NC Domination [6-3] 6 Games and Way Way Way Too Many Trades

Hailsip: You think you got something on me Fool? Im going to send your ass to school. DJ spin that shit!
Wells: We aint got no DJ, and hell, you aint a rapper. Where the hell are we?
Herrmann: I do rap know good.
*Suddenly, Rivers starts making a beat while Hailsip starts rapping..sort of*
Hailsip: Adam, do you really think your that wack?
Your stash looks like a cockroach on crack!

If you really want to mess with the best,
Im gonna kill you like a small-little PEST!

Wells: Rivers, kill the beat. Hailsip, one thing.
Hailsip: Haha, that was dope.
Wells: That was as dope as you being good in basketball. Now, let me show you how legends do it.
*Rivers starts beatboxing, but gets kicked in the head by Wells*
Wells: Im gonna go Acapella on your asses.

N*iggas over here think they can rap,
after I`m done with them,
they be begging for a cap.

My flow is outrageous,
too bad it aint contagious.

Look Hail, I know you think you are good,
but like Herrmann over here,
You look like a phony-ass queer.

aMMo thinks he is banging,
but in all honesty,
I should give him a rope for hanging.

If both of you are dope,
then like a Vatican pope,
I leave your ass bleeding
and stuff something down your throat!

Otoo: What the hell are you guys doing out here!? Get back inside, now!
Herrmann: I no get rap!
*Rivers puts his hand to Herrmanns shoulder*
Rivers: Another time my friend, another time.
Otoo: You two queers, five hundred push-ups, or I will be your worst fears.
Wells: Nice one, coach.

Ohhh, shit... 9/10. Love it. I'll make this one count instead of the other one.

Once I get a few more submissions, I'll post my own, and then I'll probably post one massive update to close out the season and playoffs, because my pictures from those games got deleted, and I also do not have box scores for some games.

So I'll likely just fast forward to the NBA Finals.

then like a Vatican pope,
I leave your ass bleeding
and stuff something down your throat!

I know Thierry, Wells is a terrible person

Damn, sucks to hear about your pics.

Poor Herrmann

Don't worry, in the actual rap, he'll get his chance.

Antawn Jamison To Retire In Offseason

NC Domination veteran forward Antawn Jamison announced yesterday that the 2013 season would be his last in the league. "It was an incredibly tough decision to make, but I've decided my time in the NBA is over. I'm done after this season."

When asked if he wanted to play for a contender for one final shot at a ring, he said, "I'll be nothing more than a bench warmer on a contender. I'd likely never see the court. While my minutes will be limited with the Domination, I'll still get to play, plus I love the team. I'd be more than willing to be an assistant coach once I'm done playing. It would be great, because I've become good friends with the entire team, and I've called Charlotte, North Carolina my home since I was a kid. It all works out perfectly."

Jamison has been severely hampered by injuries for the better part of a year now. "I haven't been healthy at all this season, and I've got reasons to say that I've got to call it quits. The little injuries, you know, the soreness, the overall wear and tear of being part of the NBA for 15, they've all caught up to me, and I can't really do it much longer. I'll try to play through the rest of the season the best I can, then I'd be thrilled to work with Zee Otoo on the coaching staff. Retirement ain't gonna be so bad after all."

Seems like an Shaq like retirement. Injuries really can bug a player for life.

His durability rating has slipped to 50, which as low as it gets. Even with injuries being rare in Live 2003, he just can't stay healthy long enough to play a string of games without pulling a hamstring or something.

Last chance to post a rap for NLSCer points!

Will post the whole thing soon.

Nobody could beat my rap !

I can.

And I will in just a few minutes.

The song begins slow, but quickly, a heavy metal drum intro is heard, followed by a verse that bears striking resemblance to the verses in Rage Against The Machine's "Testify". These lines are by Adam Morrison half-rapping, half-yells into the mic.

Alright guys, here's a little something that will blow your mind
Something so sweet it wasn't revealed to mankind
Then we mixed rock, metal, pop, rap, and punk
Then released this piece of shit junk
We had to think up a name for our lyrical battle
So we mixed rap and metal and we created "rattle"
We wouldn't've released it if it was shit
so we worked on it just a little tiny bit
Just three months, yeah bitch, that is all
And we decided to name it Burnin' Basketballz

I dominate and rip apart the best of the best
And then go around annihilating the rest
I dunk the ball with power and grace
And then drain a three in Ray Allen's face

I used to be better, better than i am now
I tore up college basketball, well anyhow,
My knee got fucked but I don't fuckin' care
Cause I've still got awesome upper lip hair

Whatever I know is what I am not
It's a difficult concept with which i have fought
With a bong and a thong, nothing can go wrong
But we'll move on, beat the gong, and enjoy the song

I won a couple rings but I'm still on the hunt
Yet I'm not afraid to call Kobe a cunt
Suck on that, you know I'm better than that
Now its time for me to end my drunken rant.

