Kobe Jerseys not sellin no more!

if he's my idol, I just might follow in his footsteps and demonstrate on you gals.

Does it involve a chair by any chance?

I'll never tell, I'll never tell, I'll never tell.

not having a restraining order and scoring with a bunch of them to name 2

Child molestor.

lol where did that come from? i didn't think i'd have to say but, well, it's you... i was referring to in general- it sure is a hell of a lot better to score with a bunch of girls and not getting a restraining order then getting a restraining order and scaring girls.

now if we're talking about my classmates in this case, i wouldn't be a chester.. i'd be a MILFHUNTER

Liar liar pants on fire, you wanted to score with a bunch of young girlies.

yep that's me. i've been waiting this whole time to ask, "where do all the high school girls hang out?"

hmm. i dunno if jordan jerseys dropped while he was in chicago? although he didn't play 94 and half of 95..

just asking.

How did Mj's Wizards jerseys sell?

i dunno
i dont even know how his bulls jersey did.

dunno

I'm sure no parent would buy their kid a Kobe jersey when they know he was accused of rape.

My Mom would buy me one.

Anyway, not sure if this is a joke or not, but I read on ESPN that Smush Parker passed Kobe on the jersey selling list.

That's got to be a joke, a funny one, but a joke.

basically everybody and they mommas got a kobe jersey.just jumping on the bandwagon.

I think Bill Simmons said that as a joke in one of his articles (33 things about the NBA... or w/e)