Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:27 am
I love pissing in the shower, good feeling
And I don't miss
How can one miss, when pissing in the shower?
He was young, and when he was done, his dick got stuck in the bottle. So he pulled out and you guessed, it, piss explodes everywhere.
Okay, I think I need to take a break from this thread. Yuck. 
Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:32 am
But it was more related to physics and such.. air, compression, etc.. I thought you could handle it 
Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:37 am
But it was more related to physics and such.. air, compression, etc.. I thought you could handle it
I can handle it... as long as I don't have to visualize it...
Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:01 am
COOLmac© wrote:shit and get off the pot
anyways i have never tried and will never will try havinf the phone at the toilet/crapper. i have heard stories of cellphones being shot/fallen off at the T-bowl one too many times already.....scared the hell out of me
No, I don't get off the pot. When I need to rinsh it I spread my legs and dump it in the toliet bowl.
Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:42 am
No, I don't get off the pot. When I need to rinsh it I spread my legs and dump it in the toliet bowl.
STOP! STOP! STOP!
Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:58 am
D-Weaver 99027 wrote:No, I don't get off the pot. When I need to rinsh it I spread my legs and dump it in the toliet bowl.
STOP! STOP! STOP!
GO! GO! GO!
Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:47 pm
D-Weaver 99027 wrote:I love pissing in the shower, good feeling
And I don't miss
How can one miss, when pissing in the shower?
Nah, I don't miss in General
I think i missed a bit with the bottle cos i didn't want to get my doodle stuck
but it wasn't my house
Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:48 pm
Hey since we're on the subject of doodle's.. also known as dweebers favourite play thing.. I went to Highschool with this jewish kid that told me his cousin pissed blood for almost a month after he went swimming in a local pool and got some sort of bacteria in his ding dong..
fuck I just realised how gross that is...
fuck I just realised how gross that is...
Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:22 pm
thats just wrong. on the other hand "ding dong" hee hee hee 
isnt it amazing how a thread about a phone, turns into a thread about shitting and pissing blood. shame shame shame
isnt it amazing how a thread about a phone, turns into a thread about shitting and pissing blood. shame shame shame
Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:23 am
cyanide wrote:and his doodle got stuck in the bottle
Rookie mistake.
Don't stick your dick in a bottle. If it starts swelling, your screwed. rofl, who would you get to help you out? If you asked your friends, they'd problably just laugh and leave you like that, if you asked your parents...
Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:11 am
Rookie mistake. Don't stick your dick in a bottle.
May I ask WHY anyone would do that? please do not answer what I expect to hear...
Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:56 am
He had to go really bad, and for some reason, they couldn't have stopped to pull over. Is that what you didn't expect to hear? 
Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:59 am
Is that what you didn't expect to hear?
No, something FAR worse. I won't go into details. Let's just say I'm done visiting this thread...
Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:33 am
cyanide wrote:He had to go really bad, and for some reason, they couldn't have stopped to pull over. Is that what you didn't expect to hear?
You don't get the significance of why someone might stick their manhood into a bottle to try to represent?
Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:43 am
Ahh, I get it now, it just didn't occur to me before because WHO THE FREAKING HELL WOULD DO THAT?!
Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:17 pm
D-Weaver 99027 wrote:Is that what you didn't expect to hear?
No, something FAR worse. I won't go into details. Let's just say I'm done visiting this thread...
does it involves vaseline jelly?
Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:19 pm
does it involves vaseline jelly?
I think you mean Petroleum Jelly you goof.
Unless you have some sort of exotic jam called "Vaseline Jelly" where you live
Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:25 pm
they say it works 90x better than saliva
Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:46 pm
they say it works 90x better than saliva
Hmmm... I'm gonna go puke.
Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:51 pm
COOLmac© wrote:LMAO
cool idea ... but i just cant seem to imagine it
anyways here in asia we have a lot of earthquakes. poeple who survived admitted drinkin their own urine. they wet their clothes and use it as a drinking sponge
never have drunked my piss or anyones...buti have pissed on a compress and putted on my knees...it helps a lot, better than Fastum Gel or any of those shits
Heiks wrote:Quickly back on the topic! Has anyone daken a dump or piss while talking on the phone?
lol...many times...i have talked to a girl while i shit in the WC
Riot wrote:I take a shit and brush my teeth at the same time.
now thats saving time...never have tried it thought
He was young, and when he was done, his dick got stuck in the bottle. So he pulled out and you guessed, it, piss explodes everywhere.
lol..this reminds me back in the bus 4dayz ago... i was on the why home and i drunk 4 bottles of beer..and i needed to piss so badly i took my friends coke bottle 0,5 and started pee and my minimes skin got stocked in head of the bottle and i pissed all over the bus..but with the second try i got it all done,but the bottle was too small,but the rest i could hold till the end...the funniest was that a old women about 70 told me to do that she even looked while i pissed
Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:13 pm
Inducted 17/August.