The Movies Thread

by **Doobie** on Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:28 am

You know how i know your gay?

Cause you listen to Coldplay.

Andy : Yeah , she always talked dirty to me , she would say " Me so horny , me Love you long time" .

There were many other hilarious lines in that movie. (Y)

by **J@3** on Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:32 am

Cal: Oh, man, I had a weekend.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah?
Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse!
Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something.

by **Doobie** on Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:35 am

Jae wrote:Cal: Oh, man, I had a weekend.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah?
Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse!
Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something.

That moment was golden , that part after that was funny too , about the egg salad sandwhich ,on another note , Adam just got with the girl in the movie . Its a sweet movie , still 25 minutes left though . I like it , when I'm 18 and get my own apartment , I'm going to start a huge DVD collection , and this is going to be one of those movies in it .

On another note , has anyone seen "don't be a menace to south central society while drinking your juice in the hood"? Funny ass movie , I'm going to buy that one too.

just finished watching Spanglish . Wow , good movie , it left that feeling my heart that I just can't explain. Now the music in the closing credits is making that feelling even stronger . This is truly a good movie in my eyes . I rate it a 4/5

by **kevC** on Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:27 pm

OMG "Crash" won over "Brokeback Mountain". Even Jack Nicholson was like WTF.

by **Mazzocchi** on Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:31 pm

kevC wrote:OMG "Crash" won over "Brokeback Mountain". Even Jack Nicholson was like WTF.

Brokeback Mountain should win NOTHING and like it.
it is not that good. I've seen it (BitTorrents ftw) and it is not good at all.
Directing isnt the best I've seen this year either.

by **air gordon** on Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:34 pm

Beetleguise was a great movie... another Jim Burton classic

Winona Ryder was the shit in "Heathers"

by **BIG GREEN** on Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:45 pm

kevC wrote:OMG "Crash" won over "Brokeback Mountain". Even Jack Nicholson was like WTF.

it's a hood thing.

by **dada** on Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:10 pm

kevC wrote:"Brokeback Mountain".

**makes gunshot gestures**

Looking back, that flick wasnt all that great. Crash was really good but Brokeback was so-so. The only thing it really has going is its gayness.

by **kevC** on Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:41 pm

Oh I'm not suggesting Brokeback should've won, it's just that it was such a heavy favorite.

by **magius** on Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:58 pm

i don't think it was a surprise. crash was easily my favorite movie of the year, and i think the best. brokeback is good, but it only got noticed (as much as it did) because everyone liked making jokes about the two young hollywood guys playing gay cowboys. crash was the right choice for best movie.

i was reading some of the earlier posts.... at first i thought you guys were kidding about spanglish, and then i'm like what the hell you're for fuckin real. sure the girls hot, but that movie is easily one of the worst movies i have ever seen. its horrible. if crash inspired me as a filmmaker, spanglish makes me want to become a frickin' janitor. that movie was trash, sorry, a waste of film. don't watch it. if i could go eternal sunshine on one thing in my life its the two hours i wasted on that awful movie.

by **Fenix** on Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:11 am

DoobieKnicks wrote:Andy : Yeah , she always talked dirty to me , she would say " Me so horny , me Love you long time" .

Isn't this taken from Full Metal Jacket?

Equilibrium, anyone?

by **Fenix** on Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:31 am

Saw 40 Year Old Virgin. "Dude... Teach me." :lol:

by **Doobie** on Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:32 am

It was probably the funniest movie I've seen in a while , I've seen it 5 times , might watch it again later.

by **Fenix** on Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:02 am

Yeah, and damn, I want my lady look like Catherine Keener when she's 45 years old :shock:

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by **Doobie** on Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:41 am

Hmmm , movie of the night is 40 days and 40 nights . Any good? Well , it starts in 20 minutes but I'm watching , hopefully its worth 2 hours of my time.

by **Jackal** on Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:30 am

That is one fucking horrible movie. It's advertised as a teen movie along the lines of the American Pie series, but it's fucking pathetic.

[spoiler]How do you make a woman orgasm with a rose? Oh fuck off. Hardly any nudity too, bastards. 'Cept for a xeroxed ass.[/spoiler]

Edit: Another thing, Shannyn Sossamon has got zilch going on for her. :roll:

by **air gordon** on Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:37 am

VanK wrote:
DoobieKnicks wrote:Andy : Yeah , she always talked dirty to me , she would say " Me so horny , me Love you long time" .

Isn't this taken from Full Metal Jacket?

Equilibrium, anyone?

i thought that was a pretty decent movie. added it to my collection

by **Jugs** on Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:48 pm

Has anyone seen Radio? a movie starring Cuba Gooding Jr. as the mentally disabled guy, based on a true story of James Robert Kennedy

I loved that movie for some reason

by **peaches** on Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:58 pm

Twas on Showtime and it just finished. Good ending.

by **cyanide** on Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:47 am

VanK wrote:
DoobieKnicks wrote:Andy : Yeah , she always talked dirty to me , she would say " Me so horny , me Love you long time" .

Isn't this taken from Full Metal Jacket?

Yes it is, I thought it was hilarious when it was said in that movie.

I just saw Walking the Line the other day, and though Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon acted well, I really did not think Witherspoon should've won best actress over Felicity Huffman. Rachel Weisz, though, was awesome in the Constant Gardener, so I felt she was deserving enough for her award.

by **Doobie** on Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:32 am

And the movie of the night is..........

The Ring 2 . Is this movie any good? I'm getting into a habbit of watching movies daily .

Tommorows movie is "Along Came Polly". Is that movie any good? I get scared easily ,I got scared watching the Grudge so I wouldn't be surprised if I get scared with the Ring 2.

by **Jackal** on Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:17 am

I didn't dig the Ring series, probably because the people around me hyped it up to unliveable proportions. Was mediocre at best. Ring Two...mediocre at best as well. I think Drex or Jona was the one to say it, what happens if you don't have a fucking TV?

Along Came Polly made me laugh a bit, it's a time pass movie. Jennifer Aniston's a hottie, Stiller at some scenes exagerrates but that seems to be what's funny these days, it's bearable though. Overall, Polly > Ring 2.

Naomi Watts though, very very nice.

by **Doobie** on Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:24 am

Yeah , today is the Ring 2 , definantly . And tomorrow comes Polly . Hmmmm , on Thursday I don't know , gotta wonder what they are giving . They are giving 50 first dates ,I might as well see it again . Keep my movie a day thing going on.

by **air gordon** on Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:29 am

what was great about the Ring was at the time, it's type of "horror" was "fresh". The horror genre was overloaded on "Scream" type horror films. The Ring was pretty straight forward, no curveballs (well until the conclusion), pretty intense, and there weren't any fake scares. luckily i saw the Ring in it's opening weekend after i read a few great reviews of it.

but unfortunately the Ring started a new trend- making Japanese horror flicks into American ones. And now remakes of flicks from the 70's and 80's are coming out. boo

i wouldn't recommend Ring 2 but hey Naomi Watts is in it

by **Doobie** on Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:31 am

Only movie on tonight

. HBO2 is showing the Sopranos , and I hate watching a show that is not "fresh" . If i watch a show I usually start watching it since the first episode or don't watch at all. I need to order more movie channels .

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