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Postby Mazzocchi on Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:37 pm

Me: jeeze what you so pissed about?
Sam: idk bd bad bad day
Me: awww
Sam: and you kinda flaked on me...
Me: what?
Me: I had a draft to do
Sam: ?
Me: a NFL Fantacy draft
Me: and ya know sports>women
Sam: :mad: AND YOU COULDNT GO ON A DATE WITH ME BECAUSE OF THAT!!!!!!!!!11111
Me: .................yeah
Sam: :evil: ARE U SERIOUS!
Me: ....yeah
Me: 9:45pm=Draft
Sam: :o I MUST BE LIKE REALLY UG OR SUMTHIN IF ALL THATS MORE INTERESTING THEN MAKIN OUT WIT ME AT THE MOVIE THETERS
Sam: :(
Me: ha
Sam: AND?
Me: and what?
Me: And1?
Me: And1 makes good shoes.
Sam: AND HOW ARE U GONNA MAKE IT UP TO ME?????
Sam: :evil:
Me: ........
Sam: .............I DONT HEAR YOU.........
Me: uh-unno
Sam: WELL UNTILL YOU FIGURE SUMTHIN OUT IM MAD AT YOU!!!!111
Me: .......O RLY!?


Ahahahah
Sports>Women

(that a AIM conversation I had with this chick I was supposed to go to the movies with today)

Lao Boy: I know why you wouldn't go out with her
Me: why
Lao Boy: she can't fully spell Ugly or Theatre!
Lao Boy: and girls with bad skills = :o


so... Girls or Sports?
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Postby The GOAT on Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:42 pm

Girls no question. Seriously, you skipped a date for a fantasy draft and then laughed at her when she said she wanted to hook up with you at the movies. You have problems. BIG PROBLEMS. THe only reason I would understand that is if she was right when she said she was ugly.
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Postby Riot on Sat Aug 20, 2005 2:04 pm

In today's world of sex changes and plastic surgery, I made it a rule not to date anyone with the name "Sam".
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Postby The GOAT on Sat Aug 20, 2005 2:13 pm

right, a sex change at 16 (I think, maybe 14, don't remember how old Mazz is)
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Postby J@3 on Sat Aug 20, 2005 2:19 pm

Sam: Mad AND YOU COULDNT GO ON A DATE WITH ME BECAUSE OF THAT!!!!!!!!!11111
Me: .................yeah
Sam: Evil or Very Mad ARE U SERIOUS!
Me: ....yeah
Me: 9:45pm=Draft


:lol:

Anyways I think the solution to this problem is simple. Mazzocchi is gay.
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Postby Doobie on Sat Aug 20, 2005 2:31 pm

god , i put my girlfriend over basketball no matter what. mazz , you seriously have problems . and yea for me i dont care if the girl is ugly , its not about the looks . so i would've gone with her either way . but a girl is way more important then sports . atleast in my opinion.
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Postby COOLmac© on Sat Aug 20, 2005 2:42 pm

yer still young. whatever floats yer boat :wink: ....when you reach a certain age mazz. there will come a time a woman/girl will be a necessity :D
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Postby Colin on Sat Aug 20, 2005 2:56 pm

C'mon man, how long does a fantasy draft take. Draft the players, then go chasing booty. It's summer so you should be able to stay out nice and late.

If it was one or the other you gotta ask the girl if the next day is good. You can't ask the draft is tommorow is good, can you? The simple 9:45=draft line was money too. Don't let the bitch ruin your life you Kyle Korver look-a-like!!!
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Postby Riot on Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:03 pm

He has a whole life of booty call ahead of him, fantasy draft is a once in a year thing. He couldn't miss it, especially if he had some serious dough on it.
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Postby The GOAT on Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:16 pm

...says the guy with the pink rose avatar.
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Postby Riot on Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:21 pm

Yeah? What's your point? You're the guy with the dead black man in your signature.
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Postby The GOAT on Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:23 pm

:lol: it was a joke man, calm down. And you have three black guys in your sig. That completely beats my one dead black guy.
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Postby Emiliano on Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:26 pm

God. you should have gone on the date...how you gonna do that to a girl that wants to make out with you in the movies!?!?
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Postby Riot on Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:38 pm

Emiliano wrote:God. you should have gone on the date...how you gonna do that to a girl that wants to make out with you in the movies!?!?


Maybe she smells bad? Maybe she has bad teeth? Maybe she has bad breath? Maybe she is annoying? Maybe this? Maybe that?
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Postby The GOAT on Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:41 pm

Then why would he agree to the date in the first place?
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Postby J@3 on Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:47 pm

What does she look like Mazz?
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Postby Matt on Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:52 pm

shit he's only 14, theres more important shit at that age then booty. By the time he's 18 he'll have his priorities straight.
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Postby Jona on Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:06 pm

I bet she's fugly, and that's why he didn't want to go...

If Mazz says she was pretty, I would be so disappointed. :?
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Postby Mazzocchi on Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:26 pm

meh, Body=10/10
Everything else........... eeeeeeeehhhhhhh........

And I'm 17, not 14
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Postby Emiliano on Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:03 pm

10/10!! Is her face ugly?
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Postby Dramacydal on Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:35 pm

:lol: this is hilarious.

i would never ever miss the chance to meet my girl because of a fantasy draft, theres almost nothing that id take over spending time with my girl.

you got some issues, Mazz.
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Postby Blue Nugget on Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:37 pm

I thought you meant sports as in playing ball or whatever,but that's just a fantasy draft,what the hell.
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Postby End Boss on Sat Aug 20, 2005 8:47 pm

women will take everything you give until you've got nothing left.. don't blow people off for anything when you have prior arrangements, but if you have things that you want to do no matter how petty, it's well within your rights to do them..

as creatures that want everything all the time, if you give women all your attention and all your time they'll probably decide that they want something more and look for it somewhere else..

women want men to be men, to do men things.. if you play into the girlfriend role then that's the card they'll deal you..
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Postby Jowe on Sat Aug 20, 2005 8:49 pm

Fag.
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Postby Amphatoast on Sat Aug 20, 2005 8:50 pm

damn, well i hope you did well on your draft.
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