Cannibalism

[JT_55]

If in the future cannibalism does go through, apparently we'd have some problems with certain body parts many people wouldn't prefer to consume. Throwing them in the garbage would create a rather disturbing scene, don't you guys think?

Do I just copy-paste what the other person has written and post it in between quote thingies and write every other person's username out in between them, or is there a way to do this that would make my life easier?

There is the "Quote" post function at the top right corner of every post.

[Cloudy]

Inhumane. It just doesn't sound right... as of now(?). I'd still prefer plastic or rubber over my friends.

[Patr1ck]

I've read that humans taste like pork and that the younger the meat, the better it tastes. If it is older meat, it is tougher and stringier. Now you know why so many kids are kidnapped and disappear.

I'm fine with cows, pigs, chickens and turkeys.

[Pera]

What if a PETA organization breaks out called PETP?

I don't like the idea of having a friend that died yesterday on a plate tomorrow.

[StockaloneDuoLove]

Well, if someone doesn't want to consume a penis... then well, I'm sure that you could always ship those body parts to starving African kids. They'll eat anything.

Human meat is supposed to taste like veal, and indeed gets shittier as the person is older. I wish that babies were kidnapped for this noble cause and not for sexual/family/revenge purposes, yet that is not the reality we live in.

Well, I personally think that even if PETP breaks out, cannibalism will still have the full support of PETA. Those crazy idiots like animals more than they like people.

You wouldn't have to eat your friend, but wouldn't it be a better use for his body than just burying him?

The worms end up the looses in this deal, but oh well...

[The Other Kevin]

This is the wierdest fucking thing I've ever seen on the internet. We have cannibalism, showerfun, and slavery all wrapped up into one pettite package.


And there is a reason people die from cannibalsim. Humans have too many microorganisms, that when eaten, kill you. Even if in the best conditions, there is no way that this can be safe.

[Angelo]

i cant imagine of what we will look like when we are eating each other ..

maybe like this?



or this



or this
yea, not needed -Jao

P.S

try to watch the movie "Cannibal HOLOCAUST"

[jenz]

damn. please somebody remove the last pic.. it's too disturbing.

[Jackal]

I think it's sexy. I wish my schlong was like 1/4th of that.

I hate my 5 centimeters, hate it!!

[Lean]

Damn, should I break the thread now?

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[Andrew]

If we're talking about society collapsing then I think a lot of things would become accepted that are currently frowned upon but otherwise, I don't think cannabalism is the solution to the world's problems. This is one unique thread though.

[JaoSming]

Damn, should I break the thread now?

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Yes

[Jackal]

[shadowgrin]

After seeing this topic, I am 99% sure that StockaloneDuoLove is Pavel. Those that I know in the NLSC, only Pavel has that craziness as to give reasons to justify cannibalism.

[JaoSming]

Or McDwayne, trying to chow down on anything that moves.

[shadowgrin]

McDwyane doesn't have enough brain cells to think of something like this.
Foolmac is my next suspect.

[Jackal]

I think Pavel is a good bet. Foolmac would be hitting on the kids and would be firmly against cannabilism given it doesnt fit in with God's will.

[StockaloneDuoLove]

Ehh... I doubt that humans have too many microorganisms that can kill you if you eat them, yet I'm sure that the world's scientists will research that.

Otherwise, those pictures are delicious.

As Andrew said, this is a measure we must only implement in case the economy collapses. For now I can only hope that it actually does so that I get to taste the rich flavour of a baby's flesh.

Anyhow, this username sucks... can I have my old one back?

[BigKaboom2]

Someone stole your account and started posting as you?

Or you lost your password?

[Cloudy]

Hardwood Classic - Nominated

[Its_asdf]

I think Pavel is a good bet. Foolmac would be hitting on the kids and would be firmly against cannabilism given it doesnt fit in with God's will.

That and he is too busy writing up his e-story for us... Oh how I miss the drama that was brought from that heart wrenching plot.

[Indy]

Oh hell yeah, I love eating people- delicious!

I once had this friend who I would always look at and my mouth would water. I thought I might be gay, but then I realized he just looked delicious. So one day I tricked him in to my oven and I cooked the son of a bitch and shared him with my dog.

[StockaloneDuoLove]

My old account got banned, no fun.

Oh hell yeah, I love eating people- delicious!

I once had this friend who I would always look at and my mouth would water. I thought I might be gay, but then I realized he just looked delicious. So one day I tricked him in to my oven and I cooked the son of a bitch and shared him with my dog.

Did you dog enjoy it? Did it wiggle its tail? Did it jump up and down in pure ecstatic happiness? Did it lick the human meat off your balls?

[BigKaboom2]

My old account got banned, no fun.

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No fun indeed...

[StockaloneDuoLove]

My old account got banned, no fun.

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No fun indeed...

Yeah, way to be an asshole.

Kinda cheap though... You should have posted some ban-related rule instead, it would have been a tad more witty.

I gues all I can do is eat you.