Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:46 pm
Jackal wrote:Apparently that's no good though, atleast that's what they said on Popular Mechanics For Kids. (Don't ask.)
fuck i used to watch taht show baked all the time.. yet i still cant figure out lego
Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:44 pm
COOLmac© wrote:the only time humans dare to drink piss is when they are trap in some buildin elevator after an earthqauke or somethin....human survival at its best
Well then you'd need to have a cup or a bottle. It would me easier to drink other peoples' piss and let them drink yours. That would be a nice beginning for a new friendship.
Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:51 pm
LMAO 
cool idea ... but i just cant seem to imagine it
anyways here in asia we have a lot of earthquakes. poeple who survived admitted drinkin their own urine. they wet their clothes and use it as a drinking sponge
sick yet effective means of survival 
cool idea ... but i just cant seem to imagine it
anyways here in asia we have a lot of earthquakes. poeple who survived admitted drinkin their own urine. they wet their clothes and use it as a drinking sponge
sick yet effective means of survival
Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:45 pm
COOLmac© wrote:buy a blank logo......works wonders for me....long live nokia phones
nokia phones suck.. they never seem to hv a model that is complete...
Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:49 pm
nokia 6600 seems complete for me
Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:57 pm
what? why are we talking about phones?
Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:13 pm
Quickly back on the topic! Has anyone daken a dump or piss while talking on the phone?
Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:21 pm
I have talked to somone while taking a dump, but I can't remember when I last did it or who I was talking to.
Haven't test while pissing since I imagine that it would be rather uncomfortable and difficult.
Haven't test while pissing since I imagine that it would be rather uncomfortable and difficult.
Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:27 pm
Filip wrote:Haven't test while pissing since I imagine that it would be rather uncomfortable and difficult.
That would require a hands-free set.
Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:38 pm
No it dosen't. One hand to aim, one hand to hold phone.
Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:29 pm
Nah, you got to hold with both hands, that increases comfort, pleasure and accuracy.
Ofcource you could go for the extreme - taking a piss and shout to your friends: "Look guys! NO HANDS!" If you'd coume out of that situation dry, than you can do everything!
Ofcource you could go for the extreme - taking a piss and shout to your friends: "Look guys! NO HANDS!" If you'd coume out of that situation dry, than you can do everything!
Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:32 pm
Heiks wrote:Nah, you got to hold with both hands, that increases comfort, pleasure and accuracy.
Heiks wrote:Ofcource you could go for the extreme - taking a piss and shout to your friends: "Look guys! NO HANDS!" If you'd coume out of that situation dry, than you can do everything!
I can take a piss without using any hands and still come out dry
Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:37 pm
Why the fuck would you drink your own piss while you are trapped in an elevator?
After 5 days of being a stuck in the elevator, that might become an option.. albeit a disgusting one...
Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:45 am
^^^survival my friend...i'm betting he is going to be doing that when extreme rough times do happen
Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:03 pm
Heiks wrote:It would me easier to drink other peoples' piss and let them drink yours. That would be a nice beginning for a new friendship... Has anyone daken a dump or piss while talking on the phone?
LMAO!
Actually I knew somebody that did No. 2 while on the phone with me.Filip wrote:I can take a piss without using any hands and still come out dry
First thing that came to mind was "needle dick." Y'know, that short, tiny prickly thing that shoots like a supersoaker and doesn't hang? Not saying you have one or anything
CoolMac wrote:anyways here in asia we have a lot of earthquakes. poeple who survived admitted drinkin their own urine. they wet their clothes and use it as a drinking sponge sick yet effective means of survival
That's true, I've read about that. It's amazing how far humans are willing to go when they're in a situation with no food or water. i.e. The Holocaust, Life of Pi
Speaking of piss, did you know that there's something called urine therapy where they pee into a jar and apply it to their faces with cotton swabs to maintain healthy skin? You could Google it if you don't believe me. Btw, I don't know how this thread suddenly ended up like this.
Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:20 pm
yeah i have heard it.. a religious preacher here in our country has talked about his so called URINE THERAPY. where an individual suffering from deseases to drink their first early morning urine..the middle part of the pissing process...its known to cure stuff....never tried it though..he's been criticized for that proceedure heavily
Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:58 pm
When I'm late for something, I always talk on the phone while pissing.
The cell phone or whatever, I've also got cordless phones in my house.
It's rather hard, but I can manage...
The cell phone or whatever, I've also got cordless phones in my house.
It's rather hard, but I can manage...
Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:23 pm
I take a shit and brush my teeth at the same time.
Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:34 pm
shit and get off the pot
anyways i have never tried and will never will try havinf the phone at the toilet/crapper. i have heard stories of cellphones being shot/fallen off at the T-bowl one too many times already.....scared the hell out of me
anyways i have never tried and will never will try havinf the phone at the toilet/crapper. i have heard stories of cellphones being shot/fallen off at the T-bowl one too many times already.....scared the hell out of me
Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:48 pm
cyanide wrote:Filip wrote:I can take a piss without using any hands and still come out dry
First thing that came to mind was "needle dick." Y'know, that short, tiny prickly thing that shoots like a supersoaker and doesn't hang? Not saying you have one or anything
Or it could be that my dick is so big that it reaches down to the toilet.
None of the alternatives is correct though.
Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:06 pm
cyanide wrote:Heiks wrote:It would me easier to drink other peoples' piss and let them drink yours. That would be a nice beginning for a new friendship... Has anyone daken a dump or piss while talking on the phone?
LMAO!
Was it Legend?
Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:42 pm
Jae wrote:cyanide wrote:Heiks wrote:It would me easier to drink other peoples' piss and let them drink yours. That would be a nice beginning for a new friendship... Has anyone daken a dump or piss while talking on the phone?
LMAO!
Was it Legend?
That's what I initially thought too. But I think if it was Legend, he would have told us to make fun of him.
Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:51 pm
GTA San Andreas anyone?
Been there, done that. Better have some trees with big-ass leaves close by.
CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Been there, done that. Better have some trees with big-ass leaves close by.
Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:04 am
Why would the Pope shit in the woods...
Hm, I was at my friend's birthday party and it was like boring so i got a bottle and pissed in it and then ran to some fat kid's house and poured it on his door mat and letter box
I love pissing in the shower, good feeling
And I don't miss
Hm, I was at my friend's birthday party and it was like boring so i got a bottle and pissed in it and then ran to some fat kid's house and poured it on his door mat and letter box
I love pissing in the shower, good feeling
And I don't miss
Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:13 am
Ah, another story, one of my friends (not Legend ) took a piss in an empty bottle cuz he had to go really bad and I don't know why they didn't stop to pull over. He was young, and when he was done, his dick got stuck in the bottle. So he pulled out and you guessed, it, piss explodes everywhere.
) took a piss in an empty bottle cuz he had to go really bad and I don't know why they didn't stop to pull over. He was young, and when he was done, his dick got stuck in the bottle. So he pulled out and you guessed, it, piss explodes everywhere.