Ever Been Caught?

by **COOLmac©** on Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:01 pm

i think you misinterpret it. i meant it for "her undies and her exposed breast. "sorry for my bad grammar and massacre to the the queen's english

by **Ataraxia** on Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:07 pm

COOLmac© wrote:too bad i am not with that girl anymore.but it was funny. her aunts have naughty grin at me the following days after

Are you sure you werent getting it on with them that day instead :cheeky:

by **J@3** on Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:16 pm

when i started to get "horny" and pulled here into the bushes outside their yard.

I think that's commonly refered to as "rape".

by **COOLmac©** on Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:18 pm

nope.....i'm a one woman guy. :cheeky:

by **Ataraxia** on Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:21 pm

COOLmac© wrote:nope.....i'm a one woman guy.

and a 25 man woman.

by **COOLmac©** on Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:35 pm

near to it. but not that much :twisted:

by **The X** on Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:01 pm

I think coolmac missed that one jae

nice on trez :lol:

by **Nick** on Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:57 pm

COOLmac© wrote:i think you misinterpret it. i meant it for "her undies and her exposed breast. "sorry for my bad grammar and massacre to the the queen's english

Yes, no shit. It's called "joking around', TOOLmac. :roll:

by **COOLmac©** on Thu Mar 10, 2005 10:58 am

i thought you were serious. really

by **Old School Fool** on Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:11 am

Sick people.

I did get caught flushing the toilet two times after taking a dump. It was nuts homie. (Y)

by **Jing** on Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:38 am

every guy's probably done it once. probably girls too. its human nature :twisted:

by **COOLmac©** on Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:42 am

yeah i dont find it sick......everyone in their healthy nature do it. if you haven't then i guess you have problems

by **Ataraxia** on Thu Mar 10, 2005 1:52 pm

COOLmac© wrote:yeah i dont find it sick......everyone in their healthy nature do it. if you haven't then i guess you have problems

No one can have as many problems as you have.

by **COOLmac©** on Thu Mar 10, 2005 1:59 pm

i got a few problems but not that serious.

i dont thinnk dragging agirl to their backyard is rape Jae.....come to think to it was consentual. tell that to kobe.

by **Colin** on Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:02 am

COOLmac© wrote:come to think to it was consentual. tell that to kobe.

Did you just now realize it was consensual? That might be the first sign it wasn't consensual.

by **COOLmac©** on Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:16 am

well she was smillin and we've done it many times........... :lol:

by **Strike Freedom** on Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:09 pm

COOLmac© wrote:well she was smillin and we've done it many times...........

it's just that... ur a priest..
and..
u need to get married..
that's one of the reasons.. marriage is bout..
so u dun ____ with different ladies.. :lol:

by **Username123** on Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:22 pm

I never got caught jacking off, but i did get caught having porn in my computer... My stupid friend downloaded pics of J-lo and others off Kazaa and my sis found out. My parents thought i was watching porn, luckily they have trust in me so they belived my story (Y)

by **COOLmac©** on Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:37 pm

who said i was a priest? :?:

what's your make up story wisdom_kid? care to share?

by **Username123** on Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:54 pm

I have got no story... i am just a smart kid that always says the right things at the right time

by **cyanide** on Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:59 pm

rofl, do they teach a Social Skills course in your school?

by **Cameron** on Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:10 am

IndyPacers67 wrote:
Cammo wrote:Alright boys, I have a good one. It's not about me though this time. One time I was in Toronto and we could pick up Buffalo, NY radio stations. On the station was the show "Loveline" with Adam Corrolla and Dr. Drew, I'm sure some of you have heard of it. Well, it was pretty funny because this dude calls in and asks if it's possible for a penis to be broken, because his is coming up bent all the time. To the right. And they asked what did you do? And his story was that he was jerking it in his room, when he heard his mother and sister come running down the hallway towards his room. As they opened the door, he panicked, and rolled on his stomach but like in a pushup position, under the sheet, so they wouldn't notice the erection through the sheet. Well, I guess his family was clueless, because they were excited about something and his sister ran in and jumped right on his back. He heard a "cracking" noise.

did you not listen to the whole call? they got him to admit it was a bogus call. i listen to the show every night, and they are really good at figuring out bogus calls.

Shit, I can't exactly remember. I heard that call at least 3 or 4 years ago, if not more. Sorry if it was false :oops:

by **COOLmac©** on Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:42 pm

1. ba ding
Dumbass, gay(stupid) ass, or mofo(Motherfucker)
Jon Sho is a ba ding becuase he enjoys masturbation.
Source: Alvin, Dec 1, 2004

found this one at urbandictionary.com.................

by **Jowe** on Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:33 pm

Dear God no its not possible, you're morphing into some kind of incoherant, philipino, ebonic bible poster.

by **COOLmac©** on Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:36 pm

they ain't calling me a MACguyver for nothing (Y)

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