U.S. Olympic team:
"Larry Brown's the coach? There's a pain on the outside of my knee in 2004"
"So, if Phil's not the coach, I probably will not play through the pain. However, Larry Brown's a great guy. He's done a lot in basketball. I wish him well. I love Larry Brown to death.
"It's kind of too far to really think about it, but my knee will be hurting in 2004."
Sacramento Kings:
"I'm not worried about the Sacramento Queens. Write it down, take a picture, send it to them."
"They've got a lot of talkers. You always talk the talk, but can you walk the walk? They had us right where they wanted us. But in Game 7, Doug (Christie) couldn't hit any shots, Chris (Webber) didn't want to shoot, Vlade (Divac) fouled out on purpose, Scot Pollard can't play anyway."
Rick Adelman:
"I'm at home, in the bathroom, taking a dump, flipping through channels, and he's complaining about how I'm stepping over the line. So the game's dedicated to him."
Nets having Mutombo:
"There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds, and then we're planning for the parade.
Greg Ostertag:
“My openhanded right hand somehow came up and smacked him upside his crew-cut head. He went down. Fetal position. Whining, ‘My contact, my contact lens.’”
Arvydas Sabonis:
“He almost cries to the officials in a little-baby voice, ‘Shaq is fouling me. He’s hurting me. Ow.’”
Mario Elie:
“Mario Elie? I don’t even know who he is.”
on top of that i call his quotes 'awesome' 
