Imagine you are a Flint policeman showing up for the early morning shift last Thursday. You walk into the precinct and passed out under the Christmas tree is a 7-foot-3 man. According to the Flint Journal, that man was former Clipper Keith Closs, who now plays in the CBA for Rockford, Ill. Rockford had played the Great Lakes Storm (Birch Run) Wednesday night. Apparently, after a long night of partying, Closs's teammates left Closs at the station. The newspaper reported, After several failed attempts the cops finally roused him about 7:30 a.m. Even then, he was groggy. After questioning, the police released him to the team, who sent the bus by to pick him up. This is just another incident in the rather colorful life of Closs. You might remember his Clippers career came to a sudden halt after he was beaten nearly to death by a gang of men outside a nightclub in Los Angeles
doesn't this dude also have a "Fuck the world" tattoo on his back
