Several people expressed that this should be a yearly tradition, so here we go with the 2nd anual year in review thread...
This year I focused solely on General Talk, in part because I didn't have enough time for NBA Talk and others. You'll find a couple of threads from NBA Talk but 99% are General Talk. This is where I spend most of my time on the forum and where I believe the most interesting threads are. I read most of the other sections too, but they're all about 1) Venting about the latest version of NBA Live 2) The dramas of patching and 3) Arguing about the NBA. I went over General talk in a bit more detail this year, though of course I couldn't read every thread, so I'm sure I missed plenty of good stuff, and included some questionable material too. It's all subjective, and now I'm babbling so let's get the party started... Oh, and if anybody wants to add anything, or skim over and review some of the other sections of the forum, go for it!!
I may have accidentally included a couple of quotes from last year... not sure, but it would only be a couple.And remember, it's all in good fun, plenty quotes have been taken out of context on purpose because they sound funnier that way. Some quotes are funny, some are interesting, ironic, or just plain weird! You will have to have been here for a while to understand some of these.
I noticed there were a couple of people who made the "banned" list, while others left... Here are a few of the "banned"
TheBob
obie trice
Tyus Edney's Agent
Jessica121 (LOL)
We had some interesting thread titles this year, though I'm not going to provide links as I can't be bothered going back and looking for them. Their titles are usually more interesting than the thread
"My English teacher is the return of Hitler"
"Yes, I am convinced death is following me"
"How addicted to porn are you?"
"Dixacise"
So let's begin with a few quotes before I hand out an award...
According to Sit, Michael Jordan is a race:
Best Player- Kobe started to show he is the closest thing to MJ- averaged Jordanese numbers!
Laddas on Jordan and hairstyles...
lol yer his hairdo is one of a kind, ben wallaces Afro or allen iversons creativity with the rows dont have shit on baldness
This is vintage Jason Kidd/Lebron James/Frank Castle, telling us who the best player in the league is. Read it carefully...
Best playa-Tim Duncan
He had grazy season,grazy playoffs and HUGE finals.
He was unstopable.Nobody didnt stopped him.
Frank Castle showing his love for the Lakers...
I hate lakers,especially Fisher.
4-2 fUCK,lakers won 4 in a row.
What happened with Tony ?
And on we go with the rest of 2004...
Classic Tales...
Thanks... Be sure to vote... I decided to dickslap myself.
When Nick (Barnsey) expressed that the forum was not as fun as it used to be, Obie Trice (who was eventually banned) responded with...
(Obie was deleted after that)aww poor baby, go suck some more on andrew's titty u little bitch
Yohance in response to DK's thread about his teacher being the second comming of Hitler...
all she needs is some thug lovin...if she's ugly i'll put a bag over her head. She'll be in class the next day happy as a humping hippo.
Yohance reminiscing about good times...
flame wars never became more bitter then when thug joined the community o so long ago
Shane 'freestyling' against Yohance in a thread...
I may be white but my rhymes still tight, I knock out your light, but still you wanna fight? fuck your bitch, get me rich, slit your wrist, you still wanna diss? look, you choke, your folks broke, your rhymes ain't nuthing but a fuckin joke, here I go, this you know, I got rhymes you ain't heard before your pants saggin, you think your chain bangin, but what the fuck do you figure, you can't freestyle as good as jigga you think you thugging, last night I be mugging, you and your bitch, what you figure, you ain't no thug, you ain't no nigga
Shame on you Shane!
In response to Shane and Yohance's "battle" in the freestyling thread, Hollywood Hulk Hogan (Later banned) wrote to Shane:
u are so cool enan.....what are u, some english lecturer trying to be the next hot karl or something. man i bet u didn't know what a battle was til 8 mile.
F.T.W expresses his thoughts on gaming beyond the age of 30...
