My first organized basketball game

[NovU]

Damn it... This thread is more exciting than 2nd round series theads.

[Andrew]

For some reason, this thread reminds me a little of the Bill Brasky sketch from SNL.

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[belekox]

today i havent got a good game, i got in foul trouble (the ref was thinking he was still refering the woman game before our game) and i bumped knees with other player so i just limped my way till the end of the game, but anyway, heres my stat line for today, 9pts 4/8fg 1/2ft 12 reb 6off 6deff 5blk 5assists 2steals

bro your the next michael jordan

[J@3]

I'll never understand how people can remember all of these stats. I could barely remember how many points I scored in most games let alone rebounds and assists and whatever else.

[t2r2s]

the only stat i remember is blocks, because everything else i counted by our play by play guy

[NovU]

Good numbers by the way, though your stats say you are not really dominating on the offense. Work on your dribbles, penetrations, pull back jumpers and long range games. I think air force whatever it is called that Sit has been practicing(to help your air time) will help your athletic ablities as well. Good luck.

[Patr1ck]

155 centimeters = 5.08530184 feet - You must be wrong about those numbers if believe you are six feet tall
93 kilos = 204 lbs

If you are 5 feet and 200 pounds you either buff as hell or fat.

Vertical: How can I measure this? If I put a ruler I cant hold it and then jump off ground.

Stan next to a wall, reach up & touch as high as you can on the wall. (do not go onto your toes though)
Mark the spot the top of your hand reached (either with chalk, tape, or best way...sperm)
Standing in the same spot, jump up as high as you can with no more than one step and use your hand to touch the wall, making a second mark.
Measure the distance between the two markings & this is your vertical leap.

[Axel The Great]

Will this thread get any weirder? Bets anyone?

[Lamrock]

155 centimeters = 5.08530184 feet - You must be wrong about those numbers if believe you are six feet tall
93 kilos = 204 lbs

If you are 5 feet and 200 pounds you either buff as hell or fat.

Vertical: How can I measure this? If I put a ruler I cant hold it and then jump off ground.

Stan next to a wall, reach up & touch as high as you can on the wall. (do not go onto your toes though)
Mark the spot the top of your hand reached (either with chalk, tape, or best way...sperm)
Standing in the same spot, jump up as high as you can with no more than one step and use your hand to touch the wall, making a second mark.
Measure the distance between the two markings & this is your vertical leap.

[Jackal]

[NovU]

Any LOL cats? I think it's about time... This thread deserves one... or two.

[Drex]

[J@3]

the only stat i remember is blocks, because everything else i counted by our play by play guy

You have a play by play guy?

[shadowgrin]

(the NLSC has an emoticon of it!)

I knew this was about to happen someday...Pdub is going the way of Sauru, senility is taking over him...Why! Why take Pdub!

[t2r2s]

Good numbers by the way, though your stats say you are not really dominating on the offense. Work on your dribbles, penetrations, pull back jumpers and long range games. I think air force whatever it is called that Sit has been practicing(to help your air time) will help your athletic ablities as well. Good luck.

air alert, and its not the best way to get better, next week i'll start going to the gym everyday instead of the 2 days i go now, and theres a guy there with a 40" vert, i asked him some things and he told me some of the exercices i should do

You have a play by play guy?

hes our coach's son


come on dont mess this thread up with lolcats, i dont mid jackal acting stupid and people hating but lolcats are just too much

[Patr1ck]

The internet is serious fucking business!

Extend the fucking thread.

[Oznogrd]

[Valor]

[Jackal]

I better like the kitty haha I maek real 3pointers all the time even with eyes closed.

[shadowgrin]

[Jackal]

I cant yet do the slam dunk because I not can jump so high as yet but I make lots of game winning basket I think I counted already a bunch of 4 times.

[t2r2s]

at least keep posting the lolcats i've never seen

[Jackal]

[shadowgrin]

[Jackal]