There is NO GOD

[Andrew]

Another take on the whole debate.

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[Donatello]

Lord, how the hell did you do that?

[osem111412]

bird has been a bird ever since God made him a bird,

Birds came from dinosaurs .

and a monkey's been a monkey;

Monkeys came from those early mammals .

a man's been a man…

Man came from monkeys dumbass .

Sir, do you believe you came from Monkey?

[osem111412]

Babies evolve to become adults moron .

Absolutely... That is the right evolution not monkey to human etc...

How is there a "right" and "wrong" evolution?

GENESIS 1:11
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, [and] the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed [is] in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

The right evolution is Man evolves from himself, the wrong one is Man came from lower animals.

The apple tree will never yield mango, you see.. it has to be after his kind.

[osem111412]

It doesn't mean six literal days, it's an allegory/metaphor for all time before man's existence. I'm pretty sure even 90% of Christians don't believe it was six literal days at this point.

It's really not six days?
NOOOOO!!!
My world just crumbled.

GENESIS 1:31
And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, [it was] very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

II PETER 3:8
But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day [is] with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.

[Dan's Brain]

GENESIS 1:31
And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, [it was] very good.

If he does say so himself. It's this kind of arrogance from a god, that's turned me into a devout atheist.

[J@3]

JAE 2:94
Use the fucking edit feature for Christ sakes.

[Jackal]

Now there's a bible I'd read.

[benji]

DARKO 2:03
And the officials' wives and daughters be thy raped, for thou not maketh calls against thy Lord.

[Andrew]

Lord, how the hell did you do that?

"Thou truly art an all around family entertainer". Rowan Atkinson is great, even beyond Bean.

[Donatello]

[osem111412]

Proof that GOD Exist!

The Bible said in The book of Hebrew 13:8 Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and today, and for ever.

In the bible God has always spoken to the people through one man: His prophet. And He vindicated these prophets through supernatural signs. If God is the same today so he will surely use a Prophet.

The Lord told us in the book of Malachi 4:5, “Behold, I will send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the LORD.”

This is just the last part, after you've watched this you can also watch the first up to the 5th part.

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Wherever he went, God proved that Brother Branham is the prophet to this generation. Like Job, the Lord talked to him in a whirlwind. Like Moses, the Pillar of Fire was seen leading him. Like Micaiah, he was reviled by the clergy. Like Elijah, he was a man of the wilderness. Like Jeremiah, he was commissioned by an Angel. Like Daniel, he saw visions of the future. Like the Lord Jesus, he knew the secrets of the heart. And like Paul, he healed the sick.

[Donatello]

You can't quote the bible and say it's proof that god exists. You also can't post a video with a man talking to people and touching them and telling them Jesus just cured their cancer.

These things are not proof. They are examples of why YOU believe in it. There's a big difference.

[benji]

You also can't post a video with a man talking to people and touching them and telling them Jesus just cured their cancer.

Says who?

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[AMenace]

This argument is a load of shit.

vinceair, accept the fact that you are not going to win this argument.

[NovU]

U guys r crazy, how can you claim such craps, that god don't exist. Just go ask ur mom. Therez my proof...

[Andrew]

I've run out of relevant Rowan Atkinson videos. This is as close as I can get.

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[MikeMan™]

Proof that GOD Exist!

The Bible said

How ?
Because the FairyTale book said so ?
It's all you can show as an evidence .

- G.O.D. exist !
- How ?
- The Bible said . . . bla , bla , bla

That's all you can say .

Sir, do you believe you came from Monkey?

No , I believe I descended from Monkeys . . .
I didn't become one .

[osem111412]

Sir, do you believe you came from Monkey?

No , I believe I descended from Monkeys . . .
I didn't become one .

Sir, you don't believe you came from monkey? but you do believe you descended from Monkeys? ...... ????

If human from monkey... so after human, there must be another specie?

[MikeMan™]

That will happen in the future .
Us humans are still the best products of evolution so far .
Wait for the next evolution , if you'll see it .

- Still no answer for my " Noah's Arc " Question . . .

[dopeboy]

Sir, you don't believe you came from monkey? but you do believe you descended from Monkeys? ...... ????

If human from monkey... so after human, there must be another specie?

There will be, but probably the same specie in the next phase of evolution, like comparing all those dudes that lived in caves with nowadays. How much time has gone since that? Or maybe you think that you're an exception?

[MikeMan™]

Before - Clubs
Now - Guns
Future - Robutts

Christians will be and always be stucked in the past .

[shadowgrin]

God damn, I had it with these clowns.

Thank you,btw i found a very good evolution vs creation debate.I have posted that man's arguments earlier.

It's quite long,but it is very interesting and funny.Hovind pwns them in every aspect of life

Since November 2006 Hovind is serving a ten-year prison sentence in the Federal Correctional Institution, Edgefield in Edgefield, South Carolina, after being convicted of 58 federal counts, including twelve tax offenses, one count of obstructing federal agents and forty-five counts of structuring cash transactions.

I would rather trust Judas than that clown. Even Jesus had the decency to pay taxes. It's in the Bible, look it up.

Do you hate me because i believe in God?

No, we hate you because you're fucking stupid.
All you do is question the other side's argument without even giving your own. Give your opinion and then you can question their argument. Copy pasting the arguments from a tax cheat doesn't count as your argument.
God gave you a brain, use it stupid. Present decent counterarguments instead of piling up confusion with the questions.
English not being your primary language is not an excuse either.

Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.

Again, we hate you not because of your belief in God, but because you're fucking stupid. See post above why.
You nuts, stop playing the "martyr card". Even Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John would be ashamed of how you carry your weak arguments. If this was olden times, you would piss off people away from Christianity instead of bringing them closer because of your stupidity.


Another thing, learn to use the EDIT button. I really think there is no evolution because of how stupid you guys are in just using the EDIT button.

[MikeMan™]

God damn, I had it with these clowns.

Even Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John would be ashamed of how you carry your weak arguments. If this was olden times, you would piss off people away from Christianity instead of bringing them closer because of your stupidity.

Very funny shadow , very funny . . . ( I mean it ) ( I really mean it ) .

[shadowgrin]

Shut the hell up MikeDwyane. I wasn't even trying to be remotely funny.
Once a person starts using the "martyr card" as an argument/excuse/justification, they are no better than those extremists that blow themselves and others up, imo.