The Diary of Senior Detective, Bradley Pierce - Chapter 1: Darko's Dark Secrets.
Darko Milicic, drafted 2nd overall in the 2003 NBA Draft was born in Novi Sad, Serbia on the 20th of June, 1985. Milicic has been considered somewhat of a bust draft pick due to his supposed potential in which he never reached. Due to this failure in his career as a basketballer, the Minnesota Timberwolves backup center has been reportedly involved within the Serbian Mafia and Drug Trade. Darko Milicic or as the Serbian Mafia call him "The Assassin" has become more well known around the world for his involvement in the underbelly of the world rather than his play on the court. My name is Bradley Pierce and I have been assigned by the F.B.I. to crack down on Milicic once and for all. Milicic has been suspected of drug trafficking, murder, possession, abduction, extortion and aggravated assault. Due to Milicic's cover as an NBA player, the F.B.I. has not been able to crack down on Darko however my plan is to get Darko for what we have conducted he has done. Telling the tabloids of Milicic's involvement in the underworld could slim our chances of catching him out, therefore, no one except for the F.B.I. in America and the Ministry of Internal Affairs in Serbia know of Darko's practice. I, Bradley Pierce am going under cover as a Minnesota Timberwolves athletic trainer. I, Bradley Pierce, will reveal the dark secrets within the man known as "The Assassin" Darko Milicic.
, good luck with this one! I hope you file doesn't get corrupted this time 
kidding.. good luck bro!