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It's Not a Real XXXXXXXX Game Unless...

Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:28 am

After thinking a little,I've decided to come up with this-the thread for things that happen in most games of a certain team. It can be a past team(It's not a real 90's Jazz game unless Stockton assits Malone to a corner Jumpshot) or present,maybe even predictions about the Future,It can also be a specific game(such as-It's not a real Pistons Playoff game unless they're playing worse than their regular season games.) or a specific moment in a game(It's not a real HEAT playoff 4th Quarter unless They are trailing by 10 at the beginning and winning by 1 point after wade scoring 20 points including the winning shot),as long It is recognized with the team.

Suggstions,Comments,'You are Stupid' and 'Most Useless Topic Ever' Comments,and whatever...

I'll start:
It's not a real HEAT game unless Wade gets 35 pts,10 ast,5 reb but still they lose because half the roster is injured.

Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:36 am

It's not a real Raptors win when Sam Mitchell's still on the team.

Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:41 am

It's not a real Pistons game unless Rasheed Wallace gets a technical.

Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:47 am

mvpshaq32 wrote:It's not a real Pistons game unless Rasheed Wallace gets a technical.

Good one :lol:

It's not a real Pacers-Pistons game unless the commentators just keep on talking about the Great Palace Brawl.

Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:03 am

It's not a real Top 10, unless Vince's in it...

Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:32 am

It's not a real Celtics game unless Tony Allen plays the entire third quarter running over guys on the fast break who have been set for a charge for ten seconds, making horrendous passes that get picked off, dribbling into pressure and turning it over, and generally handing the game over to the other team.

Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:31 am

It's not a real Pacers home game if Sign Guy isn't there. Does anyone know who I'm talking about?

Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:37 am

Nope.

Its not a real Piston's game without Ben Wallace locking down Center. :( (I wish he stayed)

Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:40 am

Indy wrote:It's not a real Pacers home game if Sign Guy isn't there. Does anyone know who I'm talking about?


Sorta, it's kinda like Mop Girl with the Raptors.

Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:42 am

Its not a real Knicks game unless Eddy Curry gets owned.

Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:49 am

It was not a real Mavs game unless Shawn Bradley got posterized.

Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:06 am

It's not a real NBA Live game unless there are numerous bugs in it...

Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:29 pm

He's not the real Kobe unless he scores 30+

Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:39 pm

It's not a real League if David Stern doesn't try to keep holding young black men down :lol: .

Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:44 pm

Its not a real Denver game unless K-mart gets injured.

Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:50 pm

It's not a real jazz game unless they get a 20 point by halftime but lose it by the middle of the 4th qrt.

Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:37 pm

Its not a real knicks game unless Curry grabs less than 10 rebounds

(when he does do it everyone starts w/ the curry and his potential crap which has been going on for years)

Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:12 pm

cyanide wrote:Sorta, it's kinda like Mop Girl with the Raptors.


I don't know about Mop Girl, but it probably is. Sign Guy is a long time season ticket holder that sits courtside behind one of the hoops and always has a sign. If you've watched the Pacers at MSA or Conseco you probably saw him.

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Sign Guy is the one lifting up the Boom Baby Sign.

I've met Sign Guy a few times and he's a funny ass dude. I've asked him his name and he said he's going to stick with Sign Guy. Wouldn't tell me his real name.

Looking at that picture made me start to really miss Reggie. It hits me every now and then still.

Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:20 pm

Its not a real spurs game if both teams dont get less than 85.

EDIT: 100 posts yeah!

Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:54 pm

Its not a real Suns game unless Nash gets 10 assists

Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:13 pm

Its not a real week unless Gordon goes off for 30 points one night, then scores in single digits the next.

Its not a real season unless Arenas gets pissed off at someone for something and proceeds to score 45.

Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:56 am

Indy wrote:
cyanide wrote:Sorta, it's kinda like Mop Girl with the Raptors.


I don't know about Mop Girl, but it probably is. Sign Guy is a long time season ticket holder that sits courtside behind one of the hoops and always has a sign. If you've watched the Pacers at MSA or Conseco you probably saw him.


:lol: I kinda figured he'd be one of the fans, holding a sign. That's awesome.

Mop girl is also pretty self-explanatory. A girl who comes and mops the court during a stopped call: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zuCce3wKe8

Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:10 am

is not a real charlotte game unless they lose

Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:46 am

It's not a real Blazers game unless Ime Udoka gets 30 minutes

Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:25 am

Its not a real Nets game unless they screw up a huge halftime lead and lose :evil:
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