Barnsey reviving shit from the old boards! :D

[Nick]

I wont dare bring up any "showerfun", "yinka dare" or "my starting 5" threads... (hehe...just saying those three things in a row puts a smile on barnsey's face)...I'll leave that to the others...

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One of the most classic official unofficial threads on the boards ...Tales started this...why? i have no idea...what was he thinking? ha!:
The Intellectual Thread
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Clever...very, very clever.... The Pavenian Language...
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Pavel had a cheeky widdle convo with some guy from somewhere...hhe...funny read: Monthy Python and the Quest for the Holy Pakistanian Grail
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aaahhh...good old Shadowgrin...this thread was underrated... I was abducted by aliens...sort of...
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So Do any of you actually play ball, or just......I managed to get just about everybody to say "shaboom" ...heh...fools...
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A deep and meaningful thread started by Steve-O about the sep. 11 attacks... One Year Later
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What a wanker this following guy is...Litterally ...man, the list is endless of jokes you can come up with about this dickhead... Who I really am... i quote myself...
"ROTFLMAO! haaaaaaaaaa hahahaha, well look at it this way andrew, atleast you had the 'balls' to admit it. LOL"
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I couldn't think of a description for this thread... Fun times at the NLSC Forum
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hehehe...funny msn convo steve had with james/james's friend... Maybe it was past his bedtime...
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Last but not least... Well, nobody cares about this thread except for me ... commosion in the ocean about my XXXX... look out for the barnsey jingle at the end... XXXX Barnsey's Music Patches XXXX
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That's it from me for now...i'm relying on Tales and Pavel to revive some more shit from the old boards...

Yay!

[Brave Sir Rubin]

it was GREAT to read some of the old shit! me go revive some more

P.S.

Pavenian iz da SHITZZ!

[Bill Russell]

Oh yeah... Those threads rocked... And for our newbies out there, I suggest reading the NBA Live 2001 gripes section... Some outstanding threads there...

[Stevan]

how deep does it go? I tried looking under general talk but the posts aren't that old. I'd love to dig up some really really old stuff... smart ass posts by Drespn, Jase, Temp and many others when I first joined the forum. Plus others who made contributions during what was the peak for me, before or around the time of the starting 5 thread (spamorama), People like Matthew, Andrew, Jae, Matt, Tales, Black Smurf, Rens and Dmitri Melnikov if anybody remembers him, Pavel, and remember that gay guy... what was his name? Mats "Starbury"!! ... and shadowgrin... David Wells, and even that Dipper guy, oh and Tony Helm and Thug... oh and don't forget Mike D!!!!!!! I could go on for ever
Some funny ass posts during that era. The best compilation would probably be a mix of Drespn and Black Smurf quotes, simply classic!

Good job Barnsey.

[Wall St. Peon]

Yeah, I even make a few appearances in those old posts...

[Bill Russell]

This thread is amongst the best ever...

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~nbalive/fo ... 1022227581

[Bill Russell]

What about Leo Kap dissin' Andrew...? OMG that was funny huh?

Poor Leo. He even needs a new nickname nowadays.

[Nick]

This thread is amongst the best ever...

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~nbalive/fo ... 1022227581

Who the hell is Yinka Dare you ask?

just the best NBA Player in history, THAT'S WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ehehehehe... I loved this thread!!!
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[Stevan]

lol I ran into a few old posts with Hefty the mod... funny stuff, Shane telling people to stop swearing

Here's a Black Smurf Gem!! http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~nbalive/fo ... 1030193391

...and another funny post from a non english speaking nba live fan
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~nbalive/fo ... 1024344214

[Stevan]

another black smurf...

