NBA'Mon, Gotta catch 'em all!!!

[Bang]

Willis'Mon - 21st century edition



The "evolved" form of Willis'Mon 20th century edition.

Strengths: Never gives up. Ever. Even when most people think he should.
Weaknesses: Age. Isn't he 75 years old?
Special Powers: Everlasting super muscles. Ability to maintain a 1M salary.
Rarity: So Common that by the time he retires, he would've played for every single team in the league.

[FendeR`]

Webber'mon



STRENGTHS:Wearing a headband, complaining, smiling
WEAKNESSES:Calling timeouts, knees more rinky-dink than Lohan on crack, playing the PF position
SPECIAL ABILITIES:Can complain for hours about anything, and then show a big smile for the cameras
RARITY:Any player from Michigan

[Indy]

WEAKNESSES:Calling timeouts,

I wonder how many of the youngsters on this board get that one

[rabbitx]

im only 12 and i know that webber called the timeout at mich. state taht cost the big game, correct?

[baller status]

WEAKNESSES:Calling timeouts,

I wonder how many of the youngsters on this board get that one

Hahahahaha, you're a freshie now

Oh shit wait... so am I.

[Jackal_]

Oliver'Mon



Strengths- Devours 12 cheeseburgers in less than 6 seconds
Weaknesses- Breathing, anything that concerns running
Special Powers- Can hang on the rim in the "I'm about to shit a log" position, and anything that involves oral mastication
Rarity- Medium rare preferred

mas·ti·cate
v. mas·ti·cat·ed, mas·ti·cat·ing, mas·ti·cates
v. tr.
To chew (food).
To grind and knead (rubber, for example) into a pulp.

[baller status]

Rarity- Medium rare preferred

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[Jugs]

Rarity- Medium rare preferred

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extra sauce too

[Drex]

Seems like Legend has a thing for Big Oliver

[J@3]

I think Oliver has a big thing for Legend too. It's called his stomach.

[Ruff Ryder]

I think Oliver has a big thing for Legend too. It's called his stomach.

Brad'Mon


Strengths: Tall, Arms that reach the rim, ability to knock down the 9 ft J when left wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide open.
Weaknesses: Jumping ability, shotblocking, shooting outside of 9 ft
Special Powers: Able to be made into a poster at will (click)
Rarity: Rare, only a few guys with powers like this exist, and even fewer over 7 ft.

[Bang]

Kemp'mon

Strengths: Having sex with 2000 women.
Weaknesses: Having 2000 illegitimate children.
Special Abilities: Having sex with 2000 women and conceiving a child with every single one of them.
Rarity: Super Common. Well there are 2000 mini versions of him.

[Indy]

WEAKNESSES:Calling timeouts,

I wonder how many of the youngsters on this board get that one

Hahahahaha, you're a freshie now

Oh shit wait... so am I.

Yes, a freshie in college. I'm 18.

[Bang]

Remember, Webber can call "invisible" time outs, not just time outs. Yea...such an amazing power. I recall he even started that play with travelling or something (didn't get called for it though).

[Indy]

im only 12 and i know that webber called the timeout at mich. state taht cost the big game, correct?

No, Michigan. Not MSU.

[cyanide]

LOL @ Legend and follow up posts

Indy: I'm sure there's a lotta ppl here that know about Webber's infamous time-out. They show it during the occasional halftime show during the NBA Playoffs.

@ below

Kemp'mon
Strengths: Having sex with 2000 women.
Weaknesses: Having 2000 illegitimate children.
Special Abilities: Having sex with 2000 women and conceiving a child with every single one of them.
Rarity: Super Common. Well there are 2000 mini versions of him.

I couldn't stop laughing at this. Great post!

[baller status]

u dont act like a freshmen @ college with your narrow-minded pacers arguements

[Indy]

u dont act like a freshmen @ college with your narrow-minded pacers arguements

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[FendeR`]

u dont act like a freshmen @ college with your narrow-minded pacers arguements

lol, don't try to talk sense into Indy. Even when he's on his death bed he'll be rambling on about how Reggie got robbed or how Ron Artest is the second coming of God. <3 Indy

[Indy]

Please, lets not let this thread become another "Indy is such a homer lets bash on the Pacers to see how he'll respond thread."

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

"Indy is such a homer lets bash on the Pacers to see how he'll respond thread."

Don't know about that, but you certainly seem to bite everytime that happens, no? j/k

[Indy]

"Indy is such a homer lets bash on the Pacers to see how he'll respond thread."

Don't know about that, but you certainly seem to bite everytime that happens, no? j/k

Well... I do tend to be a little bit testy when people insult my Pacers. But I'm never insulted, I usually have a smile on my face because I'm so confident about next year.

[Ruff Ryder]

"Indy is such a homer lets bash on the Pacers to see how he'll respond thread."

Don't know about that, but you certainly seem to bite everytime that happens, no? j/k

Well... I do tend to be a little bit testy when people insult my Pacers. But I'm never insulted, I usually have a smile on my face because I'm so confident about next year.

That's gotta get old having a smile on your face and just being let down year after year after year.

[Indy]

"Indy is such a homer lets bash on the Pacers to see how he'll respond thread."

Don't know about that, but you certainly seem to bite everytime that happens, no? j/k

Well... I do tend to be a little bit testy when people insult my Pacers. But I'm never insulted, I usually have a smile on my face because I'm so confident about next year.

That's gotta get old having a smile on your face and just being let down year after year after year.

I'm saying I have a smile on my face when people on this forum bash the Pacers.

And my smile hasn't been this big since... well, last year. But we all know what happened there.

But before that, I've never been so excited. Even for the seasons when all types of experts were picking the Pacers to win it all. I've never had the feeling I have now.

[FendeR`]

But before that, I've never been so excited. Even for the seasons when all types of experts were picking the Pacers to win it all. I've never had the feeling I have now.

I wonder what you'll be saying this time next year if the Pacers don't win it next season... you know I'm jk Indy