Keith Closs sighting!!!!

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Keith Closs sighting!!!!

Postby Matt on Sun Jan 02, 2005 9:15 pm

Imagine you are a Flint policeman showing up for the early morning shift last Thursday. You walk into the precinct and passed out under the Christmas tree is a 7-foot-3 man. According to the Flint Journal, that man was former Clipper Keith Closs, who now plays in the CBA for Rockford, Ill. Rockford had played the Great Lakes Storm (Birch Run) Wednesday night. Apparently, after a long night of partying, Closs's teammates left Closs at the station. The newspaper reported, After several failed attempts the cops finally roused him about 7:30 a.m. Even then, he was groggy. After questioning, the police released him to the team, who sent the bus by to pick him up. This is just another incident in the rather colorful life of Closs. You might remember his Clippers career came to a sudden halt after he was beaten nearly to death by a gang of men outside a nightclub in Los Angeles


doesn't this dude also have a "Fuck the world" tattoo on his back
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Postby J@3 on Sun Jan 02, 2005 9:22 pm

He does lol, I'd kick him a few times then run.
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Postby Dan's Brain on Sun Jan 02, 2005 9:29 pm

Isn't he also about the build of a 7'3" pencil? And his afro added another foot to him.
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Postby Matthew on Sun Jan 02, 2005 9:39 pm

doesn't this dude also have a "Fuck the world" tattoo on his back

It's either him or Mikki Moore
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Postby Matt on Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:02 pm

haha, Mikki Moore is Keith Closs 2.0...except a little bit bulkier

i wonder what the Clipps fascination is with tall, skinny 7 footers.
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Postby cklitsie on Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:00 am

Keith Closs was my fucking hero in NBA Live 1999 lol
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Postby idiot on Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:35 am

Matt wrote:i wonder what the Clipps fascination is with tall, skinny 7 footers.


they could always go for some short 7 footers instead :crazy:
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Postby Mikki on Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:44 am

idiot wrote:they could always go for some short 7 footers instead :crazy:


short 7 footers :x

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Username123 on Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:49 am

Did anyone notice that idiot puts the wierd smily after each of his posts :crazy:
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Postby John-John Joe on Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:43 am

cklitsie wrote:Keith Closs was my fucking hero in NBA Live 1999 lol


Oh shit, me too! LOL
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Postby Matt on Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:24 am

haha, didn't notice that i put tall before the 7 footers bit, haha, damn
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