[19-28] 'Saur Losers | Retired

Psh. Defeat Patty Mills first one on one, then your agent can contact Mr. Shad O'Greene's agent for that one on one sched.

With his star potential, Spagnoletti should be a lock for the first round, but his commitment to the NBA has been questioned.

That was a lock You think you can switch me to Argentina?

TheMC5, Thanks man. Glad to have you back on the forums. Are you a Raps fan?

dare, You'll see.

shadowgrin, I was going to have you play for the Texters (lol), but the Beermen had more titles.

Houndy66, Sure. Just fill out the form on the first page, and send it to me. You'll be in the 2012 draft at the earliest though.

Sit, It's gonna happen.

Thierry., Done.

TheMC5, Thanks man. Glad to have you back on the forums. Are you a Raps fan?

Sure am.

Lamrock, Why do you know so much about the PBA?

Psh. Defeat Patty Mills first one on one, then your agent can contact Mr. Shad O'Greene's agent for that one on one sched.

Real homeboys don't need agents. I got my entourage. Patty is a part of that. I will get my man Jigga to contact your agent.

man! are u watching PBA? lol

I just skimmed the league's Wikipedia article (was kinda surprised it existed).

I just skimmed the league's Wikipedia article (was kinda surprised it existed).

But everything is on Wikipedia these days.

PBA have strange team names:
Announcer: AND NOW YOUR TALK N TEXTING TROPANG TEXTERS
Some guy who doesn't watch PBA:
Announcer: NOW, WELCOME THE AWAY RAIN OR SHINE ELASTO PAINTERS
Yeah.... I would like to see someone buy one and name them the Victoria's Secret Panties

Real homeboys don't need agents. I got my entourage. Patty is a part of that. I will get my man Jigga to contact your agent.

Schedule it! Lamrock, Blacktop mode, cpu vs. cpu, 5 or 11 points to win., alternating outs

Real homeboys don't need agents. I got my entourage. Patty is a part of that. I will get my man Jigga to contact your agent.

Schedule it! Lamrock, Blacktop mode, cpu vs. cpu, 5 or 11 points to win., alternating outs

Word.

I will teach you a lesson for stealing Christmas from kids!

Place your bets everyone, O'Greene VS Sit is officialy on.

loving every minute of it, this is gonna be good stuff

on topic, love the brief outlook of the NLSCers

I will teach you a lesson for stealing Christmas from kids!

Says the player from a nation that's descended from convicts!
Bring it, flower boy.

I'm thinking what is the suitable game point value (5 or 11) to even out the playing field. Offense oriented players have a significant advantage in one on one in Blacktop mode. Alternating outs help to even it out, but not much.

Spagnoletti should be a lock for the first round, but his commitment to the NBA has been questioned.

I will teach you a lesson for stealing Christmas from kids!

Says the player from a nation that's descended from convicts!
Bring it, flower boy.

I'm thinking what is the suitable game point value (5 or 11) to even out the playing field. Offense oriented players have a significant advantage in one on one in Blacktop mode. Alternating outs help to even it out, but not much.

I'm sure L-Train will figure some good format.

It's your unlucky day Grinch. I've come off a 36 point haul tonight. Prepare yourself.

EDIT: just realized I outscored the whole other team... you better watch out Grinch. I'm coming to beat you down.

Well, what about we make it to 5 but best of 5 games? Loser's ball. You need all the help you can get.

Break it up fellas. We all know in 2012 Willie Lewis will kickass

Willie Lewis can go fuck himself.

Willie Lewis can go fuck himself.

Dammit, now I'm in this too. Well, Willie Shit isn't as impressive either.

Well, what about we make it to 5 but best of 5 games? Loser's ball. You need all the help you can get.

Not following my client's demands will cancel his participation in this one on one for charity.



I'll stick with what I suggested to Lamrock. Having a series of one on one games might be good but I'd rather see the series spread through out the entire season as not to derail too much the main story. I want to see what Lamrock's plans are for the Craptors and of course all is dependent on Lamrock if he does your series idea. Maybe he can do this one on ones if there is a lull in the season/story. Also up to Lamrock what charity this one on one shite is for as how enhance his association story.

Well, what about we make it to 5 but best of 5 games? Loser's ball. You need all the help you can get.

Not following my client's demands will cancel his participation in this one on one for charity.



I'll stick with what I suggested to Lamrock. Having a series of one on one games might be good but I'd rather see the series spread through out the entire season as not to derail too much the main story. I want to see what Lamrock's plans are for the Craptors and of course all is dependent on Lamrock if he does your series idea. Maybe he can do this one on ones if there is a lull in the season/story. Also up to Lamrock what charity this one on one shite is for as how enhance his association story.

