where are the ladies?

by **J@3** on Sun Jul 10, 2005 5:14 pm

Half of these guys aren't even old enough to legally masturbate yet so I wouldn't worry about them.

by **AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy** on Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:36 pm

Dweaver down-grades everyone

You just got yourself a C-, mister. Now get to work! :lol:

by **The X** on Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:04 pm

welcome to the forums Lady of Rage....with your time here maybe you can enlighten some of these ill-advised young lads :lol:

by **AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:47 am

with your time here maybe you can enlighten some of these ill-advised young lads

Aye, matey... now how 'bout that ol' pint of ale down the pub, aye? :lol:

by **Username123** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:13 am

Half of these guys aren't even old enough to legally masturbate yet so I wouldn't worry about them.

What? There is an age limit on masturbating???

by **Doobie** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:35 am

wisdom_kid wrote:
Half of these guys aren't even old enough to legally masturbate yet so I wouldn't worry about them.

What? There is an age limit on masturbating???

maybe in australia its illegall to masturbate before a certain age??

by **J@3** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:15 am

You know you've struck gold when a comment like that is taken literally by some of the um... lesser intelligent, members of the forum.

by **Filip** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:17 am

Wisdom_kid: You're a fucking tool.

by **FendeR`** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:31 am

lol I bet wisdom kid was all scared when he asked that. Haha.

by **cyanide** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:54 am

A little on-topic here,

Lady Of Rage wrote:
cyanide wrote:(btw, why'd you choose that nickname?)

hi cyanide, i chose that name because i just thought it sounded really kick ass...i think it's the name of some old school rapper or something, i just liked the way it sounded. how about u? why did you choose such a deadly name?

lol, I had a feeling you were going to ask that. Since our names doesn't mean anything literal, I chose cyanide just cuz I thought it sounded cool at the time. I was into comic books many years back, so characters with like Venom, Carnage, etc., came to mind, and I wanted something "deadly" but different, so I chose cyanide.

Again, welcome to the boards, and you're probably enjoying all the attention

by **cyanide** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:38 am

Jae wrote:Do I have to make a thread specifically for everything that gets misunderstood on these forums? Anyways, cyanide you're so tough and masculine (L)

Oh shucks, Jae! Tee hee!

by **J@3** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:40 am

Thread split... Girl comes to forum, girl see's "where are the ladies?" thread, girl see's dumbass argument, girl leaves.

by **Riot** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:40 am

Me and her are going on an e-date later tonight. She's coming over to my AIM Chat room.

by **cyanide** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:44 am

Bullshit, Riot.

Thanks for splitting the thread, but I think it's too late :cry:

by **Username123** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:48 am

You know you've struck gold when a comment like that is taken literally by some of the um... lesser intelligent, members of the forum.

No seriously i really thought there was an age limit, because my friend was also telling me about this that in some Middle Eastern countires you cant masterbate or have sex after you have reached 19 or 18.

by **FendeR`** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:49 am

wisdom_kid wrote: No seriously i really thought there was an age limit

Really? I had no idea.

by **J@3** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:51 am

wisdom_kid wrote:
You know you've struck gold when a comment like that is taken literally by some of the um... lesser intelligent, members of the forum.

No seriously i really thought there was an age limit, because my friend was also telling me about this that in some Middle Eastern countires you cant masterbate after you have reached 19 or 18.

How could they possibly police that?

by **Username123** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:55 am

How do men/women get caught in Afghanistan for having sex(adultry)? Someone squeals on them or something, but they get caught.

by **Ruff Ryder** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:57 am

wisdom_kid wrote: How do men/women get caught in Afghanistan for having sex(adultry)? Someone squeals on them or something, but they get caught.

Well don't do it in front of someone. :lol:

by **Username123** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:58 am

Yea have sex with yourself, you can never get caught unless you rat on yourself.

by **AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:58 am

How could they possibly police that?

They wear purity belts, with only a pee-pee hole in th efront. The belt gets unlocked in a special ceremony upon the game of 19, with the keymaster also being responsible for taking away the subject's virginity. The whole family is in attendance. Rumaor has it that during Osama Bin Laden's ceremony in Saudi Arabia, a whole football stadium was booked for the attendants.

by **J@3** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:02 am

wisdom_kid wrote: How do men/women get caught in Afghanistan for having sex(adultry)? Someone squeals on them or something, but they get caught.

I meant jacking off... I mean it's fairly easy to tell if someone's had sex, but otherwise...

by **Username123** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:03 am

Sticking to the topic of getting caught commiting a sin. In Saudi Arabia they have this place where the murderers get thier head chopped off in front of everyone. And if you stole something they chop your hand off. You can view the whole thing. They dont do that stuff now, because people think thats crazy.

by **Lady Of Rage** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:31 am

cyanide wrote:A little on-topic here,

Lady Of Rage wrote:
cyanide wrote:(btw, why'd you choose that nickname?)

hi cyanide, i chose that name because i just thought it sounded really kick ass...i think it's the name of some old school rapper or something, i just liked the way it sounded. how about u? why did you choose such a deadly name?

lol, I had a feeling you were going to ask that. Since our names doesn't mean anything literal, I chose cyanide just cuz I thought it sounded cool at the time. I was into comic books many years back, so characters with like Venom, Carnage, etc., came to mind, and I wanted something "deadly" but different, so I chose cyanide.

well, it's an awesome name dude..... (Y)

Again, welcome to the boards, and you're probably enjoying all the attention

LOL....nah, i'm not that type of chick.

Sit wrote:
i'm the only girl and grew up w/ 5 older brothers so i'm not offended easily...

Does that explain the bball and video games?

hi sit, most definitely. being the youngest is a family full of boys made me a different type of girl....i've never, ever, liked "girly" things like dolls or looking at stupid soap operas and crying and complaining about stupid stuff. girls like that get on my nerves. ex: "do i look fat in this?" it's like shut up, you look fat in everything! LOL

i'm a die hard sports gamer (i play madden, mvp baseball, etc.) and sports fan as well....i just feel most comfortable doing what guys do....except for sleeping w/ girls and peeing standing up..LOL

SbHzMaFiA© wrote:
Jackal wrote:You pricks are going to scare her away.

Don't worry, I heard she is half black, she got to be one of the coolest girls to join because she is half black

hi sb, i'm actually part black. my dad is half black, half white. my mom is half brazilian, half filipino....so i guess you could say i'm a mutt..LOL

by **J@3** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:33 am

I like looking at stupid soap operas :cry:

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