After a quick pause, the song changes rather drastically and sounds like it could have come straight off of an early Linkin Park album. Haislip's voice contrasts sharply with Morrison's. Haislip's voice is very low: almost like Hollywood Undead's Charlie Scene.

Lemme tell y'all a little bit about myself
A guy about three times the size of an elf
I can't really think up good rhymes, this shit's what I came up with
Here's another one! I've posterized JR Smith

People know me, no matter what they say
"who the fuck is Marcus Haislip?", well, anyway
A guy who plays with heart from the opening tip
Here I am. Marcus Fucking Haislip

I've been everywhere, done all that,
Even backed down that fat bitch ass Shaq
If you don't believe what I just said
Well ya know what boy? Its on your head

I can go to casinos every other night
And hookin' up with hos is my very own right
I know what I did and not guilty I plead
Whatever, I don't care, my contract's guaranteed.

This ends abruptly, and out of nowhere, a loud, squealing guitar solo, played by Adam Morrison, dominates the speakers, Bonzi Wells' angry voice is heard: "Hey, hey, bro, I fuckin' told you I'm going Acapella." The guitar stops, and Bonzi Wells begins.

I've been everywhere and then I've been to the Heat
Long enough to know that Lebron can't three-peat
He's at the top of his game but his Decisions are weak
I'm an NBA baller not an athletic freak

I can hit my shots, perimeter and beyond
I'm not Dennis Rodman. I won't go blond
I've got better things to do like Dominate
Fuck you LeBron, how my ass taste

At 36 I'll can still go on strong
Hell, I could even bang Lebron's mom
Or kick Bosh's ass with a three point shot
You soft motherfucker, is that all you got?

Well I'm done giving Miami a roast
It's time to give my new team a toast
Why? Cause toast is good, but waffles are better
Waffles burn to the end of my lyrical letter.

Marcus Haislip yells, "YEAH! That was awesome!" and is quickly shushed by, (according to Walter Herrmann) Adam Morrison kneeing Haislip in the nuts.

The part between these two verses is quiet and lasts approximately a minute. Suddenly a very fast hard rock guitar riff is heard, followed by August Burns Red -type screams performed by Eric Rivers. This whole section basically plays like a cross between August Burns Red and older Avenged Sevenfold, which makes Zee Otoo intently listen (and headbang in the process).

At five foot six I'm not your typical baller
Even as a point guard I wish i was taller
But I give it all I got to put up some points
So I can feed my family and visit burrito joints

If your mind blows up at this verbal sequence
I'm not to blame for your eternal silence
But I've got a way with words like nobody else
But no one, I repeat no one, is better than Bonzi Wells.

Just ask Lebron, he was fucking stupefied
Just like usual, scrambling up his fucking stupid mind
I'm a better point guard, that doesn't say a ton
Bitch, you can call me back when I am number one

I can waste my life playing Halo or Live
And can get away with it cause I'm not 7'5
Suck on it, giant mutant freaky things
My legs won't disintegrate like Oden or Yao Ming's

So apparently I seem to get an extra verse
I've gotta think outside the universe
I'ts pointless, introducing our final singer
Walter Herrmann, up next, is given the finger.

A guitar-only bridge leads nicely into a heavily-synthesized rhythm, were Ealter Herrmann starts rapping. His Spanish accent clashes awfully with his attempt to sound like Marcus Haislip but he did an OK job imitating Haislip.

Walter Herrmann, forward, six foot nine
Call me Walter, that's perfectly fine
I speak little English, so I decided to mime
Yet I've spoken all English while spitting this rhyme

I don't have much to say but here's what I've got
When I'm hot it raid threes and mid range jump shots
Because everyone can use a cool shower
Except when there's a loss of electrical power

Tearing up the hardwood, we ain't playing no games
It's all part of the business despite all these flames
Cause at the end of the day this is all we do
Except writing this song and more, just for you

Kick back and enjoy intricate drum solos
Performed by me while wearing a polo
After that, Ammo tells me a guitar solo calls
But Bonzi's busy Burnin' BASKETBALLS.

