by The_Flying_Tomato on Thu May 04, 2006 1:50 pm
wtf? what's that?
Story time, oh boy!
"Son of a bitch... I want more minutes..." Tierre Brown muttered. The Clippers had just lost 101-88 to the Pistons.
"I want more shots. And gimme the ball more," Kobe.
"And I want more pot. Anyone got some?" Sheed.
"Yeah, I'll give ya some later, man." remarked Miles.
"Kobe, I deserve the ball more than you. I made 280 pts and 300 3pt attempts once. or something. I dunno wtf i'm saying, i'm retarted."
"True dat."
The bickering continued until...
"SHUT. THE. FARK. UP. JESUS CHRIST!!!! Don't you dirtbags ever shut the hell up? I ask myself every damn day why I didn't quit coaching the second I saw what Isiah had done. Just. Shut. Up." Coach Dunleavy had been contemplating quitting every day. His only hope was that Isiah would be fired sometime.
Later...
"Welcome to PTI, my little imps. Today we have some bad news, and some worse news, for the Los Angeles Clippers."
"We start today discussing the first of the bad news. Assistant General Manager Billy Bonkers has committed suicide. He sold his house and belongings, left a will for all the money to be sent to his son, and disappeared a few days ago. Police officers found him today in the woods in upstate California, and after testing, found arsenic in his body, and he was found hanging from a tree. The Clippers now are searching for a new Assistant GM, and will have a funeral tomorrow."
"This is sad news." blah blah blah, that crap continued until...
"Our next news is that Rasheed Wallace was suspended by the team for a game, along with Darius Miles and Mike James, for behavior detrimental to the team. Wilbon, what'd they do?"
"Rumor has it Sheed and Miles were found with pot, while nobody knows what happened to Mike James..."
"Maybe one of those bricks he shoots, came back and hit him in the face..."
Jason Kapono squealed in delight. "Oh boyz, I gets to start probably." Tierre Brown was also in a better mood. "I finally might get some minutes." Isiah Thomas called up Mike Dunleavy. "Damn it, if you let Brown get good minutes I'll fire you." "Is that a punishment? Please do." "I meant, I'll keep you to your new contract." "Damn. OK." Dunleavy had signed a fat new contract with a clause that he was forced to stay with the team for that year, and could only leave if he was fired.
CJ Patterson also saw new hope. "Hmmm... maybe I can chill at the Assistant GM spot until they sack this dipshit, then I'll take over." He smiled and thought of ways to get Isiah fired...
Next: Some games, some story, i dunno. It might be awhile b4 i update, this weekend is full of work and stuff. :/
benji wrote:We're still on that stupidity? Giving Kidd the MVP in 2002 is as bad as giving Nash the MVP in any year...
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