by Fresh8 on Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:34 pm
Chapter 14
“Hey Sitty, what’s up? Long time no see!”
Will Sit waved his hand and smiled as Flo Ruf called for the waitress to bring out another beer.
“What do you know? The star of next season’s Prison Break!” Joked another man sitting at the table.
“Who’s he?” Sit asked his German friend Flo.
Flo looked at the man next to him, “I should introduce you to my friend Peter.”
The man raised his hand and interrupted, “I will introduce myself. I’m Peter Robinson and I work for pay television networks.”
Sit shook Peter’s hand and said, “I’m…”
Peter cut him, “I know you, so don’t need to introduce yourself.”
“Oh ok,” Sit laughed, “Good to know that I’m actually famous now.”
Peter nodded, “Yeah, the guys down at the studio call you OJ Simpson’s cousin. You know? Crazed killer?”
Peter laughed as Sit shook his head, clearly not amused. A waitress came back with Sit’s drink and Sit grabbed it. Flo then raised his beer.
“Here’s to a better future!”
The three men had a bit to drink before they began to talk again.
“Flo, I’m glad that you’re here in the States because I think I may be able to get to get you a job with my new team!” Sit announced.
Flo’s face lit up, “You serious? I can get to work in the NBA?”
Sit nodded before Peter once again rudely interrupted, “Can you get me a job?”
Sit and Flo glared at him and cried out together, “Shut up!”
Peter looked back down at his beer and took a sip before Flo pointed, “Hey, is that Robert Horry?”
Sit jumped up quickly, “Man, he’s a bit short for Robert Horry but I bet you that’s Will Smith!”
“So what if it is Will Smith? What’s so good about him?” Peter asked Sit.
Sit sat back down, “Man, ever since I was in grade four, I’ve liked Will Smith!”
Flo then questioned him, “Really?”
Sit nodded excitedly, “Yeah man! I just got addicted to Fresh Prince of Bel-air!”
“And why do you like him so much?” Peter asked.
Sit then blurted out, “Cause if you add a ‘m’ and ‘h’ to my name, you get his!”
McGrady lifted up his newly won Three Point Shootout trophy to the cheers of the delighted crowd. He received a standing ovation as Ray Allen walked towards the changing room. The atmosphere for All-star Saturday was incredible but somehow, it was also feeling a little weird.
David Stern was in a corporate box and whispered to one of his executives, “Something’s not right around here. I think we should get rid of All-star Saturday.”
The executive he was whispering to looked at him with a confused face, “You crazy sir? This is where we make money.”
Stern shrugged, “You tell me if you would want to see this kind of a contest. It had nothing special about it.”
The man replied, “Wait till the Slam Dunk Competition is done and you will see.”
Stern nodded, “I will take your word for it.”
Back on the court, Kobe Bryant was talking to Tracy McGrady, “Hey man, good win tonight.”
McGrady hugged Kobe and said to him, “Thanks man. We got to rip it up tomorrow night alright?”
Kobe smiled and pointed back, “For sure dawg.”
“Yo Mr Will Smith,” Sit shouted out as Flo and Peter looked away in shame.
Will Smith turned to Sit’s voice to see the short Asian jumping up and down trying to rap the Fresh Prince theme song. The famous actor chuckled and walked to Sit’s table.
Flo and Peter looked up at the star and both mumbled, “We don’t know this kid.”
Smith laughed as Sit gave him a high five while rapping, “In East Australia born and raised!”
Smith told Sit to stop, “So what you want?”
Sit smiled, “You’re a nice guy Will Smith. Can I get your autograph?”
Peter looked at Flo, “How the hell did he get a job?”
Flo looked at Peter then back at the two Will’s, “I have no idea.”
Smith raised an eyebrow, “Yo Will Sit…”
“You know my name? Man, I told you I was famous!” Sit shouted as he hit Peter in the back of his head.
Will Smith looked at Sit weirdly, “Whoa man, I saw you on the news for three months straight and you’re only known for murdering some old man.”
Sit’s grin was wiped off of his face, “This is a disgrace! What’s wrong with television these days? It’s because I’m Asian isn’t it?”
Peter rolled his eyes “No, it’s because you’re black.”
Sit hit Peter again before Will Smith asked, “So you want me to sign something?”
Sit nodded, “Sign my…”
He looked around and noticed there was nothing for him to sign, “Maybe next time ok.”
Will Smith shrugged, “I got to go man. Hope you guys have fun around here.”
Smith turned as Sit shouted, “Hey Smith, why you here anyways?”
“Family vacation so I don’t want any more interruptions,” He called out before he left the bar.
The Slam Dunk Competition was a major flop that night with Steve Francis winning it. Emeka Okafor and Kevin Garnett did nothing flashy and Paul Pierce was lucky to even get half the score he got. Stern was shaking his head the whole contest.
“I told you,” Stern said, “We don’t need this. It won’t make much difference if we took away the Saturday events. Maybe we should just hold All-Star weekend on the Saturday and Sunday.”
“It’s an option I guess,” The executive replied.
Down on the court, Steve Francis lifted his trophy as the crowd booed him.
Stern got up to leave, “I hope we have a better All-Star game tomorrow night.”
The executive wiped sweat off of his forehead, “I hope so too.”
* * *
“Let’s hear it for your Western All-Stars!”
The boom of the crowd was deafening as everyone got out of their seats for the introduction on the Western Conference All-Stars.
“Not long now until tip-off,” Sit screamed.