By Black Smurf (Smurf) on Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 22:04: Edit


Fucccccckkkkkckk this bullshittttttttt assssssss game. Im back to playing inside drive again

Live is a piece shiitt


1. The dam rebounding is fuckkkked up EA!!!!
2. The freaking computer steals the dam ball at will.
3. The ••••••• offensive plays don't work
4. where is the muthafuking post moves
I have a center who's overall rating is 88 and a powerforward with an overall rating of 83 and It's still nearly impossible to score on the inside. shiteeeee, have you ever watch an Nba game E-fucing A.
5. That fucing back down move is shitttttty.
6. My point gaurd averages 8.7 steals per game.
my starting five averages over 30 blocks a game do the fucing math.
7. My point gaurd fg shooting is 88 and the I can only average like 8 points a game with him.
8. Why do Ea do unbalanced •••• in the franchise mode, like players with 90 fg rating who with 13 foot range. If a fuckking shooting gaurd couldn't hit a 18 ft jump shot the bittttch wouldn't be in the NBA. Assssss's EA that what that dumb shiat is.
9. Why in franchise, the most improve player of the year will average like 2.1 ppg. and 2.0 rb ?
Why in the fuc is Shawn Marion a superstar?
10 Why is Shaq the MVP of the Year for like the next 15 years. One year his overall rating was
69 he averaged 32. ppg and 12 rbs and 3 blks.
11. Why is the six man always a player that starter all year long.

This shiat pisses me off. The game play is fucked forever. Fuckkk you EA. Well not the entire EA staff just you Jumb ASSSSSSSS who made live. I pray that shitttttttttt bricks fall from the sky and beat the living •••• out of ya.

I am so pissed, I feel like smashing this fuccccing with a meat tenderizer.
I hate you EA for what you've done to us.
Go to hell.

I just have to wait till the got dam x-box come out to play inside Drive, the true kings of Basketeball. Inside Drive 2000 is better than this bullshit. I guess I can use the game, NbA Live, for a coaster or something. I should wipe my asss with it and mail it to EA headquarters.
Shittt for shittttt.

If you don't like what I said, go fucccc your mom with a hot metal spoon!

[Brave Sir Rubin]

all of the posts there are excelent!

lol...iob would recover some...but i have no time...(in otyher wordss i'm bloody lazy)

maybe later...

[Bill Russell]

LOL

Oh well... Black Smurf rules...

[Legin]

goddamn......I was the king of spam.....

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~nbalive/fo ... 1018055267

[BIG GREEN]

classic stuff..hehe

[Colin]

dang I just found this topic, and those in the old forum. Wish I'd heard of patches in time to join there. That's some classic shit.

[Bill Russell]

Just ressurecting this amazing thread to let the new influx of newbies (and some old vets, too) see what we had in store in the old forum...

[Andreas Dahl]

By Black Smurf (Smurf) on Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 22:04: Edit


Fucccccckkkkkckk this bullshittttttttt assssssss game............

man, that was hilarious. i laughed so hard my heart started to hurt... (but that happns quite offten to me so... nothin special)


very nice threads...
it's good to know that the board wasn't so serious back then... i wish i would have been around back then...

[Nick]

Hehehe...go tales...ressurecting threads full of ressurected threads.

[BIG GREEN]

ill have to agree that the boards were far more lax back then..and i was one of the spammers and flamers. However, with the change in site and board, we needed a new image to go along with it...a less hectic one. We still have fun here at the nlsc though...dont we?

[Jackal]

That my friend is amazing shit, the best was when LK dissed Andrew...Andrew replied by saying he was admin....poor LK apologised right away .

Tales' Convo's were awesome too .

We still have fun here at the nlsc though

Ofcourse we do, otherwise I doubt some of us would even be here. And ofcourse since a certain poster joined, its been a rollercoaster of fun.

[Bill Russell]

Well... That famous poster just said to me on MSN he saw a pic of Mahatma Candhi...

LOL... Candy for the eyes...

[Swoosh]

those complaints from that black smurf dude, dont they sound an awful lot familiar(-->live 2003) ?

[Old School Fool]

The Most classic post was like a couple days ago

When some guy said jhe say the Live 2004 Commercial and Robit said "You are very gay"

[Robby]

I remember leokap. Wasn't he the guy who said he was the best NBA Live 2001 player on the planet?

[Bill Russell]

Exactly... He also said he could win over any team using the Lakers... Winning like 120-4... All points on Shaq's dunks...

"Shaq is 99 dunk, 99 inside goal, just give the ball to him!"

Priceless moments