You guys will like this, this well known patcher back in the day was revealed to be lying about his age/schooling, and then it was found out he was dating some girl he met online, playing "Dots" at Yahoo to be exact:
Suspicion begins
The internet girlfriend revealed
Thanks to Ben for finding these
Just for good measure, here is his former internet girlfriend's Xanga:
http://www.xanga.com/jenfur05