After this, there is a quick guitar bridge for the length of time it takes Walter to go from the microphone to behind the drum kit. As soon as he reaches, he's pounding away a very complex drum solo, which is followed by a metalcore drum pattern and a guitar solo for the ages performed by Adam Morrison. The song fades out after about a minute of this.

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Later that night, Zee Otoo, went up to the band, and said, "You guys are all on the team, including you Marcus. Just promise me two things: 1) another kickass song and 2) NEVER SKIP PRACTICE AGAIN."

Wow, major props on writing a full song. Really liked how you made almost everything rhyme and flow pretty well.

My legs won't disintegrate like Oden or Yao Ming's

What an insult by Eric Rivers. Someone's jealous about their height. And penis length in Oden's case.

First off, that was awesoooooooooooooooooo0o0o0o0o0meeee.

Second off, did you have this line in mind or you did copy it ? I dont mind, but it made it so much more epic!

"Hey, hey, bro, I fuckin' told you I'm going Acapella."

I'm not Dennis Rodman. I won't go blond
Cool song dude! Pure epicness!

First off, that was awesoooooooooooooooooo0o0o0o0o0meeee.

Second off, did you have this line in mind or you did copy it ? I dont mind, but it made it so much more epic!

"Hey, hey, bro, I fuckin' told you I'm going Acapella."

Yeah, I actually had Bonzi Wells and Eric Rivers switched around, you know, Bonzi Wells doing the metalcore screams and Eric Rivers going acapella, but after your rap I liked the idea of Wells free styling acapella better. Thanks for the idea.

Wow, major props on writing a full song. Really liked how you made almost everything rhyme and flow pretty well.

My legs won't disintegrate like Oden or Yao Ming's

What an insult by Eric Rivers. Someone's jealous about their height. And penis length in Oden's case.

Thanks, I used to write songs in English class a lot. This was a lot more fun than anything I wrote in school, because writing a song about "Of Mice and Men" isn't as much fun as writing a rap about basketball players.although, I've got to admit I enjoyed writing a song about Catcher in the Rye- It got me in trouble too. lol
I wanted to spend more time throughout the season, giving all the players a little personality, but I never got around to it, I'm a little pressed for time, but I was going to make Rivers really insecure about his 5'6 stature.

I'm not Dennis Rodman. I won't go blond
Cool song dude! Pure epicness!

Thanks man, I appreciate it.

Huge props to antho. Not sure where he's at these days, but his "Scal Says" epicness of an association is the only reason I thought of doing a rap here.

Anyway, keep checking back over the next couple days, I'll post a couple of contests at once. There are eleven games left, and I may post all of them at one time.

E-P-I-C

AmMo brought me here.

E-P-I-C

Thanks, Thierry.

AmMo brought me here.

His epicness was just too much to resist?

NLSC Contests

The Domination have eleven games in the remainder of the season. Predict whether the Domination will win or lose each game.

Then predict who (at the end of the whole season) will lead the team in points, assists, rebounds, steals, and blocks per game.

Copy and paste the following:

Code:

vs. MIN: [u]W/L[/u]
vs. TOR: [u]W/L[/u]
vs. ATL: [u]W/L[/u]
vs. UTA: [u]W/L[/u]
vs. BOS: [u]W/L[/u]
vs. NOH: [u]W/L[/u]
vs. LAC: [u]W/L[/u]
vs. PHX: [u]W/L[/u]
vs. CHA: [u]W/L[/u]
vs. DAL: [u]W/L[/u]
vs. MIL: [u]W/L[/u]

Scoring leader: [u]Player's name here[/u] | [u]PPG here[/u]
Rebounding leader: [u]Player's name here[/u] | [u]RPG here[/u]
Assists Leader: [u]Player's name here[/u] | [u]APG here[/u]
Steals leader: [u]Player's name here[/u] | [u]SPG here[/u]
Blocks leader: [u]Player's name here[/u] | [u]BPG here[/u]


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Predicting The End-Of-Season Awards

Fill out the following (it's pretty self explanatory, but fairly long).

