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Postby Jackal_ on Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:27 am

The Other Kevin wrote:It's my worst subject, and school starts next week. Cut me some slack.


Honestly I think your best subject is Recess..
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Postby Riot on Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:31 am

The Other Kevin wrote:It's my worst subject, and school starts next week. Cut me some slack.


Seriously, you could have come up with a better excuse. You could have said it was a typo and you meant "85" but you accidently hit the 7 instead of the 8. Now you just look like a dumbass instead of bad typer.
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Postby FendeR` on Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:04 pm

Legend wrote:
The Other Kevin wrote:It's my worst subject, and school starts next week. Cut me some slack.


Honestly I think your best subject is Recess..


Who's isn't (besides the Asians :lol: )?
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Postby COOLmac© on Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:07 pm

FendeR` wrote:
Legend wrote:
The Other Kevin wrote:It's my worst subject, and school starts next week. Cut me some slack.


Honestly I think your best subject is Recess..


Who's isn't (besides the Asians :lol: )?

mine are lunchbreaks and physical education.ahhhh the memories. :D
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Postby The GOAT on Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:19 pm

Yeah I got all 100's for every quarter in PE last year...you know how fucking hard that is?
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Postby Jackal_ on Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:52 pm

FendeR` wrote:
Legend wrote:
The Other Kevin wrote:It's my worst subject, and school starts next week. Cut me some slack.


Honestly I think your best subject is Recess..


Who's isn't (besides the Asians :lol: )?


That's so true.. I remember all the white kids would be out during recess pissin on eachother while the chinks sat inside planning out how to beat the algebra problem from last period.
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Postby FendeR` on Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:13 am

The G.O.A.T. wrote:Yeah I got all 100's for every quarter in PE last year...you know how fucking hard that is?


At my school we have this one really cool gym teacher (I have him this year, hell yeah), his motto is "If you have a pulse, you have a 95". :lol:
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Postby The GOAT on Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:12 am

Yeah. My Gym teacher was an EX-MARINE. I did 50 pushups every time I came in to earn those fucking 100's. NOT WORTH IT.
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Postby J@3 on Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:15 am

My first PE teacher was a pervert who spent most of his time watching the girls run.

The second PE teacher was a professional lifesaver who was on TV every weekend, he was about 26 and every girl in the entire school wanted to sleep with him but he seemed completely oblivious to it all. I think he might've been gay.
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Postby COOLmac© on Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:22 am

damn i dont want to be a PE instructor anytime soon (N) :mrgreen:
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Postby Jackal_ on Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:24 am

Jae wrote:My first PE teacher was a pervert who spent most of his time watching the girls run.

The second PE teacher was a professional lifesaver who was on TV every weekend, he was about 26 and every girl in the entire school wanted to sleep with him but he seemed completely oblivious to it all. I think he might've been gay.


:lol: I used to have a teacher in highschool who was sooo fucking hot.. Mrs.Paris.. she was single and all the guy teachers drooled over her. Same with the students.. last day of grade 11 I remember.. there was this chick that we dared to ask her out for a $150 bucks. She went up to her and said "I noticed you were looking at me.. (playing with hair) .. maybe we should go out for some drinks sometime" then started laughing her ass off.. so kinda blew her cover.. we ended up givin her 20 bucks. She wasnt laughing after that.
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Postby COOLmac© on Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:38 am

holy.....you guys thought she was a lesbo? :D
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Postby The Other Kevin on Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:13 pm

COOLmac© wrote:damn i dont want to be a PE instructor anytime soon (N) :mrgreen:



Well, the girls are in your age group.............
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Postby cyanide on Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:04 am

COOLmac© wrote:holy.....you guys thought she was a lesbo? :D


No, no, it was for fun. With a name like Ms. Paris, of course she'd be hot!
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Postby Chris. on Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:11 am

well she actually had the name Mrs. paris
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Postby FendeR` on Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:20 am

cvele wrote:well she actually had the name Mrs. paris


I think Cy would know, I think he was there with Legend in high school. :lol:
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Postby Chris. on Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:32 am

I used to have a teacher in highschool who was sooo fucking hot.. Mrs.Paris..


oh didnt know that :oops: i just read this
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Postby Riot on Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:11 am

My gym teacher is totally on steroids. He's too ripped for his own good. I bet his testies are shrunken.
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Postby cyanide on Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:46 am

cvele wrote:well she actually had the name Mrs. paris


Legend wrote:she was single and all the guy teachers drooled over her


I don't think single women are married ;)

FendeR' wrote:I think Cy would know, I think he was there with Legend in high school.


Actually, we went to the same jr. high school, but then he moved to St. Albert, and we went to different high schools.
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Postby Jackal_ on Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:17 am

cyanide wrote:
cvele wrote:well she actually had the name Mrs. paris


Legend wrote:she was single and all the guy teachers drooled over her


I don't think single women are married ;)

FendeR' wrote:I think Cy would know, I think he was there with Legend in high school.


Actually, we went to the same jr. high school, but then he moved to St. Albert, and we went to different high schools.


I meant Ms. Paris smartass.
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Postby The GOAT on Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:22 am

uh, he was correcting cvele not you.
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Postby FendeR` on Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:47 am

Erm, I couldn't tell who Legend was talking to just there, but if it was me, Goat is right.
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Postby Jackal_ on Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:55 am

lol I gotta pay better atttention.. just tired I guess :roll:
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Postby FendeR` on Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:11 am

Wait, I just realized something. This thread is still going? What the hell is this?

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Postby Drex on Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:12 am

I never knew Andrew was so yellow :crazy:
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