YAO is getting married.

by **Sauru** on Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:19 am

zanshadow wrote:this marriage makes yao a better player.

1) finally getting laid... (takes pressure off his chest in locker room & everywhere he goes, now t mac & cos will stop teasing him)
2) now he can concentrate on games (he had to follow ye li around for 3 years)
3) gotta feed the family, responsibility. so has to do a better job at work (dunno if this logic applies to millionaire superstars)

1. he better learn fast not to get laid prior to games, it really fucks with your legs

2. with a wife you concentrate on anything but home life so yeah lol

3. i think its safe to say that the mings(or yaos, or however the hell they do it over there) are going to be financially secure.

by **[Q]** on Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:01 pm

JT_55 wrote:
kevC wrote:
Qballer wrote:
JT_55 wrote:
Qballer wrote:wtf have you never seen Chinese people in real life? they would just thank god (or Buddha) every day if they manage to even reach 6'.

I'm Chinese. Got a few friends who are 6' and 6'1" and they're still growing. I'm way shorter myself, though...

i don't know what your friends are on, but I'm 5'7" and that's still tall for an Asian.

Ehh... tall is pushing it. I'm 5'7.5" and I'm usually the shortest Korean where I go. I'm not Asian though so...

I'm 5'6"~5'7", and I'm just about average. Most people are either an inch taller or shorter. Of course, I've never been to Newport Beach so it might may be full of midgets adn I wouldn't know...

well i go to a school of 24,000 students and 55-60% are Asian. I'm taller than most (especially on the basketball courts at the gym and the Filipinos in the Filipino club i'm in) and i'd say average height for an asian-american is like 5'5".

by **McDwyane** on Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:12 am

Chinese people are really tall.Their children might even reach 7 in just few time.

by **---** on Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:14 am

Every Chinese person I know is short. Except for my neighbour, he's like 6-7.

by **Jackal** on Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:29 am

Well then that's not every person you know, now is it?

by **Sauru** on Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:29 am

conversewade2.0 wrote:Chinese people are really tall.Their children might even reach 7 in just few time.

wtf? chinese people have a reputation for being among the shortest people in the world.

by **Jackal** on Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:34 am

Man, you guys are so misinformed. What other crap have you guys been spoonfed by the creators of the Matrix?

We all know it's all mumbo jumbo, asians are actually very tall, but they're best known for their big penis's.

Just like everyone knows black men have small ones and that not all white people are child molestors.

Converse, I feel you bro, you keep doing what you do best. (Which is...? Topic to think about next time.)

by **[Q]** on Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:16 pm

gil_zero wrote:Chinese people are really tall.Their children might even reach 7 in just few time.

wow this just confirms your stupidity. :lol:

by **---** on Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:04 pm

Chinese people are really tall.Their children might even reach 7 in just few time.

Chinese kids don't usually live till they're 7!?

xbox360/nbalive07/conversewade2.0/gil_zero... next time, can you name yourself after something other than an object?

by **JT_55** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:57 am

xbox360/nbalive07/conversewade2.0/gil_zero, you missed by 5 years. Chinese kids don't usually live til 12.

Cause after that, they're teenagers.

Jackal wrote:but they're best known for their big penis's.

I couldn't have said it bettter myself...

by **Anthony15** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:44 am

gil_zero wrote:Chinese people are really tall.Their children might even reach 7 in just few time.

Just tell us honestly, are you mentally retarded?

by **Jackal** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:49 am

Would a mentally retarded person actually know if they were or weren't?

by **NovU** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:45 am

oh man... why all wade fans in this forum sound retarded... (i won't say who)
can i see one SANE wade supporter other than me? or am i asking too much?

by **Sauru** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:30 pm

i think the obvious answer is, only crazy people support wade

by **---** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:42 pm

zanshadow wrote:Kidd- is a fine tuned player overall but never was able to dominate either clutch. Most importantly never done anything other than tripling doubling dingding dang dong

0 sane Wade fans at the NLSC.

by **NovU** on Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:46 pm

ahhahahahhaa...

ahhaha... hah...

ahhhh...

darn u all

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:02 am

it is said that yao has approached ye li quite a few times and got rejected as ye li was focusing on her career as a basketball player
she finally gave in...

Now that's determination..
..or obsession..
..or desperation..
Anyway, good for Yao.

Yi is still looking for a girl. :lol:

by **Sauru** on Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:26 am

bah, if you are gonna chase after a girl and take the rejection, why not pick a better looking girl?

by **Indy** on Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:33 am

Did any of you read the article about Yao having one too many at realgm? Hilarious. I haven't read such a funny article in a long time.

by **grusom** on Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:41 am

yeah, I saw it. The thought of Yao Ming drunk is funny as hell. Nothing tops the Nash/Nowitzki drinking pictures though.

by **Gundy** on Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:59 am

Sauru wrote:bah, if you are gonna chase after a girl and take the rejection, why not pick a better looking girl?

She has a beautiful mind.

by **[Q]** on Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:39 am

she's asian, so she has to be smart. not many dumb asians in the world.

by **Drex** on Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:50 am

Why would Yao want a smart girl with him? He's an NBA player.

by **Silas** on Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:06 am

To look after all the money he makes

by **Drex** on Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:25 pm

He's Asian, he can do that himself.

YAO is getting married.

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