I will be 30 in march. this is kind of as i figured. it seems like im older than average here.
my rap is that i work forty-ish hours a week, i have a four year-old kid and nba live is a good hobby for me cuz a) i like to do creative stuff like patching, b) i'm a hoophead, and c) i like having an escape from regular life that doesn't involve me not being home with the old lady and the brat.
"White people help me out" by Hotboy Ma$e was one funny ass thread, and here are several quotes from that thread...
Hotboy Ma$e begins the thread by asking the following question...
Okay I got a question. This questions been on my mine for years on end, I just don't know any white people so this my first time getting to ask somebody. What is the attraction with the white girls that be built like nine year old boys? I stare and I stare but when i look down at my crotch ain't nothing shaking. I mean some are cute, but they so fucking skinny, look like fucking ironing boards. I bet all they pelvic bone be bruising you when you're trying fuck and you get up sore as all shit. No, thank you. I was watching this show awhile back called "Who's Hot" I think. Anyway they was supposed to be deciding on who were the hottest people in America. The judges all white, right? So like every time one of these stick bitches walk down the aisle these judges would go BANANAS! One of em was trying to fuck and everything. But as soon as a sista hit the aisle with more curves than Old Rafe Mayer St. they act like it's the neghborhood fat girl who really ain't have no business showing up, "Oh you ain't got this, you got entirely too much of this yada yada yada bullshit and more bullshit compounded with more bullshit topped off with a smile to serve as lubrication for the dick that I am shoving up your ass." To me it's fucked up. Somebody please give me a better grasp of why white culture finds this so appealing.
and some strange and funny replies roll in through the thread...
KruPac on 'feeling' a certain colour...
BTW, I feel black event though I may look whiteReally
ps. I look in 100% like Dirk Nowitzki... He must be excited bout that
Dramacydal responds...
i mean you gotta respect yourself and have some love for your own race, cant a white person be gangsta?
Filip/Slamharder about Asian women...
I watched my asian porno movie yesterday, and all the girls there looks real cute. Ok, maybe I shouldn't based that on pornomovies, but in real life they look cute too.
Barnsey throws in his 2 cents about the genetics of Asian women...
Hey, about asians, i heard that they have some extra muscles in their pussy.That's why you see them poppin' ping pong balls out of their pussies in pornos and stuff.
Filip/Slamharder with his opinion on Selma Hayek:
She's nice (ecspecially in "From Dusk Till Dawn") but have you seen the cover of Frida (I think it's called) her fucking eyebrowns has grown together, thats not cool.
Yohance about his preferences with women...
when i see a white girl/black girl with the the total package, nice face ...a kick ass booty ..and nice tits..i absolutely go bonkers. Last time i saw a white girl with the total package was at costco a couple months ago...but i was busy wit the grocery shoppin..couldn't holla.
Hotboy Ma$e to Jackal after discussion gets heated...
Okay, I told Yohance Bailey (not Psycho Jackal) that I don't think white bitches are cuter than black bitches. Keep in mind, at this point that whole topic I had started was finished. Remember that part i said something about closure? Yeah, I was through with that then. Okay you still with me? Alright!! Next you step in after I joked with Yohance and basically tell me that my opinion wasn't needed. So trying to ignore you I simply say I'll voice my opinion. Next you start trying to pull some kind of crazy point out of your ass, Lord only knows what you're talking about, but everytime I look up it's you trying to contradict me. I don't know why you're so infactuated with me, but I promise I don't swing that way. You might want to get off my dick, no offense though.
Dirtdog1 - David weighs in on the discussion...
Now as far as this topic goes, i am not trying to sound like no pimp here, but i blazed all types of girls, "black as night", "white as casper", spanish and even an American Indian, some with big booties and some with the "pelvic" bone jabbing me
Then there was the thread about that immoral Nelly video...
Hotboy Ma$e beggins...
