NBA'Mon, Gotta catch 'em all!!!

I saw this started at CL, and I had to bring it back here.

Matrix'Mon


Strengths-Dunking, Shotblocking, Defense(x2)
Weaknesses- Low trajectory on jumpshot, Matrices, Bigger Post'mons
Special Powers- Can communicate and enter with the Matrix anytime.
Rarity-Rare


Not all have to have special powers...

I don't care about double posts, it keeps them seperate.
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Everybody lovesRay'Mon


Strengths- Jumpshot, 3 point shot, defense, jumping
Weaknesses- Ankle, complaining, too many shots at times.
Special Powers- 90% accurate 3 point shot
Rarity-Rare

CV'mon


Strengths: NA
Weaknesses: has no eyebrows
Special Powers: Sleeps with babcock to get him to pick him a 7
Rarity: NA

Dupree'Mon


Strengths- Clapping/cheering, Dunking, Missing every jumpshot he puts up
Weaknesses- Alot
Special Powers- Can team up with Carlos Aroyyo and make the super loser Pistons cheerleaders'
Rarity- Common

MilesMon



Strengths - Dunking
Weaknesses - Everything Else
Special Powers - Eats up potential, and spits it out, not wanting to fulfill it. 3rd overall my ass.
Rarity - Fairly Common (see; Stromile Swift, Hakim Warrick)

Glove'Mon

Historical Edition: 2000



Strengths: Leadership, post-game, lock-down defense, passing.
Weaknesses: Ego and jumpshot.
Special Power(s): The ability to dominate on both ends of the floor.
Rarity: One of a kind.

Air'Mon

Historical Edition: 1985



Strengths: Tenacious defense, amazing ability in getting shot off, outstanding will to win.
Weaknesses: No left hand, trigger-happy, needs to build a larger repetoire of offensive moves.
Special Power(s): World-class athleticism and the ability to take control at the end of games.
Rarity: Could very well end up being one of the most sought after cards in NBA'mon history.

Traylor 'Mon (AKA Tractor 'Mon)




Strengths: Size... more size ... even more size... until he explodes.
Weaknesses: Eating disorder, no direct visual connection to own penis, eats up everything, never spits it out, obviously not even by the 'back tube'.
Special Powers: His game howl "I'll eat you alive" seems to actually get opponents scared
Rarity: Fairly rare , with glaring exceptions (O. Miller, Mike Sweetney, generally PF?C with no upside, just buttside.)

VCunter'Mon



Strengths - Dunking, scoring, whining
Weaknesses - Inconsistent, lazy fuck who rides on talent alone, major asshole when things don't go his way, "injury" prone
Special Powers - Hops over Frenchmen, suddenly shows up every now and then, woos the fans at All Star games
Rarity - Given his popularity, can be found in one of every fourteen cards

TIMON a.k.a TmacMON


strengths:explosive scoring availability, dunks galore, 3's galore, versatility galore
Weaknesses: somehow can't win a playoff series (YET)
special powers: well he can score at will (if his will power level is at high)
rarity: most teams wanna grab him but he mostly can be found in the desert

Spree'Mon


Strengths- Shooting, Defense, Feeding kids
Weaknesses- Often short on money, Chokes 'Mon's who have less skills and more power
Special Powers- Can make a bunch of overpaid mofo's into a title contender
Rarity- Expensive as f*ck

Darko'mon



Strengths: Upside. His true strengths are a mystery.
Weaknesses: Misses dunks, among other things.
Special: LarryBrown'mon automatically will destroy Darko'mon.
Rarity: Very Rare. LarryBrown'mon has destroyed most of them. Rumored to be only 1 left.

Yao'mon



Strenght:Rebounds,and point cuz he is tall
Weakness:Dont got rebounds(7'5 omg!!!!!!)
Special:Can block anybody
Rarity:A 7'5 chinese...wow

Ford'mon



STRENGTHS: Imagination, ignorance
WEAKNESSES: Factual reporting, logical thinking, basketball knowledge
SPECIAL POWERS: Can randomly produce 2 players from his anus and create a trade rumour. Also has the special ability of sucking more Euro dick then anyone ever before him.
RARITY: None, he's fucking everywhere.