Code:

NBA Scoring leader: [u]Player's name here[/u] | [u]PPG here[/u]
NBA Rebounding leader: [u]Player's name here[/u] | [u]RPG here[/u]
NBA Assists Leader: [u]Player's name here[/u] | [u]APG here[/u]
NBA Steals leader: [u]Player's name here[/u] | [u]SPG here[/u]
NBA Blocks leader: [u]Player's name here[/u] | [u]BPG here[/u]

NBA MVP: [u]Player's name here[/u] | Runner-Up: [u]Player's name here[/u]
NBA MIP: [u]Player's name here[/u] | Runner-Up: [u]Player's name here[/u]
NBA ROTY: [u]Player's name here[/u] | Runner-Up: [u]Player's name here[/u]
NBA DPOY: [u]Player's name here[/u] | Runner-Up: [u]Player's name here[/u]
NBA 6MOTY: [u]Player's name here[/u] | Runner-Up: [u]Player's name here[/u]

All-NBA 1st TEAM:
C: [u][/u]
F: [u][/u]
F: [u][/u]
G: [u][/u]
G: [u][/u]

All-NBA 2nd TEAM:
C: [u][/u]
F: [u][/u]
F: [u][/u]
G: [u][/u]
G: [u][/u]

All-NBA 3rd TEAM:
C: [u][/u]
F: [u][/u]
F: [u][/u]
G: [u][/u]
G: [u][/u]

All-Rookie 1st TEAM:
C: [u][/u]
F: [u][/u]
F: [u][/u]
G: [u][/u]
G: [u][/u]

All-Rookie 2nd TEAM:
C: [u][/u]
F: [u][/u]
F: [u][/u]
G: [u][/u]
G: [u][/u]

All-Defensive 1st TEAM:
C: [u][/u]
F: [u][/u]
F: [u][/u]
G: [u][/u]
G: [u][/u]

All-Defensive 2nd TEAM:
C: [u][/u]
F: [u][/u]
F: [u][/u]
G: [u][/u]
G: [u][/u]

Yes! It's finally over! lol

Looking Ahead...

It has already been confirmed that the Domination are already in talks with teams that are likely to hold high draft picks. Despite the fact that teams will only be allowed to trade in over three months, and the trade deadline just passed, the Domination are getting involved in trade talks already with teams like the Knicks and the Hornets. These teams are likely to ask for a lot in return from their lottery picks (the Knicks are 3-19 and are already eliminated from the playoffs) and the Domination will likely have to give up a lot.

"We've never been afraid to pull the trigger on a trade, and we've got some enticing assets that a lot of teams want. This year's draft is very deep, and I want in. There are a lot of guys with star potential in this draft, and I will do everything I can to get another star on this roster." Zee Otoo added that Jared Dudley and Tyson Chandler are the only "untouchable"'s on the roster. "Everyone who has come here loves the team, but they've been warned that they could be traded at any time. Believe it or not, we're still building up this roster, and with the right moves I think we can be title contenders next season. The young talent we can get with a top five or top ten pick in this draft is just unimaginable."

One source has mentioned that one or both of the Henderson's (along with others) could be moved in such a trade. Chris Henderson, taken sixth by the Wolves last June, then traded to the Domination, has not lived up to expectations, only averaging 10 points, 5 rebounds, and 3 assists, while playing average defense. His brother, Alex Henderson was drafted 18th by the Domination, and as expected, he struggled in the transition from Alabama to the NBA. Both have plenty of potential. The source also mentioned that both Henderson's were on the trade block before the deadline, but no one found a suitable trade. There will likely be rumblings of trade rumors throughout the remainder of the season, but Zee Otoo maintained that the rumors will not stop anyone from focusing on the race to the playoffs.

vs. MIN: W
vs. TOR: W
vs. ATL: L
vs. UTA: L
vs. BOS: L
vs. NOH: W
vs. LAC: W
vs. PHX: L
vs. CHA: W
vs. DAL: W
vs. MIL: W

nba Scoring leader: LeBron James | 33.2 ppg
nba Rebounding leader: D Howard | 14.1 RPG
nba Assists Leader: Rondo | 12.1 APG
nba Steals leader: Rose | 3.1 SPG
nba Blocks leader: Bogut | 2.4 BPG


Sorry but i surrender at the other odds.

It's a point for everything you get right.

vs. MIN: W
vs. TOR: W
vs. ATL: W
vs. UTA: W
vs. BOS: L
vs. NOH: L
vs. LAC: W
vs. PHX: W
vs. CHA: L
vs. DAL: L
vs. MIL: W

Scoring leader: Jared Dudley | 27
Rebounding leader: Tyson Chandler | 10
Assists Leader: Corey Harrington | 8
Steals leader: Dudley | 1.7
Blocks leader: Chandler | 2.3

I'll do the longer one later.