Ever Been Caught?

by **Username123** on Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:09 pm

nah.....i was wishing she'd joined me. but she never did.

Was she young? Cause i got a picture in my head that every maid is in her 40 with grey hair.

by **Colin** on Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:10 pm

SO wrote:i tot the topic is bout gettin caught by the cops...

well you're obviously not as screwed up as us. I immediatley knew what kind of 'caught' it was.

And no I haven't been caught. But once I was doing it to some internet porn and I hear my dad coming down the stairs, I put the snake it's cage and hit exit. Except I actually hit the help button (they were side by side for divX player). And I couldn't close it fast enough. So my dad turns the corner and asks 'what's that?' I just told him I was watching the and1 mixtape from a streaming video and it screwed up. I then just opened an old mixtape before he knew what really happened.

by **COOLmac©** on Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:12 pm

i tot the topic is bout gettin caught by the cops...

LOL if you get caught by the cops wanking then that would be hillarious

Was she young

now shes 24. she was 16 then

back at my folks home we have 3 maids all in their early 20's
i have 2 going to my house to clean up and do laundry once in a while

r u having somekind of fetish about this :?:

by **Alcoholic** on Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:44 pm

I then just opened an old mixtape before he knew what really happened.

LOL is your dad slow (slow as in you can do something on the comp real fast and he won't realize what you did)? If so that is very funny. :lol:

by **-BHZMAFIA-** on Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:02 pm

OMG, this is some of the funniest stuff ive seen on NLSC. cammo and colin stories were so funny :lol:

by **J@3** on Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:15 pm

You haven't.

by **The X** on Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:16 pm

girls have it a bit easier in that regard....they can be very, very discreet....unless of course it's a situation like in Not Another Teen Movie with the dog at the start of the movie :lol:

by **J@3** on Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:38 pm

I've caught someone in the act, unfortunately.... the thought still makes me feel sick. I'm a regular chameleon though.

by **Doobie** on Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:19 pm

ive caught someone and ive been caught .

my friend came to sleep over once and i went downstairs to get a glass of water but next thing i notice is someone in my living room "doin his thing" , it was my friend . Never looking at him the same way again

and my mom caught me once
but she made believe nothing happend and told me to take out the garbage while my schlong was hanging out and porn was on tv .this was a good year ago.

by **Wormy10** on Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:28 pm

Thread of the Week maybe?
I would vote for it (Y)

by **Colin** on Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:42 pm

Alcoholic wrote:
I then just opened an old mixtape before he knew what really happened.

LOL is your dad slow (slow as in you can do something on the comp real fast and he won't realize what you did)? If so that is very funny.

I tried ot make myself as big as possible and block the screen. And the mixtape was in the 'recently played fiels' list so it was quick. :wink:

He knows a lot about comps though, worked with them back in the day. I know more about various internet things and using programs. He knows more about actual Windows and troubleshooting.

by **Matt** on Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:29 am

everyone has a funny tale or two. but i dont think guys here will really tell the whole thing truthfully just half truths. the safest way to jack is to have close doors and have it lock. trust me this is the safest

and you give religious advice????? now let me preach

"If your right eye causes you to sin, pluck it out and cast it from you; for it is more profitable for you that one of your members perish, than for your whole body to be cast into hell. "And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and cast it from you; for it is more profitable for you that one of your members perish, than for your whole body to be cast into hell. Matthew 5:29-30

by **Jona** on Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:49 am

Go get some vaseline and shove your religious preaching somewhere uncomfortable. This is a nasty thread and it has no room for bible-reading freaks.

I have never been caught, I am pretty discreet at it...
Boring, I know, but that's it... :roll:

by **Dogg** on Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:14 am

mommmmmmy

by **Matt** on Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:16 am

how about you go get some ribs removed and suck on your own cock, but hey you probably already do that. Did you get caught?

My posts obviously wasn't addressing you so leave it alone and go get yourself a hooker.

by **Ataraxia** on Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:10 am

this is a fagged up thread........yuck how can u "people" share stories abt getting caught for wanking with ppl on a forum.......thats just down right scary n sick :miserable:

by **Matt** on Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:53 am

didnt know NLSC was full of wnakers, haha, not cool

by **J@3** on Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:03 am

"And thy will doth be cast to Hell for duplicateth account in whicheth thy personality is that of chronic masturbator. Word bitch thy will busteth a cap in thy asseth Poland representeth. Jae 4:18-19"

by **-BHZMAFIA-** on Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:18 am

DoobieKnicks wrote:ive caught someone and ive been caught .

my friend came to sleep over once and i went downstairs to get a glass of water but next thing i notice is someone in my living room "doin his thing" , it was my friend . Never looking at him the same way again

and my mom caught me once
but she made believe nothing happend and told me to take out the garbage while my schlong was hanging out and porn was on tv .this was a good year ago.

*spits alot then laughs by trying to hold it in* HAHAHAHAHHAAHA...idk about thread of the week, but its the funniest thread of the year.

by **Sauru** on Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:38 am

Riot wrote:
Sauru wrote:gotta tell you, this thread kinda disturbs me

Actually, it's giving me a pretty hard stiffy.

i just wanna thank you for making look like an idiot at work. in a totally quiet office i just started busting out laughing like nobodys buisness.

by **The GOAT** on Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:25 am

I'm gonna stay away from this thread... :miserable:

by **Cameron** on Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:43 am

LOL Goat, yeah I didn't start till at least 13 :lol:

by **The GOAT** on Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:45 am

I haven't ever tried and I'm not planning to until I'm at least a teenager...

by **COOLmac©** on Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:48 am

didnt know NLSC was full of wnakers, haha, not cool

well its natural actually for teens. been there done that............. :mrgreen:

by **Jona** on Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:20 am

Much more mature than Matt/Shep/Rip, allow me to point out. 8-)

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