Has anyone here seen the Nelly video "Tip Drill" on BET Uncut? Let me tell you to steer clear of this one. Aw, it's the worst thing on TV, let me tell you...You might have seen the uncut Chingy video or the uncut Ludacris video, but this one takes the cake. It was so demoralizing to the black woman with tons of them wearing in some cases nothing more than a thong exposing their exceptionally plump hind sides groping and tongue kissing one another; Oh, it's awful! This is the type of shit that can corrupt the youth. I was appauled I tell you. It was so disgusting that I just couldn't turn away..... The chorus was even more disturbing. "It must be your ass, cause it ain't your face" And the chicks don't let it slow them down one bit. But wait, it gets worst. Among all the ass-shaking, ass-squeezing, and thongs falling out of place, they have the audacity to have a scene where Nelly runs a credit card down the crack of of a girl's juicy phat booty. Terrible. I was so revolted I'm making sure that I see it again this Friday.
Matthew's reply to the Credit Card thing:
I wonder what visa's surchage was for that transaction
Dert expressing his disgust, in a thread dedicated to bragging about what Christmas presents everyone got...
Man... None of these items have anything to do with the birth of Jesus!!! Whats up with that?
Y'all going to hell in a hand basket.
Bluntman telling us a story...
John Ameachi was at a tournement i was playing in doing the "i think im a bit of a celebrity thing". He was stood on the sideline being interviewed for TV, me and my team mates where having a pre game shoot around, i put up a shot it bounced of the ring and smacked Ameachi in the back of the head and knocked his glasses off 2 min later he came over a put me in a head lock, after i recovered then we played some 1on1. Im 100% sure if i ever saw him again he would remember me. The tournement was sponsored by Budweiser, they gave each team shit loads of it, we lost every game due to the fact that we all got drunk at lunch time.......
Tales to Psycho Jackal after one of his flames...
Psycho, you know you got a little Mike Davis in you... No good... Too extremist...
Matthew making a good point about being born on a leap year...
Lol imagine if you were dating a chick who was born on the 29th of febuary, she'd acient before she'd be legal!
Jackal finds out May 19th is Sticking it up their asses day (Oil related thread):
*sigh* Sticking it up their asses day = 19th May?
Go figure...the day I was born.
Dragon with some grammar:
yeah but the thing is football is probably mainly more popular with the older ppl in australia the younger generation would be more into other sports bball is back on the rise u can have proof of it for example in sports store mainly footlocker i remember bout 2-3yrs ago bball almost seemed dead u could barely even buy a bball shoe the national league was quiet but now products and popularity is back on the rise the nbl can now afford to pay higher wages to players the league has expanded crowds r up especially in brisbane hense why 1 reason games were moved back to entertainment centre for playoffs the other reason was coz covention centre was booked most days bullets games woulda been played at especially if they beat kings maybe in the next year or so it will be covered more on tv ive been incontact with member of nbl board and hes informed me there r plans to get it on commercial tv
Say what?
Pavel showing his love for the NBA Live community...
Ahhh.... If It was up to ME..... I'd Have you ALL Shot!
Jae showing his love for Homer:
Sorry I dont deal with the mentally dented.
Jae ranting about Homer again:
My problem. I have many problems. I hate the way when you wake up in the morning you cant open your eyes properly, thats a problem. I hate the way when you go to find something to eat and there isnt anything there, that's a problem. I hate the way when people borrow money off you and dont pay it back, that's a problem. I hate the way how morons come to the NLSC and completely and utterly spread their complete lack of intelligence about anything and everything without any fucking consideration to other peoples low tolerance to stupidity. That's a problem.
Barnsey got a little drunk once upon a time, and here are the results...
I"M DRUNLK!! OR AS SHANe wouod say............. CRUCK!!!!!!
with an NNNNNN in there.....
just thgouth i'd make this thewad for a merry old time... lets have some fun!!!!
Jack DANOIELS was the reason for my drunkenness tonight... my freidn gsavve me quite a bity!!!!!!
