The Movies Thread

[J@3]

Well...

[Nick]

Wow, everybody here is asian. Apart from the non-asians.

Hmm, that post really lacked any depth, huh.

[Drex]

Say "Shaboom" if you're not asian

[Jugs]

Shaboom!

[J@3]

Shaboom

[Nick]

Say "Shaboom" if you're not asian

LOL

How did you remember that? Haha, i cracked up so much on my end. It was pretty lame, but i wanted to see how many people i could make say shaboom. I was a fair noob at the time, so it was a decent effort from me.

Dream big everybody.

[Drex]

I'm here since 2001 Shaboom.

[peaches]

Are you kidding me?! we all play ball in here! say 'shaboom' if you play ball everybody...

By Andrew (Andrew) on Monday, September 09, 2002 - 02:19: Edit
Shaboom

Even Andrew said it.

And sha-boom..

[MetalHead]

Have any of you guys seen Pulp Fiction? Its the shit.

[Colin]

I wasn't even on the black and blue and remember shaboom.

[Fenix]

Goes to show you've never had a lap dance nor have you ever snorted a line of coke. Then again, your faggot ass won't even be let in to a strip tent, midget.

A line of coke costs you a lot more than €8.75, just take my word for that one. Characters were indeed stupid, I'll give you that, but do tell me what you were looking for? An Alfred Hitchcock-esque movie with indepth characters?

Tits are tits, ugly or not, they are tits. But as I said, your fag ass can't really appreciate any sort of boobs unless they are man boobs, no?

No one asked you to spend your money on a Slovenain girl? Where did you get that from? I just said I liked it because it was gory & it had tits.

Again, it was far from a horror movie, you were just expecting to pee yourself, which wasn't the case. That's the only reason you're this let down, had you gone in with zero expectations, you would of laughed a bit & gone home. You were expecting to be screaming like a little bitch, that is what I gathered from your "oh iw asn't a wee bit scared".

Go jack off to Val Kilmer's bare chested scenes in Top Gun, you Tom Cruise faggot look-alike. Better yet, go jump around on mom's couch.

There, my daily dosage of steam, I could be fucked whether you liked the movie or not. I just got agitated at the fact you called me Dutch, bitch.

I agree with you, Dutchie, that horror is not actually horror anymore, but that is simply because they forgot how to do an effective one. Sure, there are few exceptions (Saw comes to mind and so does Shyalaman's early work), but when I saw Land of the Dead and remake of Dawn of the Dead I really lost hope that there are still filmakers who can create films with horror as its meaning and not mearly a name of the genre. My point was that if you want so see boobs, get yourself a girlfriend, if you want drugs, get high and if you want blood, go to the butcher's house. A good horror - by your own definition - has all those things, mixed into a satisfying package. And that is exactly what this movie lacks. The originals of Friday the 13th, Hallowen (et cetera) had that, while Hostel doesn't fucking have it. It's is so dumb, that it actually insults me. But then again - and like I said before - if you Dutch degenerates like dumb movies with ugly tits, go fucking ahead. And as opposed to you, my Tom Cruise-like genes allow me to see tits for free. You obviously have to pay a price of a ticket to do that.

Edit: Shaboom.

[Jackal]

Tits for free? Weren't you the one that brought up the paying for a lapdance bit?

Beware to all VanK'ish fags, this image may make your penis spontanously combust with excessive cum.

[Jugs]

I'm about to watch Date Movie, is it worth the seat on a computer chair to watch a 400x400 movie made by the same people who made Scary Movie

lol @ napolean at the start

[Fenix]

In other news - Mean Creek. A slight deliverance rip-off, but enjoyable nonethless. It shows what it happens to all fat ugly cunts who talk to much for their own good.

[j.23]

:shock: You are? I thought you were black.

This forum is going to give me a heart-attack, next thing I'll hear is that Jae is gremlin.

yessir. actually, people actually call me a shitmix because they have no idea what i am.

[Nick]

shitmix

I've got to stop making these posts

[air gordon]

hostel was stupid

i saw Return to Paradise (Vince Vaughn, Anne Heche, "leaf" Phoenix) this past week. Great film. the film is actually from around '96, just before all 3 of these actrors started getting 'mainstream'

I definitley recommend this movie if you're looking for a drama without the hollywood cliche b.s.

[j.23]

leaf phoenix is actually joaquin phoenix right? or is it one of his brothers? i know river phoenix is the one that OD'ed, but i could've sworn there were at least 2 more

[Fenix]

Yeah, I think you're right. He renamed himself from Joaquin for several years, because he thinked he needed more Earth-related name (a la River). Superb actor .

[Jugs]

Date Movie was shitty, I've got to start watching intelligent movies rather than that crap.

[zmac]

I know its old now, but I 'got' Underworld: Evoloution.
Average. Not as good as the first one.

But I've really been itching for some good current or one year old movies....

Any suggestions plz plz post 'em. ANY suggestions.

[cyanide]

I just watched two Natalie Portman movies. [hehe, by choice]

Closer and The Garden State.

I won't lie -- they were pretty damn good.

Garden State I really enjoyed. I thought Closer was a terrible movie, but Portman was impressive (as in Garden State) in acting. I'm looking forward to seeing V for Vendetta since that's directed by the Wackawahteverski Brothers.

Uh, Shaboom!

[air gordon]

Yeah, I think you're right. He renamed himself from Joaquin for several years, because he thinked he needed more Earth-related name (a la River). Superb actor .

yep. he was credited as 'leaf' when he played the character Max in the movie "space camp"

[-BHZMAFIA-]

I went to go see The Hills Have Eyes on Saturday and it wasn't as scary as people said it was, but it was a real good movie. It's more bloody than scary. Alot scarier than most movies coming out nowindays. I'm pretty sure they will be a part 2 because of what happened at the end. Anybody else seen it yet?

[Jackal]

Can't say I have Mafia, look forward to it though.

I watched Fun with Dick and Jane last night, I suppose I expect a lot more from a Jim Carrey movie, seriously let down.