Hello

Welcome to the Forums.

Welcome to the forums, and I'll use some printer paper

By the way, I'd use the printer paper if I had to choose; then take another one, wet it, and use that as well, and then do the same thing again (and again if needed).

You sound like you already had an experience with this kind of things .

printer paper is hard....and to wet my ass....only when thats the only why to get my ass clean from shit
but ladies like dudes who asses ar brown not white

You sound like you already had an experience with this kind of things .

:shhh:

I actually have, but let's not get into that...

It’s 00:45(12:45am). You really need to handle your business but the toilets rolls all gone, what do you do.

Cotton people, cotton. There MUST be some cotton in the frickin' bathroom, no? Oh, and you better wet it first in case your ass gets all wooly.


Welcome to the forum, Theory. Feel free to disregard those who might offend you, because paying people who find flaming in an Internet Forum invigorating any attention, you just gice them unworthy value. Welcome again.

Usually what happens to me is that I take a shit, and THEN I realize there's no paper. Worst moment; when it happened at my friend's house. Luckily, he had a box of tissues in his bathroom. Let me just say, you don't want to resort to tissues unless you want an ass full of Kleenex.

hello there Theory old boy
stick with me nd you'll do just fine......

ahhhh enough reasons why i drop the willy wonka avy and sig AFTER i watched the movie i thought it was funny at first...being an avid Depp fan [edward scissor hand, Jack Sparrow] but after i viewed it it was just wasn"t COOL anymore

EDIT: would you like a CHocolate?

you're both going to get the plastic shovel!

I guess that makes me your foster son too eh?

Anyway, welcome to the forum.

Welcome to the forum
Great introduction by the way

I think we ought to let things cool down here...

Welcome to the forum. I choose A4.

A) Try and hold it until morning?
B) Use a piece of A4 printer paper?
C) Get a dirty sock out of the laundry basket, wet it, put it on your hand like a sock puppet and wipe away?
D) Who needs to wipe?

quite easy. I would take a shower and then wipe my self with my hands and then i would wash my body like you would in a shower. Then I would be clean+wiped my ass without toilet paper.

thankyou for the kind welcome.

Welcome Theory.

Nice analysis of that Chocolate movie. I watched the original when I was a kid and I thought that Willy was just looking for a replacement to take over the factory since the actor who played the part looked old or somewhat dying.
With Depp playing the part and looking more like Wacko Jacko, it seems more *ugh* freaky. Thanks for opening my eyes to the horrible truth.

The toilet paper question, I would do what Null17 would do, but with a stream of pressurized water! HA!