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there was this guy in POINK PANTS TONIG?HT HAHAHAHAHA!!! PINK!!!!!!??? i can'yt believe he wore that... i was like ... WOAH LOUD PANTS MY FRIEND>>> BUT WTF????!
enter enter enter!!! ENTER ENTER ENTER!!!
I LIKE TO PUSH ZE ENTER BUTTON COS OMGHG OMG OMGOMDFOMGDFOMGdfgushefyjshdfusdfs me ma mooooooo
i dunno why i'm craeting a whooooooole new thread but it's like ONE ::::::::::::: thirty am adn i'm like woah so like woah woah woah all you mofos out there
WOAH I JUST SAW SPOME SEXY CHICK ON AN ADD ON TELEVISHONP1IN!! HAHAHA WOW SHE WAS IN A GREEN BININI BUT ONLY AUSTRALIANS WOULD KNOW WHAT IU'M TALKIN ABOUT BECAUSE ITS ON AUSTRALIAN TV AND ONLY IF THE Y D STAY AUP LATE THEY D KNOW!11!! 1
I CANT REMEMBER WAHTA I WAS GOINBG TO SAY NEXT...
O WATHAT S RIGHT.. WAS TGONNA TRUN CAPRS LOCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... wam
byyeeeeee.... love you all./. have a ,erry chistmas and a happy noew year hehehehe. ok bye.
EDITL: OMG I HAVE TO say... i jst watchin big brother and thisn girl was cryin in the diary room wcos she missed her familry... OMG WHATG A FUCKING SOOK GO TO HEEL BITCH I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOUD COMPLAIN SO MUCH HAVE FUN YOU STUOID WHORE ARRRRGH YUOU MAKE ME SO MAD OMG>>> FUCK OFF>>> THAT IS ALL/. bye.
EDOIT#2: o have to edit again cos was watchin big brother upklate and i saw these drunk cgirls looking at the camera eating cherries and i waslike hey i see you!!!! dunrk!! byeeeeeeeeeeefsadkfh fir aearl thiesei mtei!!1!!!!212348972873462387492346827364 nuberaszZ............dot/.........sotsodot..... wow i'm dizzy bye....
arghhh more thoghts on big brother edit number 33333333 ... its like the hosters are drunk or somethibb becaue they hk keep talkibg like it icant belive it sorr ybye.
ohh i'm so sorry haha my best friend hashaha boom hgahah stnad up hahha. ok bye.
meh/. gott go
Najira after he made 60+ posts in one day...
believe it or not I got a Life
Jowe shows us how picky he is with his women...
but i'd fuck anything that can walk and talk
Jae in the ugly chicks thread, spreading some knowledge...
In the states they've got nightclubs purely for fat women to go to *shudders*
To which Risin' Ariza replied:
yeah they call it McDonalds 24h opened
Repole, doesn't appreciate stereotypes of Italian people...
italian haters....just cuz someones italian they gota be part of/somehow related to the mob? saying stuff like that's gona get you wacked!
Jae is so NLSC oldschool...
How dare you try and defuse a flame war Tales, I'm ashamed
Hefty on guys wearing pink clothing...
There's nothing wrong with guy's wearing pink...it's actually very much in style, but it never will fully be in style because of homophobic asses like yourselves...hell, I have a pink tie and a navy and pink tie, and a pink dress
I'm sorry, my computer would not let me copy the rest of that quote
Say what Hefty?
a man who wears pink will be seen as woman
Ruffryder8 being funny about Mike Bibby...
MikeBibby, reppin da south bronx correctional center! holla at ya boy if u fellow inmates, namean?!
And then there was Mike Bibby himself, another new member who astonished us all. I considered him for the Frank Castle award but nobody could beat Homer this year. Mike Bibby was an aspiring rapper of Puerto Rican descent, with many many shoes...
