Zmac & Sit: NLSC Undraftees - The After Party....

[Mark.]

Hmmm last time I knew i was right handed, weird. Nah dude I smell like Roses all the time,

Hey you can be my Agent, and then if you get signed i gues player/player agent lol

[The X]

I'd probably be on those wrestling agents....hmm....so conr4d is in front of you in the rotation, is he? a few days later conr4d walks in with a broken leg

[Fresh8]

Andrew, you're weak! If I was the agent, Conrad wouldn't be walking in in a few days.

[Mark.]

I'd probably be on those wrestling agents....hmm....so conr4d is in front of you in the rotation, is he? a few days later conr4d walks in with a broken leg

Andrew, you're weak! If I was the agent, Conrad wouldn't be walking in in a few days.

:lol::lol:

[zmac]

Oh yeah, about the Mark jersey number. Being a broke ass club, we didnt have his jersey ready for him, so we just got him too wear Sits .

[Fresh8]

no wonder it smells like shit...

[The X]

^^^

[zmac]

Some may say Mafia is the odd one out, some say its a racist team. Well they are both wrong!

Name: Desmond Jackson
Nickname: Mafia
Number: 1
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 179 lbs
School: N/A
NBA Comparison: Broke ass bitch man’s Vince Carter.

Background Information: Off the court, Desmond is all business and very serious. His image must be deceiving as many think of him as a very quiet and reserved kid. On the court this whole perspective of thinking changes as he becomes Mafia; one mean mutha! On the basketball court, it’s always last man standing for him as he basically rips any defender to shreds with his impressive trash talking skills.

Strengths: Scoring points full stop. Exciting player who will get the crowd off their feet. You thought Josh Smith could throw down, check this cat.

Weaknesses: His defence lives off his offence, which isn’t always good. Smoking weed doesn’t help his stamina, but he has given up so it may get better. Only likes to go inside for the slam and nothing else.

[The X]

keep up those profiles, they're great love the comparisons I'd hate to see how much I'm gonna get drilled

[zmac]

What cant be said about this kid?

Name: Zac Mousoulis
Nickname: Zmac
Number: 23
Height: 6’6”
Weight: 202 lbs
School: Australia
NBA Comparison: Poor man's Larry Hughes

Background Information: Growing up in the suburbs, Zmac knows what it’s like to get down and dirty, but he has taken advantage of anything good that has come to him. On and off the court, he is known for being a leader. You look at things he does and says and you think, “This cat can’t be that young!” From playing ball in the park, to playing ball in the gym, Zmac gives it his all no matter what.

Strengths: Polished all-around game. Can drive inside either for the dish or pull up J consistently. Thrives off his man on man defense.

Weaknesses: Lacks any sort of inside game. Has been known to force the issue. Struggles to play all around defense

[Sac-1]

Yeah, just coz your not in it, doesnt mean you dont have to post
If 3th or Sac-1 dont get their cfs by tonite, I may get replacements. I also may get IR players , so you may have a chance yet.

Every pic I send to Jing has too much light so i'm trying to get him a good pic so he can make it. Can you make my deadline by the end of today?

[The X]

I'll keep the bench warm for you Sac-1 for your pending arrival

[Sac-1]

Lol, thanks X... I guess?

[Jing]

lol sit, man you make everything funny.

good scouting/recaps zmac

[Anthony15]

Good profiles man. i can't wait for the season to start!

[Fresh8]

Nah, props to Zmac for that... He did Mafia and his own profile!

[BOSS]

Haha Broke ass VC.
Good shit.
Keep on going biatchhhh

[pHLo]

nice player profiles !
i love the graphics

[Mark.]

no wonder it smells like shit...

Roses dude, Roses......

[Fresh8]

Roses really smell like poo-oo-oo

[Mark.]

Him, this fecal matter discussion could get pretty explicit, maybe we should stop

[Fresh8]

maybe we should haha

btw... most of the other profiles should be released soon, just to let y'all know!

[zmac]

Despite what effects drinking etc. has on his game, nothing will ruin his athleticism.

Name: Sam Anurak
Nickname: Crunk
Number: 28
Height: 6’10”
Weight: 232 lbs
School: N’A
NBA Comparison: Rookie Zach Randolph w/out the Bling.

Background Information: Thai born Anurak has a mix of KG and Sheed Wallace in his game but he isn’t nearly as good as those two… yet. He’s a very raw player who relies on his athleticism to dominate his opponents. Ever since moving to Canada, Anurak has worked aimlessly to try to become black from getting fake tans and bling. However, it didn’t work as all that did was help him get hit on by men.

Strengths: Solid and versatile inside-outside game for a big man. He can literally fly. Better PG than Shaq could ever be.

Weaknesses: Drinking can have long term effects on stamina; stop drinking Crunk! Tends to miss game due to ‘injuries’… he’s probably meeting guys on a blind date. He thinks he’s flash but he isn’t.

[Jugs]

Crunk is a drunk!

good stuff

[zmac]

His 'do' isnt the most common one among the league.

Name: Jing Xu
Nickname: Jing
Number: 14
Height: 6’0”
Weight: 170 lbs
School: UMass
NBA Comparison: Shorter Mark Madsen.

Background Information: The self-proclaimed guy who ‘plays for the team.’ Jing believes he dives for the loose balls, risks injury by banging down in the low post and hustles all game long. He thinks that makes him a team player, we just think he’s trying to impress the girls by pretending to be macho. Word is, he’s not that great with his moves but not to worry J-Dawg… you still got a few years to practise that Latin dancing!

Strengths: Got a very pretty jumpshot. Knowledge for the game and what’s going on in the game is flawless. The perfect teammate.

Weaknesses: Not the most popular team mate because he likes Frisbee. Although intensity is never a problem, his skill in boxing out properly is. Does he ever not foul out?