A once off special is good. first to 11, result is revealed in one of his computer generated vids with freaky voices.

DECEMBER 2010 RECAP PART 1

January 1, 2011 - After a dismal first month, the Raptors enjoyed a 9-6 December, capping the calendar year with four straight victories. Towards the end of the month, team captain and starting power forward Andrea Bargnani went down. Rather than struggling, the rest of the players stepped up in his absence, with Sonny Weems and Ed Davis finally entering the rotation. This month also saw DeMar DeRozan step up his offensive efficiency, the team moving within 2 losses of the division lead and a Linas Kleiza trade becoming imminent. The team still has a ways to go, but December was a successful month for the Craptors.


After this, I'm done making these fucking calendars.

LEAGUE STANDINGS


With the exception of perhaps the Craptors, the Atlantic is full of underachieving disappointments.
The Celtics picked up where they left off at the end of the last regular season, barely playing .500 ball. However, with the Raptors creeping up on them, they may need to step it up to secure that #4 seed. The Knicks and Sixers continue to disappoint, with the former failing to improve despite the addition of Amar'e and the latter continuing to play like they did under Eddie Jordan. Rounding out the division is the Nets who, while dismal, have already guaranteed themselves a record better than 9-73.


The Bucks better fucking win the division, or else I'm out $20 to Air Gordon.
After a slow month for the new look Bulls and Bucks helped the Pacers lead the division a month in, sanity has been restored. Milwaukee and Chicago are tied for the division lead, posting solid 18-12 records. The Pacers, meanwhile, are now barely hanging on to the final playoff spot. Thanks to some very inspired play from Ramon Sessions, the Cavaliers had a strong December to enter the mix for the final playoff spot. Rounding out the division are the absolutely turrible Pistons, who have to be glad they protected their pick in the Chris Paul trade (that got them Jameer Nelson and the likely-to-be-dealt Emeka Okafor).


I think we all need a break from pictures of you-know-who.
The Heat are now on pace to win 76 games. That's not depressing. The Magic are also enjoying an excellent season, posting the second best record in the league, and getting all-NBA first team play from Chris Paul and Dwight Howard. The Hawks dropped a pair of winnable games to the Raptors that would've given them the third best record in the conference, but they're doing alright. Rounding out the division are the now struggling Bobcats, and the Wizards, who are finding that a Wall-Arenas backcourt does not work.


The Nuggets are failing to stay afloat in the playoff picture, and Melo wants out.
The Blazers and Sonics (hahahaha what are you gonna do about that, Clayton "Satan" Bennett?) continue to dominate the Northwest Division. The Blazers have had some growing pains since acquiring Steve Nash, while the Thunder were the second best team in the league during December. The Jazz continue to stay decent, with Al Jefferson arguably having a better season than Carlos Boozer. The Nuggets have been a huge disappointment, and Carmelo Anthony is expected to be dealt before the deadline. Minnesota is Minnesota. Moving on...


The surprisingly good Clippers taking on the unsurprisingly bad Warriors.
Kobe's making a solid MVP bid, as he's leading his Lakers to another great season. LA's other team are also doing well, posting a surprising record. Blake Griffin has proven to be worth the wait. Meanwhile, the Warriors and Kings have picked up from where they left off lack season: losing. The Phoenix Suns lost Amar'e Stoudemire in the offseason, and have now dealt Steve Nash. It'll be a long couple of seasons for the now-rebuilding Suns.


Remember when the Hornets nearly beat the Spurs in the playoffs a couple years ago? Weird.
The Southwest continues to slowly decay. The Spurs continue to dominate the division, has they have for the past dozen years, led by a resurgent Tim Duncan. The Rockets were right behind them until an unfortunate injury to Kevin Martin set them back, triggering a 5-game losing streak. The Grizzlies are on pace for another 40 win season and to barely miss the playoffs again. The Mavericks have been plagued with injuries, and Mark Cuban may need to blow up the team's aging core, as they won't be getting anywhere this year. The Hornets will compete with Detroit and Minnesota for lottery odds...

December 2010 Raptors Player Stats


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After this, I'm done making these fucking calendars.

No shit. I can't even be bothered with boxscores for my dynasty. Shit is teeeeeeeeedious.

You need to grab tha 4 seed, otherwise you'll likely land 7 or 8 and be first round fodder for Heat/Magic.

Don't worry, with Jennings leading the show the Central division is theirs. Can't believe Miami is 28-2. Seems like they win 70+ this season. (In this association)