Mike wanting to know if anybody is from the Bronx...
bibby aint white nigga so fall back i want to know whos reping the bx if u not and here to talk shit get the fuck out the topic 1
I'm not sure, but I think this was a term of endearment...
u a cornball
Mike showing his professional versatility...
i dont know why u wanna know but im a aspireing rapper and producer/ i work in my niggaz store he owns a hiphop clothing store called the spot/ and at a hospital
Mike... oh man...
a other forum ?????? what forum im white thas funny im no were near white im puerto rican wit a mix of st thomas and did u ever hear me spit ???? and i talk slang on the computer cuz its easyer to write and u dont know were my head is at so u cant say im dum trust me homie im not fall back 1
Mike about to open up a can of whoopass...
fuck you i can spell i aint here to pass a spelling bee so i can spell how i want so fall back ya white boys gotta hop of my dick
Mike challenging people to some 8 mile action...
if ya wanna battle we can do this
Thank you Mike, it was entertaining while it lasted!
Big tough Yohance...
I was a total power rangers junkie back in the day
Donte Thomas after being questioned...
i wasn't talking to you, i was talking to myself, my inner person was talking to me not you
Mike Bibby in response to people talking gang$ta and what not in one of his threads:
ya fucking this post up stop acting like dicks
...to which Homer replied with his usual sense of irony...
ya fucking this forum up stop posting.
Matthew talking about the greatest rappers in one of the rap threads...
How could we forget bon jovi? He has to be on our list, he'd be an awesome rapper. He and Tina Turna could "battle"
Slamharder, just as in last year's thread, still talking about mastrubarion...
Meh, i've almost forgott how to masturbate, it was about two weeks since I last jerked off (military service, what i'm suppose to do man?!)
Streakshooter thanking Jae... say it isn't so Jae!!!
Thanks for the quick action Jae.
Jackal getting ditched by his buddies...
I watched Lohan in Mean Girls & all I could think of were two lines. When I thought of the movie I was watching I thought to myself: What the fuck are you doing here? (They had stopped playing Troy thus all the chicks decided to go watch Mean Girls, I have such good male friends that ALL of them cancelled & decided amongst themselves not to call me. Thought it would be funny, bastards.)
Jackal on Lindsay Lohan...
whenever I saw Lohan (being accompanied by her ever wonderfull looking tits) all that crossed my mind was a word as simple as: Damn.
Jae reminscing about the old forum and the patching drama...
Hehe I used to love going to the patching threads, all you'd have to say is "it's shit" and the patchers would be like "FUCK YOU PRICK IM RETIRING AND ITS ALL JAE'S FAULT YOU'LL NEVER GET ANOTHER DEJUAN WHEAT UPDATE AGAIN!!!!!" big smilie
Frank Caslte showing signs of the form we haven't seen since early in his career, flaming away at Slamharder/Filip...
Fuck you asshole,learn how to play basketball.Nice mixtape
Spam harder
Classic Tales again...
Maybe I'm a woman...
Risin' Ariza to JuanDV after Juan showed up and started reviving old threads... Juan posted in a new thread and Risin' Ariza responded with:
you cant post here JuanDV, read the rules
Risin' Ariza then quoted the following rule...
- JuanDV aka Say can't reply to threads which aren't 2 months old yet
Frank Castle gets mad... late in his career Frank has only shown glimpses of the incoherence and unintentional commedywhich he once displayed consistently!
That was my last post in this thread.I dont have enough time to argue with idiots.
To everybody:Sai what you want i dont fuckin care
Tales laying down the law only as he can...
You guys gotta calm down... Or I'll call Andrew Scott... From retirement... And he will dickslap all of you... And I'll be behind him... Makin' moves... As well.
BluntMan in regards to a thread about the girl who can't feel pain:
I see alot of anal in her future
That's all folks! See you next year
Note: I didn't quote the first two pages of the general section, those threads are fairly new, and there's not much going on apart from Tales wanting to stick a hot spoon up somebody's ass...
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