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Go with the latter, the one that don't like human existence whatever. Sounds interesting.

I have been killing 6 hours of time here(mostly studying ) at school waiting for second final test. 1 more hour to kill... I can't believe this fucked up schedule two tests in one day and yet seperated by 7 hours. and it's 21st of December too...

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Had no idea driving exams in the Netherlands are that hard. It's only the first question.

The ultimate trick question indeed.

Damn, that's a tough question. And it kind of screws you up for the rest of the test. I wonder how many people would flick back to question one

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This cracks me up everytime I see it.

^

Just wondering. This site has been around since 2002 am I right?

how much longer does the Andrew see this site running for? 8 years for a video game based forum is pretty impressive in itself.

The current Forum was opened in 2002 but the NLSC itself has been around since 1996. Difficult to say how long it will continue but I have no plans of stepping down or closing up shop anytime soon. So long as the games are being produced and there's someone around to run it, I'd say it'll continue on.

I remember coming to NLSC back in 1998 as I bought NBA Live '98 on PC and wanted updated roster patches. Tim & Lutz were still around back in those days.

The good thing about NLSC is that it isn't all about patching. We also have other forums such as the NBA talk or the General talk which is as active as the Patching forum.

The hell. Get patching Team Member unless you want 40 lashes again from the admins and mods and a minute of stoning from us regular members. Patch patch!

* Vesper is now known as CodyB
<Teku> why the nick change?
<CodyB> I'm teaching this hot chick how to use IRC
<xanatos> ...why
<CodyB> I got grounded for two weeks and I can't call anyone. I figured I could talk to her here, at least.
<CodyB> be cool, I'm teaching her about channels and she might come in here
<xanatos> how did you get grounded
<CodyB> I locked my sister outside for three hours.
<xanatos> i bet she didnt like that
* StacyF has joined #randomshit
<CodyB> yeah I thought my parents were going to kill me
<CodyB> oh hey, there you are
<Teku> So you had sex with your sister on your parents bed and they walked in on you? Wow Cody, you're lucky you only got grounded for two weeks.
<StacyF> eeew you sick fuck
* StacyF has left #randomshit
<Teku> I know you're going to kill me later, but it was so worth it
<CodyB> you motherfucker

Ah, that reminds me. Found this while I was bored a few months ago:

<raven> Any cat people here? I've got a problem with Nicky...
<Leth> I've been known to be handy with a wok
<Lore> Why, I'm a cat person.
<raven> I took Morgan to the vet yesterday - he was gone for a total of 45 minutes, got two vaccs and a blood draw.
<raven> Brought him home and Nicky went BALLISTIC.
<raven> Spent the rest of the night yowling and hissing and attacking MOrgan.
<CrazyClimber> nicky smells the hospital smells on morgan
<Lore> Yeah, I've seen that happen.
<raven> Is there anything I can do to get the hospital stink off him, then? Pack his carrier in coffe grounds or something?
<tieboy> how about a bath
<CrazyClimber> just give it a day or so
<Lore> We tried catnip and butter, and neither worked.
<agent_orange> butter?
<agent_orange> you buttered your cat?
<Lore> Yes.
<raven> it's the best way to butter the house.
<raven> Cats are effective butter delivery units.
<Lore> We read somewhere to put butter on a cat's forehead.
<agent_orange> did the emolient facilitate insertion?
<Lore> And the other cat licks it off, and likes the first cat, because it tastes like butter.
<Lore> As I said, it didn't work.
<agent_orange> you read sopmewhere to put butter on the cats foreWHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
<tieboy> rub the two cats together vigorously until they smell like each other
<agent_orange> piss on them both at the same time
<tieboy> KITTY TASTES LIKE BUTTER
<raven> It's more fun to put tape on their feet.
<agent_orange> why not do both
<agent_orange> and then get out the handycam
<Lore> I believe what I was thinking was "Maybe it will work. And even if it doesn't, I get to butter the cat's forehead."
<agent_orange> AFHV would *love* some footage of sticky-pawed, freshly buttered cats trying in vain to avoid a stream of steaming miller lite
<Samwise> You know what helps with feuding cats, Lore? Sending me lots of cash.
<agent_orange> now, see, I read somewhere --
<agent_orange> I think it was leviticus
<agent_orange> -- that what you should do is frost them
<agent_orange> betty crocker, right out of the can
<raven> Chocolate or buttercream?
<Leth> rave: go chocolate, buttercreme isn't pareve
<CrazyClimber> you're frosting meat?
<agent_orange> and then there'a always Cat Wellington
<agent_orange> "What are you doing in the kitchen, dear?" "Just buttering the cat, pumpkin!"
<agent_orange> "Why don't you baste the chicken while you're at it, too, dear?" "Baste the ... *light bulb* ...Sure! Sure, I'll 'baste the chicken'!"
<CrazyClimber> a google images search for "buttered cat" returns a picture of isaac hayes
<agent_orange> chocolate salty cat balls

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"Tell Spike that". *Reggie does the choke taunt*

Old woman flipping the bird and Billy Crystal's character snapping at the teams and "Kareem's parents and the guy who puts the cheese on the nachos".

I swear there was a moment where David Robinson taunted Charles Barkley and told him "See you in San Antonio!", right after the shot was waved off. Must be another scene.

What film was that? I remember having a glimpse of that while flipping channels back in the day.

Anyway:

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Jack Black =

What film was that? I remember having a glimpse of that while flipping channels back in the day.

It was Forget Paris.

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One of LucasArts' best.

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Found the link on TV Tropes, amongst the examples of Lyrical Dissonance (specifically an example of how Carol of the Bells is a creepy tune for a Christmas carol).

Cthulhu!

OH!! i saw it few months ago.....but.....i saw my college math teacher in a porno.... and it is definitely her because she had the same exact tattoos as the porno girl.....

it was heaven i must tell you though lol. she has amazing boobies. just like i imagined it
but can u imagine my reaction as i was realizing who the woman actually was? i could not believe my eyes.

Is it correct to assume you'll won't be missing any Math classes now?