melo15boy (L) Kiara - edit by melo15boy

[The GOAT]

look, this theread makes you look like a loser honestly. Just ask her out and be done with it melo.

[melo15boy]

i'm scared

[dada]

Just make her aware that you like her in a way which doesnt involve sticking your penis in popcorn. Just be honest to her and if she really likes you then I see no reason she wouldnt date you.

[dada]

i'm scared

If your scared now I cant imagine what will happen when she lifts up her skirt for you.

You need to man up.

[Sac-1]

Well, number one. Make sure you've hit puberty and make a deeeep voice. Walk up to her and spit a sure-fire pick up line like "So, you're a girl huh?" That should get her attention. Now you need to say something to get her isolated on a date. Try "There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself....." Shazam, bam, boom pow surprise! You have a date.

Now when you're at the movie theatre watching Ice Age, try to get your mom to sit next to your girlfriend, on the opposite side of you, so Cindy Lou Hoo is in the middle. Then you gotta do the old popcorn trick. Cut a whole in the bottom of the popcorn tub and insert your schlong in there. If you can get a hard-on at your age, you're in good shape. I don't know if you can or not, so you might have to get your testicles through the hole to make yourself present. Then ask Cindy Lou if she wants some popcorn. I'm sure it'll take till the last couple kernels of popcorn for her to grab it, but it'll be worth it. Just don't let your mom have any or else you have a problem.

After she grabs little billy, she'll probably be surprised with an expression of . Now that means two things. A.) Oh Jonny! That's what I'm talking about! or B.) Dogdamn I didn't know they made em that small!

Anyway, if you've hit puberty and can have an erection, you'll probably blow your stuff all over the popcorn. If anyone asks, it's butter. Even if she is so disappointed and leaves you and your mom, you must be optimistic. One, you got a date, two, you got to see a kickass movie, three you got a handjob.

Have fun and Good luck tugging.

LOL, I thought Jackal typed that up at first since he usually says this kind of stuff.

EDIT: Back on topic. Ask her out already or get to know her like True Baller said.

[Drex]

You're a fucking bitch Ask her out.

[melo15boy]

[quote="dadamafia"][quote="melo15boy"]i'm scared[/quote]

If your scared now I cant imagine what will happen when she lifts up her skirt for you.

You need to man up.[/quote]
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she did that in 5th grade

[The GOAT]

wtf? and you wont ask her out? what the hell is wrong with you?

[TRUball]

i'm scared

If your scared now I cant imagine what will happen when she lifts up her skirt for you.

You need to man up.

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she did that in 5th grade

That's one slutty grade 5.

[melo15boy]

lol y u say dat?

[dada]

i'm scared

If your scared now I cant imagine what will happen when she lifts up her skirt for you.

You need to man up.

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she did that in 5th grade

That's one slutty grade 5.

LMAO I wonder how many other guys she has done that to. If you are the only guy then you must really be a softy to not hook up with her already.

[Ruff Ryder]

Dogdamn you're stupid. I'd tell you to woo her with your intelligence, but that seems like an impossible feat.

[The GOAT]

there's really nothing that's gonna come out of this topic other than ASK HER OUT YOU FUCKING PUSSY. call her or ask her 2moro. preferably the second one but if your scared it would probably be easier to do it over the phone.

[melo15boy]

she did dat 2 som1 else not me lol back then we didn't even talk lol

[melo15boy]

how bout i get her e-mail 1st?

[dada]

Don't get too buddy buddy over the internet. Next thing you know your just a 'close friend.'

If you want any in the future then thats not too good.

[Ruff Ryder]

I have a better idea. Kill yourself. It'll be more productive and will do the whole world a favor. Seriously, you have to be one of the first people to come close to rivaling Homor's stupidity!!!

[TRUball]

how bout i get her e-mail 1st?

Yeah, that's a good start.

[Mazzocchi]

I have a better idea. Kill yourself. It'll be more productive and will do the whole world a favor. Seriously, you have to be one of the first people to come close to rivaling Homor's stupidity!!!

Concured

[melo15boy]

thnx baller

[TRUball]

I have a better idea. Kill yourself. It'll be more productive and will do the whole world a favor. Seriously, you have to be one of the first people to come close to rivaling Homor's stupidity!!!

Concured

The kid's in grade 7, cut him some slack. It sounds like he is discovering girls for the first time.

[melo15boy]

actually if she go wit me this would be my 2nd....the 1st was 2 easy lol

[Ruff Ryder]

I have a better idea. Kill yourself. It'll be more productive and will do the whole world a favor. Seriously, you have to be one of the first people to come close to rivaling Homor's stupidity!!!

Concured

The kid's in grade 7, cut him some slack. It sounds like he is discovering girls for the first time.

This kid knows what a girl is. He's been wanking since his first boner. (last week)

[dada]

actually if she go wit me this would be my 2nd....the 1st was 2 easy lol

So you got some before?

[melo15boy]

yea cut me sum slack.... it's my 2nd