Digging into the past...

[Matt]

ok, it's 11:39 pm, and since im on holidays it means that i still have another 4 hrs of conciousness, so im going through the old '5' thread and picking up some wise words of mine....and others too

remember, at the time of me posting those posts i was 14 or 15, i.e an ignorant little shit that should have been back handed for being stupid and immature

so lets start....


Randy Eng

Antoine Walker sucks monkey-nipple!

interesting

Me

bench
PF JYD
C Ben wallace
PF kurt thomas
PG mateen cleaves
SG trajan langdon
SG t-mac

S.O.B, i had Ben Wallace and T-Mac on the bench

Andrew Begley on Keith Closs

Closs's career stats can now show 2000/2001: DNP - Too thin

Chucky Wood now known as Stevan

I like pineapple.

Me

i can dunk a 9 ft 5in ring myself and im only 5'8

I'm still 5'8 but can no longer dunk a 9 ft 5 inch ring, how sad

Yohance

personally i think something is wrong with being gay chucky...very wrong

i second that

Me

its not okay to be gay and if you are you will go to hell
i know im right

i still stand firm on that one

Me

pg owens

yes, that's Billy Owens, a 6'9 SF....he played the same role as T Prince does for the Pistons now

Mats Honkama on his super franchise

Won all games so far except vs. Atl (only because I was drunk playing that game)

Stevan

This muthaphuka has been going since mid FEB!!

at this point in time it's June

Stevan.....obviously on illicit drugs

I think Chris Anstey was the expert in shuting down O'neal...

Stevans amazing dunk....if only you had taped it and sent to And1

when I was 6 years old and about 4'0 tall, I was doing a 360, behind the back, through the legs, around the head, triple pump, around the back again, off the back board, cought it, wrapped it around the back, through the legs, bounced it of my ••••, spun it on my fingure, put it under my shirt, clapped 10 times, pulled it out of my shirt, rolled it off one arm over the shoulder near the neck onto the other arm, flipped it in the air, closed my eyes, did a flip, cought it in mid air, did a backboard slap with my left hand, while I dunked it with my right, as it went through the ring, I cought it with the left and dunked it again (double dunk), and at the same time I signed my name on the top of the backboard, pulled on my •••• for a little while, picked up a chick, and cooked a meal.
HONEST TO GOD!!!

Me

Go pistons

see, i was always a Pistons fan....not a bandwagoner

Stevans pornolized (www.pornolize.com) sentence

yeah david that's true, after all walker fingers up atleast 10 cocksucks a ballbusting game..."

i think it was "walker jacks up at least 10 3 pointers a game" originally

Makaveli

i pornolized the player directory and looked at all the people....u couldn't tell who some were because they were changed to "wanking,pecker" and stuff like that......i'm still laughing at Kevin "Superdick" Garnett.............

Me, ansewring Stevans location, age and fav team Q's...only the age has changed

1. Perth, Western Australia <<<<<< major shithole
2. 15
3. Detroit Pistons

Mats Honkama

Lakers fans aren't true basketball fans.

ehehe, this could start a nice flame war here

Robbie Benbow describing Yohance

I bet your just some pipply white little foggat nerd who sits on his compter 24/7! •••• you!

David Tileman refusing to face reality

Antoine Walker still totally rules!!

David Wells on Eddy Curry

he will lift the bulls you see...

hehe, still waiting for that

Stevan

now we just need FTA coverage in Aus...

we're still waiting for that

Me

hate those new Pistons jerseys but i suppose i'll get used to them

i love them now, they're so cool....i wish i never said that

Ben

oh yeah, Joe D kicks •••!

thats true, except he kicks much more ass now

Stevans fav NBA moments

-Every one of the Bulls 15 wins this season.

Me quoting the Boston Globe

"Boston also prefers Palacio to Herren and seems confident it can re-sign Miracle Milt. That would give them three point guards, not to mention point guard wannabe Antoine Walker."

Stevan

One day, when this post dies, I will sit back and read it. I wonder how long it will take me?

i think we re-read every so often, at least those involved in the posting

Stevan

Matt if it wasn't for you this thread would have died months ago...

yeah i kept that bitch running, i think after 500 it got real shitt.....mainly cos of my bullshit

so i stopped reading after that....
Maybe we can reach 1000 here

[cklitsie]

are you sure? this is 76

[Jackal]

He's counting the old thread too.

[The Big Racist]

Lol that would be Sally from Home and Away getting nailed by some bloke in what looks like his parents cellar. Check your PM's in about 5 mins.

They should've got a cameraman for that,angle sucked big time.

[J@3]

Yeah I agree, to whoever hid the camera in there

[J@3]

Oh that was my 300th post, it took me like 2 months to get to 100, and about 2 weeks to get to 300... spam? I think not.

[J@3]

Old NLSC General Talk
Go learn something

[Stevan]

hehehehe! Great stuff Matt, great stuff. I was reading through the starting 5 thread yesterday, even started compiling some quotes, then I gave up a quarter of the way through. It's a long mofo!

Damn I couldn't get that "Sally" video working! What's up with that, nothing comes up on the page. Has it got something to do with that white box that's loading at the bottom?

This is the ultra new spam thread. It's spamdamonium I tells you!

[J@3]

That's weird, did you try going to the original site and just clicking the link in the left side of the page? Oh by the way, that Sally video is actually 7 parts long lol

[Matt]

hehe, low quality porn

i just finished playing Live 04 and i feel jipped. Rasheed Wallace was POM, he averaged 21.1, 9.8, 3.2, 1.3 and 1.0, and my dude averaged 23.1, 14.4, 3.4, 1.5 and 0.8

anyways, i was using Washington, and this was practically the first time ever i played against Detroit, and shit, they are the toughest team i ever played against......barely into the second quater and im getting flogged and they already have 12 blocked shots, ouch!

[J@3]

Loser

The POM is pretty dodgy in Live 2k4, I think alot of the time it's just luck of the draw really. Same as MIP, which is fuckin ridiculous 99% of the time. Wow, he went from 0.3ppg to 1.2ppg, give him a medal

[Andrew]

I'm still skeptical, the Starting Five thread happened organically. But I'll admit, this thread has potential.

By the way, I remember posting about Keith Closs early in that thread. Closs is still not playing in the NBA, presumably because he's still too skinny.

[J@3]

Lol yeah, announced his retirement before being picked up by a strong breeze and dropped somewhere near the Philipines.

[Matt]

yeah, he'd make a good mast for a sail boat

[J@3]

Shaq could use him for a toothpick. There's a thought

[cklitsie]

Same as MIP, which is fuckin ridiculous 99% of the time. Wow, he went from 0.3ppg to 1.2ppg, give him a medal

so true, i once won a MIP award for a guy who scored 7 points in the whole season

[The GOAT]

Once an MIP award was given to a guy who played one game and made one free-throw in my game.

[Jackal]

So?

Snoop Dog is the shiznit.

[The GOAT]

this really is a spamathon.

[J@3]

Sure is. That's the point. I was at the forums at LeagueUnlimited.com, they've got some mad Emoticons, we should steal them

[Jackal]

I've whined about having more emoticons, since I've overused these.

Andrew says I've hardly played with these, new toys later.

[J@3]

http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/posting.php?mode=smilies

[The GOAT]

[J@3]

[J@3]

Some of you might wonder why I am making this useless post. Well...