[19-28] 'Saur Losers | Retired

shadowgrin FTW!!!

Gilbert Arenas. I don't like him but we're of similar mold.

You keep guns in the locker room?

That should be a red flag to anyone who will draft Sit in this association.

I'm awesome at Texas Hold 'em. So anyone who doesn't pay up their debts better watch out.

"Shadowgrinch" Steals Victory From Sit With Rough Play
O'Greene 14, Sit 12
January 29, 2011 - Though he gave up 4 inches and seven years of experience, Australian guard William Sit was the odds-on favorite to win the first annual "Human Fund™ No-Name Basketball Classic" (HFNNBC for short). However, the savvy Shad O'Greene, known as the "Shadowgrinch" had a few tricks up his sleeve.

Sit sank the shot for first possession, and looked to be on his way to an easy victory, using his superior speed to score the first five points against the slower O'Greene. The 'Grinch finally got a stop with an emphatic block, and used his size to score four straight points of his own. After that, the scoring slowed down, with the two players now having their bearings on the defensive end. Sit forced O'Greene into perimeter shots (which he airballed every single one of), while O'Greene shut down the paint.

The two players found themselves tied at 10. Sit made a long jumper to win the game, making a grandiose celebration before noticing that he had stepped on the line. Taking it in for a game-winning layup, O'Greene tackled Sit, saying the words "no fouls in street ball". O'Greene made a pair of inside shots to take the lead, before Sit stripped him of the ball, and sank a game-tying layup. The 'Grinch then blocked another Sit shot, then used his size to will his way into the paint, scoring a pair of easy baskets to claim a 14-12 victory.

Sit had some choice words for his opponent after the game. "He can't be pulling that *expletive* during real games. Guy has no class, tackling me to the ground. I don't know if they have rules or even real basketballs in the Phillippines, but if some team is dumb enough to draft him, they will be getting a poor man's Renaldo Balkman." O'Greene received his money, in cash from Sit, pocketing it, and promising that he would donate it as soon as he got home, with a wink.


No fouls in streetball! | Sit dunks on the 'Grinch!


O'Greene: Ben Wallace with less range. | Will Sit got out-rebounded 500 to 1.

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YEEEAAAHHH!

I wonder what bitching Sit will post now. The Shad is not a rough player, he only adjusts to the rules. In this case, no rules.
Sit can have the highlight reel. The Shad will take the win any day, especially if it involves money.


Must be painful watching Shad shoot a jumper.

Sit accepts the loss and wishes Grinch luck in having an NBA team knock on his door. I got his number when we're in the real league. Just watch out.

YEEEAAAHHH!

Classic celebration post. I don't know what else to say other than:

YEEEAAAHHH!

It's like a virtual mountain of awesome.

Congrats Shadow!

No worries Sit,you'll win Brandon Jennings in the other 1-on-1!

Congrats Shadow!

No worries Sit,you'll win Brandon Jennings in the other 1-on-1!

I don't need to worry. I will be an NBA starter. Grinch will be in the D-League.

That's how you play Philippine basketball

That's how you play Philippine basketball

You mean rugby?

Epic win for shad!

0-2 for Sit it is. Outrebounded 500-1? Ouch.

lol gj shadow

Week 12 In Review

February 1, 2011 - The season is more than halfway over, and things are looking dire for the Craptors. A winless week puts our team at a dismal 19-28. Despite Andrea Bargnani finally stepping up, with averages of 23 points and 7.3 boards for the week, the team couldn't get it done. We dropped a pair of home games to contenders LA (Lakers) and Miami, before falling short in what was likely the game that killed our playoff hopes in New York. In defense of our team, the opposition was very difficult, but 9 games under .500 is just unacceptable. Maybe now we get to tank for Donatas Motiejunas or Jonas Valanciunas!

DeRozan Wins Scoring Duel, Kobe Wins Game


Barkley on Bargs: "That's not turrible." | Looks like Ron Ron's off his meds again...
January 24, 2011 - We lost to the defending champion Los Angeles Lakers. SHOCKER. But I guess you win some, you lose some. With the Raptors, you win some, lose more. Enough doom and gloom though, this was actually a decent game to watch.

Things started off surprisingly well. Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol both picked up 2 fouls early on, and sat out the rest of the first. This was our golden opportunity to build a lead against the Lakers. We finished the quarter up 1. Kobe and Pau returned in the second, and with them came the defensive intensity. We fell down by 10 at the half, after a 14 point second quarter.

DeMar DeRozan caught fire in the second half, with him trading baskets with Kobe Bryant. DeRozan would finish with 32 points to Kobe's 26. Unfortunately, we could not buy a stop in the fourth. A late trey by Ron Artest sealed the deal as the Lakers cruised to a 110-97 victory, giving them some breathing room for third place in the West. Meanwhile, we fall to 19-26. Despite the loss, it was great seeing DeRozan play like a star, and Bargnani playing like... a decent starting PF.

