The "Post here when you are drunk" thread

Just look for Drex's and asdf's posts. Without any doubt the funniest shit on this thread .

Ha.. No doubt, will check those out

oke.... just came home and im just a bit drunk... ok im very drunk and i reallly dont know why i post this thing but ill just let u know im drunk.... damn i had to walk home and there were cops on the road, luckily they didnyt stop me ... damn that was long walk like 3 hours long, but it was like 1.5 km so like WTF... man, ill beter go to sleep
damn... just found i had a strange stereo at home... i think my friends gave it to me coz it was like raining and they like send me home and like they must had give it to me so it would like not get wet or sumthing
Maaaaan... i wish that She would been there, then i wouldnt getr so drunk, i thinks ... oh yeah my friend crashed hid car and he liked called me and told me to like get my car to pull it out sooo.... i hop that i will not go to help him cuz i think that i cant drive my car right now.... ok... now i better go to sleep,i op
õü ... fuck!!! i like fell of my chair -.better push tha submitg butgton befor i ... ok, by for now :E

Edit: Good thing i didnt write something really stupid here... And my friend was just fooling arund calling me and telling he crashed his car. Ok its school day tomorrow, better get drunk when i still can, cya

Five smirnoffs and a cornoa later... still not really drunk. Just a bit tipsy and VERY angry. BF really pissed me the fuck off. I'm going to be in some pain tomorrow. I have cuts all over my hands from trying to open bottles barehanded, but luckily I can't feel them right now... praise god I get to leave chapel fucking hill today and go HOME.

ugh. I have a final later today. I am going to go through so many cigs by the time 11 am rolls around.....

uh oh trouble in paradise.

Five smirnoffs and a cornoa later... still not really drunk. Just a bit tipsy and VERY angry. BF really pissed me the fuck off. I'm going to be in some pain tomorrow. I have cuts all over my hands from trying to open bottles barehanded, but luckily I can't feel them right now... praise god I get to leave chapel fucking hill today and go HOME.

ugh. I have a final later today. I am going to go through so many cigs by the time 11 am rolls around.....

well look on the bright side, if you guys kiss and make up, you can get married here in cali.

Not exactly drunk... just had nine or so beers. Its gonna take me antother five to be completly drunk... i was on the couch watching tv and i remembered about this thread n decided to post. Hey I almost madee no spelling mistakes.

EPIC FIAL!

Capitalization and punctuation errors such as "i" and "its" are not spelling mistakes. I think.

yeah wtf uses cap letters anymore anyway?

im not drunk but im burning a big head to get the mind stable

no better way to celebrate being single on valentines day than going out with the bros and tying one on...What the fuck is up NLSC????!!!!!

wow im really the last guy to post here? way to make me feel alcoholic guys...approximately 3.5 months later: i'm back to bump this thread. We had an 80 dollar tab saved up from winning trivia so we went to spend it tonight. only spent 85. Twas good. Hooray 2 dollar pint (beer) night.

woah i cant believ i fond this thread. shit im so wansted.
we have a couple of exchange students over here from canada, pretty much everyone female and theyere all so frieking awesome,so much funnier and nicer than our girls here, i wish they stayed for ever.
damn, i cant wait until the next morning until i read this. lol

does stoned count? cause MAN.

counts just as much imo

Why would you post in this thread when drunk? Isn't that what the other threads are for?

Or have I been doing it wrong?

we have a couple of exchange students over here from canada, pretty much everyone female and theyere all so frieking awesome,so much funnier and nicer than our girls here, i wish they stayed for ever.
damn, i cant wait until the next morning until i read this. lol

benji's right, you're definitely doing it wrong. Why even bother to post when all of you could be doing something.

whait i am gonna try hitnthe keys!...

dumb forums couldnt log in, i gotl ike 7 letters in my pass...still, it deisn let me in!...i hadqestins for ya!..but ifrogrto...haaaaaaaa!...bljas man zeibal runat angliski!...bljas...kill me!...someone plz tka e aknife and kil me!...stba me! poat when u is durnk!...pha...i dont drink i jus tgoet miskordinated!...fuck, kie me

I was this __ close to post in here last week when I was drunk. I'm so happy I didn't because I'll be making a fool of myself.

I was this __ close to post in here last week when I was drunk. I'm so happy I didn't because I'll be making a fool of myself.

It's fun to read in the next morning wiht a headache!....Looks like i was in a dark place yesterday, if i wanted to die!

So long as you're able to find the thread, you're doing OK. Unless you've got it bookmarked, which is cheating in my opinion.

But then you still have to find where the bookmarked link is, in my computer I have to click "favourite" and then "NLSC". So for me it's equally difficult as finding this thread.

So long as you're able to find the thread, you're doing OK. Unless you've got it bookmarked, which is cheating in my opinion.

No cheating, dont have NLSC in my bookmarks, i guess i clicked N in the browser and got a suggestion for NLSC...but today was hard...had to play streetball!...was lookin better than my friends, one looked like tramp!

I cant wait until the next time you're drunk. Your posts that was made while you're drunk cracked the laughter out of me today for some reasons.