It’s become routine that people say “Oh, I’ve spammed my way to [enter number] of posts.” I will not follow that routine, I will go out of my way to say how awesome & shiznit my posts were. My posts were so intelligent that after I read them I couldn’t understand them anymore. Wow, outsmarting myself is just topping everything I’ve ever achieved. How can I not compliment & pat myself on the back after something like that?
Since I know a lot of you guys won’t pat me on my back for spamming…err…posting such valuable stuff, I’ll just pat myself on the back. Ofcourse I’ll have the same old shoutouts etc. I will also go through my posting life upto now to show you all that was the shiznit to me.
Well, let’s get it rolling with a bit of posting history. (Mine ofcourse, the rest just suck.)
It was a bright & sunny day on the small Island of Curacao located in the Caribbean Sea, a little retarded boy got to go on the internet & actually make use of it without his sisters knocking him over the head or his parents asking him to go get them a coke orso. Aah, sisters had just moved out, parents were at work. This bitch was mine for the taking. I log on and am welcomed with open arms (legs) to the internet world. Aah, porn. Isn’t it a beautiful world we live in? Awesomeness. Ok, after porn I go to www.search.com, woah, you can search stuff man, how awesome is that? I search for more porn till I get tired of porn (for that hour atleast, the following day I was right back at it.) Otay otay, back to the story…I ran a search for NBA Live game. Wham bam I’m redirected to this creepy black place. Ooh, I’m afraid now. Wtf is this? Maybe I shutdown the virus if I enter this place. Those things they call a virus. Hmm, should I? Shouldn’t I? Aah, no one to boss me around, let’s do it. This was my introduction to the NBA Live community. Wowie, you could actually get stuff on your PC and put them in the game?! This is utter insanity, how does it work. Amazing. Jaw drops in awe.
I downloaded patches for a long while & then I saw some link called a forum. Hmm, which asswipes join a forum? What can people talk about on a forum? Bah, I wouldn’t want to spend my time writing stuff while I could be viewing the all mighty…porn. Ok, I click the link and the first thread I open was called “Basketball Video’s” made by Psychopaticola. I was like hell yeah, I want to watch NBA games on my computer too, this internet thing is the pwn. I open the thread and see people talking about MIRC. I was like heeeeey, that’s what my sister uses, I rule I know how to work with it. I scroll down and these 2 guys are speaking dutch. I was like OMG WTF, this is the awesomest thing I’ve ever seen. (Besides porn.) So I sign up real quick like a boy waiting for candy & I made my first post which happened to be in dutch. Since then, there was no looking back. The first person to add me to MSN was the other person who spoke dutch being Sebastian aka Kobe4MVP aka Mr. T, fool.
Wow, he was a Laker fan too. Amazing, this internet thing is like psychotic or something. Ehm, psychic.
Since then I’ve not stopped posting & have run into the forum law a few times. Not many though, just a few. I became a wise ass & started mouthing off. Most folks treated me as they should have, an idiot. Oh well, screw them. They suck. But then Mr. Limp Dilznik came patrolling the NBA talk. That was my doom. He ripped me apart in so many posts I’ve never felt more ashamed of being me in my life. There are still threads in which I haven’t replied to him. He must be waiting as yet. He’s like Luca Brasi from the Godfather, the man everyone (me) fears.
Then ofcourse I learned the ropes thanks to folks like Tales & Shane that let me add them to my list. (I just added Shane since he had hot chicks in his avatar or something.) Tales thought I was brazillian, that’s why he added me. Whenever I got flamed or flamed someone these two would tell me to lighten up. Take a chill pill & shove it up my ass. Stoivan was notorious for his wise cracks & he seemed to have a fetish with John Stockton & Karl Malone. I asked Tales about this particular fetish, he said it was something of the old forums. I was like, eh wtf? He helped me out & sent me links to popular threads on the old forums, reading those I got an idea of how things worked. I feared Andrew quite a bit since everyone seemed to. I just PM’ed him asking him for his MSN & have kept him on my list ever since. Yohance was my God for quite sometime. I was totally into internet because of the porn you get to see. Yohance was the one that sent me a site with tons of chicks all nekked on the beach licking eachother out & what not. Wow, this guy knows hot chicks + he’s moderator. How super cool. He’s my fwiend now.