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Even in a broken play, you can count on Shaq to shoot, pass or SLAM it
23 25 28 34 110 (29-14) | Bryant: 26/5/4 (PotG); Artest: 22/5/3; Gasol: 13/12/1
24 14 33 26 97 (19-26) | DeRozan: 32/2/1; Bargnani: 17/7/1; S. O'Neal: 11/8/1, 5-7 FG (Shitass: Patrick Mills: 2/1/0, 2 TO's, 1-4 FG)

Heat Take A Dump On Raptors In Toronto

January 27, 2011 - Andrea Bargnani had a decent game, compiling 22 points and 7 rebounds (outscoring Chris "CBWhore" Bosh by 3 points) but the Heat obliterated the Raptors, winning 124-97. The Heat controlled the first half, then proceeded to blow out the home team in the third. The Raptors fall to 8 games below .500, while the Heat improve to a league best (no shit) 41-4.

28 32 38 26 124 (41-4) | L. James: 24/5/11 (PotG); Bosh: 19/9/0; Wade: 17/4/6
20 26 22 29 97 (19-27) | Bargnani: 22/7/2; S. O'Neal: 22/7/1; Barbosa: 15/2/1, 6-8 FG

Knicks Hang On To Hang Raptors Third Straight Defeat

January 28, 2011 - Andrea Bargnani had yet another big game, but the Raptors suffered yet another loss. In a crucial game against a division rival and fellow participant in the race for the eighth seed, the Raptors fell behind in the second period and never recovered. Toronto made a spirited effort to come back in the fourth, which ultimately fell short. Now 4 games out of the final playoff seed, the Raptors' once promising playoff hopes are slipping away.

28 18 18 32 96 (19-28) | Bargnani: 23/8/4 blocks; S. O'Neal: 12/6/3, 5-6 FG; Turkoglu: 11/4/4 (Shitass: Hasheem Thabeet: 0/6/0, 0-4 FG, 0-2 FT, 6 fouls)
25 26 26 23 100 (21-24) | A. Stoudemire: 19/14/3, 7-11 FG (PotG); Gallinari: 12/10/3; A. Randolph: 10/8/2

Brand, Louis Williams Headed To Milwaukee For Redd
Analysis by Ken Chalmers.

January 28, 2011 - The first blockbuster of the mid-season trade period has happened. The struggling Bucks have sent expiring contract and former all-star Michael Redd to the rebuilding Philadelphia 76ers for overpaid has-been PF Elton Brand and young combo guard Louis Williams.

The Bucks, 23-20 have had a decent, but disappointing season. Adding Corey Maggette and Drew Gooden among others to a 46 win team has not vaulted them into contender status. Rather than settle for mediocrity, Bucks GM John Hammond converted expiring Michael Redd into a (probably) starting caliber PF in Brand, and filled the void left by Luke Ridnour's departure with Williams. The Bucks, at least on paper, become a better team. However, the long-term contract of Brand, which runs for three more years at 8-figures is a tough pill to swallow.

This move is purely cap-related for the 15-30 Sixers. Michael Redd is expected to be waived, and Brand's mammoth contract comes off the books. The loss of Williams leaves Jrue Holiday as their sole option at the point guard position. Expect the team to sign a D-Leaguer and punt the rest of the season. While this move looks very bad for Philly in the short-run, they have actually made quite the coup, undoing their big mistake of Summer 2008. Don't be shocked to see a resurgent season from the Sixers before the 2012 Apocalypse.

Bucks Trade Grade: B- | Sixers Trade Grade: B+

Players of the Week:
Dwyane Wade (MIA): 22.4 PPG, 5.4 APG, 4.8 RPG, 2.6 SPG, 27.7 PER, .599% TS (Heat: 41-4)
Kevin Durant (OKC): 31.7 PPG, 9.4 RPG, 4.3 APG, 34.0 PER, .630% TS (Thunder: 34-12)

Division Standings:
(4) BOS 24-20 | .545% | GB: 0
NYK | 11-24 | .466% | GB: 3.5
TOR | 19-28 | .404% | GB: 6.5
NJN | 15-30 | .333% | GB: 9.5
PHI | 15-31 | .326% | GB: 10

Raptors Leaders:

PPG: D. DeRozan: 16.1 (44th); A. Bargnani: 15.1; S. O'Neal: 12.9
RPG: S. O'Neal: 7.9 (37th); A. Bargnani: 7.0; H. Thabeet: 2.1
APG: H. Turkoglu: 5.3 (29th); J. Jack: 3.8; B. Diaw: 2.6
SPG: L. Barbosa: 1.2 (47th); J. Jack: 0.9; D. DeRozan: 0.8
BPG: S. O'Neal: 1.9 (21st); Andrea Bargnani: 1.8; H. Thabeet: 1.2
MPG: D. DeRozan: 31.4 (33rd); A. Bargnani: 31.1; J. Jack: 31.0
FG%: S. O'Neal: .599% (1st); H. Thabeet: .513%; E. Davis: .495%
3pt%: J. Jack: .415% (9th); H. Turkoglu: .389%; A. Bargnani: .381%
FT%: J. Jack: .877% (14th); L. Barbosa: .843%; A. Bargnani: .818%
PER: S. O'Neal: 19.4 (36th); H. Turkoglu: 17.4; D. DeRozan: 17.3

Last edited by Lamrock on Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:58 am, edited 3 times in total.

