Don't worry, Isiah will dismantle it...
CLIPPERS COACHES:
While the e-mails were mostly hate, there were those who loved Isiah for having a potentially awesome team. The Kobe lovers were going mad. Kobe announced that after the first game, he would switch to number 24, because he is a dipshit. Isiah naturally supported this, because he is a bigger dipshit. The Clippers went through training camp, naturally, learning nothing.
"Isiah! Are you friggin nuts!!!????" Billy Bonkers screamed over the intercom. "Keep it down man, I'm finding my zen." "What, you're smoking pot again?" "SHUT THE F- er.. um... what do you want?" "How could you hire those coaches? And 1 year deals?" "Well, I'm saving money, see? It will work out in the end, I trust Mike Dunleavy." "God you're dumb, why haven't I quit." "Because I gave you a hella good contract, that's why."
CJ Patterson, who had not left the Staples Center until they agreed to let him in on all the inside news some months ago, was livid when he learned of the signings of the coaches. "What is he trying to do? No coach, no trainer, no scout???? Now when I become GM next year, which I most certainly will, I won't know who to draft, my players will be injured, and they'll be playing like shit. God damn you, Isiah."
Kobe Bryant, who had elected himself team leader, agreed with Dunleavy and Bonkers. Isiah was terrible. Unfortunately, douche bags like Kapono(who, in fact, did NOT hit 280 3pts of 300, even in his career, because he's shit) sided with Isiah, saying it'll work out. Kapono became the "asshole who thinks he is all that" on the team. He became Isiah's favorite player, which sucked. Eventually the team split into a rift, about a week before the first game. It went like this:
For Isiah
Jason Kapono
Sheed(rumored that he and Isiah smoke blunts together)
Spree(apparantly, he's convinced Isiah will give him a 'family feeding' worthy contract.
Mike James(he's a piece of shit)
Sow(he doesn't really give a shit, actually...)
Luke Jackson(never really liked him... and he sucks)
Against the dumb ass
Kobe
Brown(my boy!)
J Smoove
Miles
Ratliff
Jones(Damon likes his style, but Isiah hates it)
Naturally, you can see the problem. But anyway, time faded and November was nigh. "Time to shut the fuck up and play," as Dunleavy put it. "Can't we all just get along?"said Sheed, who seemed to be high every day. "Shut up you dumb turkey." It was Brown. Tierre was pissed off, he knew he had potential to be a good backup PG, but Isiah made sure Dunleavy didn't play him.
First Month's Schedule
First up is Duncan and the Pistons. Ironic, eh?
Next: Game 1 and stuff