want to distract Rich Cho, compliment his tie.

by Carlos, a.k.a. King Kobe

November 7, 2010 - This game was bullshit! BULLSHIT! BULL SHIT! B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T! The refs totally fucked us over! Despite us taking it in and drawing contact, we only had a 33-24 free throw attempt advantage. Kobe Bryant went 9-26 because of the dirty ass Blazer FUCKS! FUCK!

Some shitty ass pics from this gayme:


Smalldridge with another cheap jumper. | Kobe rightfully protests a SHIT call.


I feel your pain, Ron. I really do. | "FUCK FUCK FUCK" - Me, right then.

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Don't quit your day job, Caracter...

With the win in LA, we are now 6-2, good for second in the conference to the Spurs. That's not turrible! The rest of this month looks pretty easy, so I wouldn't be surprised if we finish the month on top of the conference. Here is how our other games went:

11/1/2010: Blazers @ Bulls

The Blazers totally shat the bed offensively in the third quarter, scoring just eight points, and could not recover as the Bulls easily dispatched them 89-76. Derrick Rose scored 27, but he's still overrated.

20 25 8 22 76 (3-1) | L. Aldridge: 18/9/0; A. Miller: 6/4/8, 5 TO's, 2-10 FG (Shitass)
26 17 25 21 89 (1-2) | D. Rose: 27/4/4 (PotG); L. Deng: 23/4/1

11/2/2010: Blazers @ Bucks

In an ugly game, the Blazers edged out the Bucks 89-86. A game that saw some poor play on both sides, Brandon Roy and LaMarcus Aldridge helped keep the Blazers afloat. Portland would win this game at the free throw line, nailing all four of their attempts in the final minute.

25 23 12 28 89 (4-1) | L. Aldridge: 21/12/0 (PotG); B. Roy: 21/2/4
25 13 20 28 86 (1-2) | A. Bogut: 19/13/4 blocks; E. Ilyasova: 4/5/1, 3-12 FG (Shitass)

11/4/2010: Thunder @ Blazers

Behind huge games from Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook (the status quo), the Thunder stunned the Blazers in Portland. Portland was outplayed on both ends, and the only Blazer that came to play was Andre Miller.

30 28 26 23 107 (3-1) | K. Durant: 31/11/2 (PotG); R. Westbrook: 26/2/7
29 22 14 27 92 (4-2) | A. Miller: 16/4/7; D. Cunninghham: 4/3/2, 6 TO's, 2-7 FG (Shitass)

11/6/2010: Raptors @ Blazers

Portland bounced back from their disappointing loss to the Thunder in a big way. The Blazers steamrolled the Craptors 106-78, in a one-sided game.

17 21 18 22 78 (1-4) | A. Bargnani: 15/8/2 blocks; R. Evans: 0/12/0, 0-7 FG, 3 TO's
26 17 34 29 106 (5-2) | B. Roy: 24/3/4, 9-16 FG; W. Matthews: 14/4/2

11/7/2010: Blazers @ Lakers

Despite a big game from Pau Gasol, the Lakers suffered their first home loss of the season at the hands of the Portland Trailblazers. Brandon Roy had a big game, as per usual, but it was the reserves who came through in the clutch. A clutch steal by Armon Johnson and a potent, efficient performance from Dante Cunningham got them the win in the end.

25 20 27 30 102 (6-2) | B. Roy: 26/3/6 (PotG); D. Cunningham: 11/9/2, 5-7 FG, 22 minutes
23 19 26 26 94 (5-2) | P. Gasol: 24/14/3; K. Bryant: 19/5/4, 4 TO's, 9-26 FG

[Valor]

You have the Bulls and Blazers logo mixed
Nice win over the Lakers but I hate it