Another mistake: You used the Bucks logo instead of Heat.

*sigh* Another crappy week, thought you'd continue to blow out top tier teams, but it seems that didn't happen this week. At least Bargs is playing well, finally.

Thru 50 games, Shaq is actually contributing with 12-7 like he did with the Cavs...

Sit, Pic of the year so far.

Axel., Fixed. Was really hoping for wins against the Lakers and Knicks. I think my February schedule is a bit more reasonable, but I'll need to step it up quite a bit if I want to catch the likes of New York, Cleveland and Indiana.

Thierry., More like 13-8, but I'm very pleased with 2K10's sim engine. Hoping he can upset Brook Lopez and Joakim Noah for an all-star spot.

damn, sucks that you couldn't pull it through against the Lakers and Miami..losing to the Knicks is the nail on the coffin

Even in a broken play, you can count on Shaq to shoot, pass or SLAM it

Seems weird seeing Shaq like that. It's been ages since he's been fit.


Patty Mills is stinking it in Toronto. Like that loser prospect William Sit.

Looks like Miami and OKC in the finals. A turrible week for you, though there were the Lakers and the Heat.

JANUARY 2011 RECAP: Part 1
Record: 19-28 (4-10) | Home: 13-9 (4-2) | Away: 6-19 (0-8) | 3rd Atlantic, 11th East | On Pace For: 33 wins

What is there to say that hasn't already been said? This month was absolutely turrible. We lost all eight of our road games, and have fallen from the playoff race. The season continues to spiral out of control, and looks more and more like a lost cause. I have no idea what Shaq was thinking when he signed here, but it'll be a shame if his last season is with a team that may not win 35 games. Ugh.

Game Results:

Toronto 86, Boston 91 (15-19)
San Antonio 89, Toronto 115 (16-19)
Toronto 105, Orlando 112 (16-20)
Toronto 87, Philadelphia 98 (16-21)
Boston 81, Toronto 102 (17-21)
Toronto 96, Indiana 104 (17-22)
Toronto 105, New York 112 (17-23)
Dallas 86, Toronto 102 (18-23)
Toronto 122, Cleveland 127 (18-24)
Toronto 101, Milwaukee 103 (18-25)
Milwaukee 99, Toronto 112 (19-25)
LA Lakers 110, Toronto 97 (19-26)
Miami 124, Toronto 97 (19-27)
Toronto 96, New York 100 (19-28)

January 2011 Raptors Player Stats


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Western Conference Standings:

Pacific------------------------Northwest-------------------Southwest
31-17-------------------- 34-12--------------------- 29-17
23-24-------------------- 35-24--------------------- 25-21
17-28-------------------- 30-17--------------------- 23-23
18-30-------------------- 26-20--------------------- 21-26
13-33-------------------- 13-35--------------------- 14-33

Playoff Picture:

[1] Oklahoma City (34-12) vs. [8] Memphis (23-23)
[4] San Antonio (29-17) vs. [5] Denver (30-17)
[3] LA Lakers (31-17) vs. [6] Utah (26-20)
[2] Portland (35-14) vs. [7] Houston (25-21)

Eastern Conference Standings:

Atlantic----------------------Central----------------------Southeast
25-20-------------------- 24-21-------------------- 43-4
22-24-------------------- 23-22-------------------- 38-10
19-28-------------------- 24-25-------------------- 25-21
16-31-------------------- 23-24-------------------- 23-23
15-31-------------------- 10-36-------------------- 17-29

Playoff Picture:

[1] Miami (43-4) vs. [8] Cleveland (24-25)
[4] Milwaukee (24-21) vs. [5] Atlanta (25-21)
[3] Boston (25-20) vs. [6] Chicago (23-22)
[2] Orlando (38-10) vs. [7] Charlotte (23-23)

2011 Mock Lottery:

1. DET - F/G Harrison Barnes (North Carolina)
2. MIN - G Alex Burks (Colorado)
3. SAC - F/C Donatas Motiejunas (Lithuania)
4. NOH - G Kyrie Irving (Duke)
5. NJN - F/C Jared Sullinger (Ohio State)
6. PHI - F Terrence Jones (Kentucky)
7. WAS - G Brandon Knight (Kentucky)
8. PHX - F Perry Jones (Baylor)
9. GSW - G Will Sit (Australia)
10. TOR - C/F Jonas Valanciunas (Lithuania)
11. DAL - C/F Enes Kanter (Kentucky)
12. NYK - C/F Jan Vesely (Czech Republic)
13. IND - F John Henson (North Carolina)
14. LAC - G/F William Buford (Ohio State)

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Wow you sure fall off the playoff race, Miami 43-4

[1] Miami (43-4) vs. [8] Cleveland (24-25)

Can't wait for that.