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I am a father now, talk about random

Worthy of its own thread rather than being amongst all this other stuff. Anyway, congratulations!

(This is normally where I'd suggest what a great name Andrew is, but in your case that's probably not a creative enough option. )

Great name indeed, just not the right one for a girl

Seen that one coming.

to The X.

Huge congratulations, The X!

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What a faggot. How dare he be more successful than I am.

That said it looked more like he was trying to push a boulder up Olympus than trying to open a revolving door. Also his friends are like 15 years older than him. "Yo, what up".

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Dumbass also doesn't know what German means.

^

I know, Hitler is Austrian.

wow.

Bieber is German for beaver btw.

^

wow.

Bieber is German for beaver btw.

So does this mean all those girls that he thinks are infatuated with him are actually just lesbians? Can't wait until he finds out...

At least The Rock can act facial expressions unlike Keanu Reeves.

The woman's expression is the best part of that image.

That's a strike for Obama. Great arm.

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Catchy.

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At least The Rock can act facial expressions unlike Keanu Reeves.

...and Steven Seagal, shadow.

But Steven Seagal can really kick ass, or at least he used to.

Doesn't matter if a bear can do Kung Fu or Karate. We humans can fight a bear one on one fair and square. Chuck Norris proved that.

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That clip is short and incomplete.

"Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die."

@ 0:45 - see how Chuck mind fucked the bear to kill itself.

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The more you watch it, the funnier it gets.

But Steven Seagal can really kick ass, or at least he used to.

If we're talking literally though, he tends to kick balls rather than ass.

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