During all this time I had noticed that there was bad blood between the NLSC & “the other site”. Dotorg ofcourse, Benji was this super sarcastic guy who I thought was a prick. He had some white guy’s preppy face in his display image and that’s the image I think of whenever I think of what Benji might look like. All democratic team. I asked Tales about what the bad blood was and he took his time and explained that there were some things that had happened & ever since things never were like old. Well, learned a new thing everyday.
After I spoke to Benji I realized he was a pretty normal person. (well…normal is pushing it but he’s smart.) I enjoyed his humor + his sarcasm. I started to like Dotorg. I joined & was set up as Dr. Incompetent. I was labeled this by Benji. It was the shiznit, like being baptized in the Godfather movies. I learned from him, I learned to be a prick from him. Aah, I love it.
I don’t remember how I got Matthew, I think it was after I saw his “Hulk” poses on Scub’s site, that was a scary sight.
No offense Matthew.Slowly but steadily I got to know the Vets. Tales, Shane, Andrew, Yohance, Benji, Matthew, Tony (don’t think he really liked me adding him to my list.), Jowe (this guy thinks I’m a retard. I wuv him.
Nick & I spoke on few occasions, not all that often. Me & Sebastian often discussed the Lakers, although we whole heartedly disagreed who the heart & soul was of the LA squad. Oh well, can’t have it all I suppose.
After that I got to know more people, I fought with more people, including guys like Drama, LeBron James aka Heido, Shep, Riot, Lanky Man & others.
Anyways, I’m tired of typing so let’s get on with the shoutouts.
- Andrew, thanks for running the site, giving me another chance & being open to suggestions. (atleast listening to them).
- Tales, thanks for showing me what the NLSC was/is all about, I’d be “just” another n00b had it not been for you to show me around.
- Shane, thanks for sharing those awesome pictures of your hot girlfriends with me. The one in the blue top is just the pwn.
- Yohance, thanks for straightening me out whenever I crossed the lines. Thanks for not wham-bam suggesting to ban me. (Hint, hint.)
- Ben, thanks for the name-tag, the lessons in sarcasm & posting, US political news, statistics. Eh, just thanks.
- Stoivan, thanks for letting me call you that & the amount of laughs I had at your expense.
- Cameron, this guy is awesome. He takes all the shit he gets in life & is still dead positive about everything. You’re one hell of a cool guy man & I enjoy talking to you whenever you’re allowed to be online.
- Jae, the NLSC is just a completely different place with you. It’s not as serious anymore, in fact it’s fricking hilarious. You guarantee entertainment when I read your posts. It’s like an improved version of Stoivan. (No credit taken from Stoivan though.)
- Matthew, for being all gangsta, hulkish & saying Shaq is the best.
- Nick, thanks for telling me to make annual threads instead of number of posts yay threads. Thanks for letting me do it this time. (Hehe, I couldn’t resist.)
- Sebastian, thanks for being around, the Shaq banner you made for me. The endless discussions of Kobe vs Shaq.
I’d like to thank all Kobe fans in this one, especially Laddas. The only one I could persuade that Shaq was more valuable than Kobe. Sit is just annoying & I enjoying flaming you. - Repole, meh, I don’t know why, perhaps because he’s Italian.
- Rens,CK & Trust, for being dutch.
- Dramacydal, for the flames we’ve shared. Those used to be quite fun.
- Lanky Man for being an über moron whom I love to dislike.
And ofcourse guys I’ve not had a fight with but have been around.
Idiot, Slam Harder, Homer (yes, I enjoyed flaming you also.), Glove Guy, Alcoholic, Hot Shot, Donatelloforpres, Alexboom, Tuomas, Mikki, PiksS, Ruff, Ck, Coco, James, J23, Heido, Tony, Sauru, The_Game, Mafia, Magius, Fgrep, Robby, OSF, COLIN (
), Stack42, James, Qballer, Matmat, Micchy Boy, The Kaef & Louisvillelip.In short, anyone & everyone that is active as a poster.
Thanks for having me around guys despite me being an asshole.Yippie for 3000.
Have a beer and put it on my NLSC tab.
(No underage drinking.)
To be fair to Stevan though, I'm alot more aggressive than he is.... he's like Snoop Dogg to my psychotic gun murdering friend who just hangs out with him because he's famous.
congrats i suppose. I didn't read any of it though, maybe later.
Congrats Anyway... 
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