“What?” Flo shouted back.
“Not long till it starts!” Sit tried to shout out louder.
“Who farted?” Flo screamed back.
Then the noise grew even louder as the starters lined up on the court, ready to start the game. Sit looked across his row of seats to remind himself who was at the game with them. Sitting next to Flo was Peter Robertson the ‘cable guy’ and next to Peter was Andrew Watson.
Watson yelled out, “Hey, where’s Sean Marks?”
Peter looked at him, “Be quiet you fool! Sean Marks isn’t good enough to make the Spurs’ bench.”
Watson stared blankly at Peter, “What do you mean? He is on the bench.”
Peter didn’t seem to care, “Well… you better watch out for yourself. Eating all that food will catch up with you one day.”
Flo turned to the two of them and pointed at Watson, “Who? Him? I think it’s too late.”
Sit shook his head and turned back to the game as Kobe Bryant sank a jumper in LeBron James’ face. Steve Nash then stripped the ball off of Kirk Hinrich and passed the ball to Garnett who threw it down on the fast break back down the floor. The West took an early lead and the team left the court at the first quarter buzzer.
Flo tapped Sit on the shoulder, “It was a waste of your money bailing that guy out of jail for the day Sit.”
Sit looked across at Watson who was sprawled out in his seat, “He’s passed out, so what?”
Flo shook his head, “You could have spent your money somewhere else!”
Sit laughed, “My friend, where else can you find a walking trash can?”
The second quarter seemed to fly by as the Eastern All-Stars made the contest closer but couldn’t rule the West of the game thanks to Yao Ming’s big quarter. Sit decided to get some food at halftime and stood in a long line. Suddenly, a tall man fell over and spilt his drink all over Sit.
Sit looked at his clothes and couldn’t believe it, “You just spilt your drink on me man.”
The man on the floor pulled himself up and looked at Sit, “You again?”
“You!” Sit glared up at Will Smith.
“Hey man, I’m really sorry,” Smith apologised.
Sit then mocked Smith, “I’m sorry, you just ruined my suit. It was extra fly.”
Smith raised his arms up, “I don’t want no trouble ok.”
“Oh yeah, then get me a new suit. It was custom made.”
“What? Custom made because you’re too short?” Smith joked then added, “Sorry, I couldn’t resist.”
Sit shoved Smith, “Hey man, you shut up now. Pay me back for my suit.”
Smith looked around seeing everyone watching the two of them, “Hey man, what’s wrong with you?”
Sit shoved him again, “Man, you spilt your drink on me.”
Smith was in disbelief, “No wonder people call you crazy!”
“You want to test me?” Sit shouted.
Smith took a step back and patted Sit on the head before asking in a soft, trembling voice, “You want to take this outside?”
Sit stared at Smith before everyone around them laughed and a man yelled out, “Cut!”
Smith laughed and pat Sit on the back, “Man, that was awesome!”
Sit looked confused, “Man, I ain’t joking, pay me back for my suit.”
Smith shook his head and clicked his fingers and a lady gave Sit a cheque before Smith looked at Sit, “Thanks Will. That was great.”
The man who yelled ‘cut’ walked up to Sit and shook his hand.
“Son, you just made it into our 15 year special for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.”
Sit then smiled, understanding what was happening, “Oh man, you guys got me.”
Smith nodded, “Thanks bro, it was good working with you.”
Sit laughed before getting changed to watch the rest of the game.
“Kobe get off!” Yelled Coach Van Gundy, “Ray Allen, you’re on.”
Kobe threw his towel on the ground and looked anywhere but inside the West All-Star huddle.
“I want you guys to foul quickly. Then give the ball to Allen. Allen, you take that three for a win, tie or whatever,” Van Gundy briefed the superstar team.
Everyone nodded as they returned to the floor.
Van Gundy looked at Kobe who was sitting on the bench, "Kobe, this ain't the Lakers. And thank God I'm not Phil."
Play started again as the ball was tossed to LeBron James. Allen took his cue and ran up to James, hitting James in the back and wrestling the ball off of the younger player. There was no whistle. Allen then took his chance and sprinted up the court with the ball and laid the ball up into the hoop.
“He did it!” PJ Brown waved his towel from the sideline.
The crowd was on its feet as Billups heaved a shot from half way and the players retreated to the benches to have a rest.
“I bet you that the East will win this game,” Watson said to Peter.
Peter laughed, “How much?”
“One hundred,” Watson said as the East pushed ahead by eight in the extra time period.
“Ten, the West are losing for God’s sake,” Peter countered.
“Well, I like to gamble so anything will do. Deal,” Watson nodded before Ray Allen hit a three pointer.
The last few minutes went quickly as the West caught right back up with the East and Ray Allen forced a second overtime period with a trey.
“This is getting interesting!” Watson exclaimed.
Peter hit himself, “I should have bet more.”
The West ended up winning by two points and Watson got away without paying Peter because he had no money, “Man, I was only in it to win.”
Watson was then escorted back to his jail cell on the other side of the country. As Yao Ming accepted his MVP award, Peter was courtside to interview him. Flo and Sit left the arena together.
“Will, what’s it feel like to be back in the business?”
“Feels good Flo,” Sit replied.
Flo nodded, “So you’re going to go to your team now?”
Sit smiled, “Yeah, come on man. I know you will get that job as our scout.”
Flo gave Sit a high five, “Wait a second. What team are we with again?”
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Fresh8 on Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.