Dunc'mon



Strengths: soft touch, low post prescence, "quietness", leadership, consistancy
weaknesses: free throws, too soft
special powers: brings championships
rarity: very rare

Manu'mon



Strengths: intangible style, hair that compliments his flopping ability, inspires europeans
weakness: doesnt follow instructions sometimes, huge nose
special power: ability to flop
rarity: can get him in any South American region and most European areas

Parker'mon



Strengths: quickness & speed, tear dropping, spinning
weakness: takes bad shots sometimes, liability on defense
special powers: rapping, handsomeness?...(eva longoria)
rarity: can aquire anywhere in france

special powers: rapping, handsomeness?...(eva longoria)

You should put 'rapping' under 'weaknesses'...

And if someone makes Kobe'Mon, put 'raping' under 'special abilities'.

Le KobSterMon



Strengths: Grace in flying to the rim, Scoring ability, balanced overall skill and Atitude
Weaknesses: Ego/Selfishness, Lack of Trust/Respect and image
Special Abilities: Can take over games... when he feels like it... Also add Clutch
Rarity: Fairly Rare (You will find similar players... but only a handful)

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special powers: rapping, handsomeness?...(eva longoria)

You should put 'rapping' under 'weaknesses'...

And if someone makes Kobe'Mon, put 'raping' under 'special abilities'.

hahahaha...

AlienMon


Strengths: Feeding to the ball to KG'Mon, abducting cows, In Tom Cruises new movie.
Weaknesses: Kryptonite
Special Powers: Scaring women, teleportation.
Rarity: Very Rare, Aliens only come along every so often (see CV'mon)

Horry Mon



Strengths: shooting percentage starts at zero and increases to 95% as the season gets closer to June.
Weaknesses: November, December, January, February
Special Powers: automatically win a playoff game every 3 days
Rarity: Common, he's played for virtually every championship team

Shaq'Mon



Strenght:Pretty stronght player
Weakness:3 points
Special Power:Can grab a lot of rebounds and block a lot of pple easyly
Rarity:He's Weight+Height....and name like that...first time i heard

Juan'Mon


http://www.bballone.com/juand/wizards/wizards11.html
(how do you get the pic to come out on the screen, dont work for me)







Strengths: Ability to score almost at will, winning attidute, listens and respects coaches, drive to succeed

weaknesses: got in trouble for wearing his shorts too long

special abbilities: can make opponents cry with his personal story of tragedy to triumph, when paired with steve blake forms a excellent combo

Pod'mon



STRENGTHS: Height, foreign-ness, Shawn Bradley
WEAKNESSES: Athletics, actually playing, genetic defects
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Can sit stationary for 2 hours without numbness
RARITY: A tall young European who never plays?

Oz'Mon


Strengths: Novelty value, ability to pickup chicks with exotic accent, bench warming
Weaknesses: Complete inability to play the style of game required in the NBA
Special Abilities: Ability to produce horrible ads for a budget internet company named after an extinct bird while keeping a straight face
Rarity: Bog'Mon claims to have made the Oz'Mon species extinct

Aug' Mon


STRENGTHS: Never stops, can continue to play no matter how old he is.
WEAKNESSES: Old and brittle, can injure himself on impact.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Can stretch like a plastic man
RARITY: .......

funny thing is i read this whole topic with a Jamaican accent in my head.
Ya Mon!

funny thing is i read this whole topic with a Jamaican accent in my head.
Ya Mon!

lol, so did I. Actually when I saw the thread title before I read the 'gotta catch em all' part, I was thinking about something reggae related

AlienMon


Strengths: Feeding to the ball to KG'Mon, abducting cows, In Tom Cruises new movie.
Weaknesses: Kryptonite
Special Powers: Scaring women, teleportation.
Rarity: Very Rare, Aliens only come along every so often (see CV'mon)

The Sam Cassell hate got old like five years ago when we all started realizing he got more (and better) pussy than we could ever dream of.