The Apprentice - All Stars

[J@3]

It's back!

Trump was at his absolute worst. He may aswell have fired Bret in the opening scenes, hell even if they won he probably would've found some loophole to get rid of him. When the playboy model or whatever she is figures out what's going on ("do you think Trump might be targeting you?") you know you're being too obvious about it. I enjoy the Trace/Gary dynamic very much.

[chicagoRAW]

I watch this but it's pretty dumbed down. I think The Apprentice UK is much more better if you're interested in actually business strategies/concepts etc.

[shadowgrin]

I think The Apprentice UK is much more better if you're interested in actually business strategies/concepts etc.

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[J@3]

"Hey Penn, you said a lot of bad things about me in the media after your first appearance. Do you regret it now? Oh yeah, Trace is the winner" Trump strikes again

[benji]

I only watched the first episode but I'll blog here just for you as I watch.

But I knew Trace would win from the start, Trump has a hard on for the guy back to his season. He just couldn't deny Piers because of how that guy played his stupid game.

Other people are jumping on my Ivanka bandwagon: http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv ... fire-trump

You can tell others you were there years ago when some dope you know on the internet said this was the the best idea to save the series.

[J@3]

I'm probably in love with Ivanka. I don't really know why.

[benji]

She's attractive enough, intelligent enough and she's never really taken shit. She was shaky to start but she's basically replaced Carolyn as drilling into asses hard when dopes say dumb shit.

And she like Carolyn did, knows how to direct someone into Trump's wrongside so that HE notices whatever the problem is.

Donald Jr. isn't as good but he kinda gets the same thing. I have to imagine this is some kind of spending time with Trump thing. I think James Lipton of all people even did it once.

[[Q]]

I'm probably in love with Ivanka. I don't really know why.

She's attractive enough

and she has a lot of $$$

[J@3]

Strong genes from the mothers side I'd imagine

[benji]

omarosa striking a pose while everyone is waiting for trump is hilarious

i don't even remember claudia jordan, she clearly thinks she's the hottest one there (she might be, of the contestants)

penn is the most obvious first pick ever; omarosa is a dumb pick should've gone with lil jon...at least he gets him after losing dee snider as well

i would have taken dennis instead of lisa (you'd have still got busey)

the ferrets should have been their team name

omarosa is such a moron, i think she killed michale clarke duncan btw

i like how trace and penn and likely dee basically get how the show works and don't get flustered by the phony stupidity...lil jon too...i think rodman also gets it but doesn't give a shit enough (and i still think latoya is playing some like Fifth Dimension version of The Apprentice...busey might also be involved in that version)

i have to think trace's team, penn and dee especially would be able to motivate dennis and (even stephen baldwin until he melts down) are there to let someone run wild but be given tasks like busey

the show's insurance policy didn't require keeping busey away from a knife?

how did they wind up with Team Power? did I hear that right?

lil jon is amazing, truffle oil omg

i like all of brandi's whore friends coming in with money from someone else...er i meant from their clients or whatever...they're not whores but companions? that's japan, what's the US version...girlfriend experience?

i guess i don't get trace's strategy, it's overthinking, just get the general cash flow coming in to pad things. plus it gives dopes shit to do.

mick foley has $10,000 to spend on meatballs?

lol at playboy spending as much as gilbert godfried

that guy looks like al gore

i love this pretending that bret michaels agents aren't repaying these dopes

someone should make a show where we just watch piers morgan suffer like he is with busey...not his normal show where he has power, just uncomfortable conversations with nutjobs in places he can't escape...and when i say show, i mean this should be his life and sometimes it's filmed

along those lines, they should recut these episodes with discarded footage so you can watch an hour focused on whichever candidate...then i could watch an extra 60 hours of penn, latoya, rodman and busey

lol at these ugly dopes taking pictures with their phones of everyone famous/hot in brande's shop

penn annhilated that leading question and stayed honest omg

i like how if baldwin did the opposite they'd savage him for it, who was it they thought wasted everything early on a couple seasons ago, even though he raised a bunch? (might have been baldwin himself earlier)

lol rodman destroying piers, that was amazing

piers dominating omarosa is his only justification for existing

put them together in those situations i mentioned above

lol at rodman figuring out omarosa now just from this boardroom

this is shockingly one of the better boardrooms in a long time, shame it's not on the UK version or that Trump isn't involved...Ivanka would tear these women apart if Piers wasn't there to piss half of them off by his mere existence

omg at trump talking about credibility being core to the show

bret was obvious going back to the second season when the dope waived his immunity, trump hates "real" risk more than anything

the hilarious part is that unlike piers and the others, bret had nothing to lose, he either got to win more for a charity he actually seems to care about or...what? piers gets to kick omarosa's teeth in some more? so he could've snarked in the boardroom? doesn't even seem like his personality (did he even really hate anyone in his own season, i can't recall it other than maybe how they didn't do their job), i mean the only reason you could see a penn or trace doing something like that is just to "enforce" the rules of the game type of thing (which is a fools errand in its own way)

i wrote this from the steam overlay inbetween waves in sanctum 2 that's why it's so stupidly long and comments on everything like my horrific PMs

only no cock pics

Bret Michaels is kinda defensive about being called a racist isn't he...

[J@3]

omarosa is such a moron, i think she killed michale clarke duncan btw

Keep watching, Latoya agrees with you and makes it abundantly clear roughly 15 times

[benji]

This second episode is pretty boring I keep zoning out even though I'm not playing a game during it.

Takeaways around the halfway point:
Rodman is awesome, he basically goes through life with his rebounding positioning timing.

LaToya is so amazing, and she's turning more and more into her brother in appearance. Also, playing this at fifth dimension level, I'm telling you.

I like how Penn started describing his trick and they all had blank faces except Busey who was fascinated like he is with everything.

Speaking of Busey, creepy tickling Busey is maybe the scariest thing in world history.

What the fuck is going on with the Trump sons shirts? Why are they dressed alike?

I can't tell who has more slicked back horrible looking hair. Dee Snider or Eric Trump.

[benji]

omggg at Rodman while Omarosa is crying

I think Claudia Jordan is becoming attracted to Rodman.

Dee Snider is really fucking up my opinion of him. OH SHIT, nevermind, epic gambit.

I can't believe Trump accepted getting outsmarted lol

[benji]

finally started watching this again after another two month gap

lol at this third episode, omarosa is just...I HAVE TO DEFEND MY MAN

latoya and claudia dominating her face

poor gary, team was pretty nice to him though for this show, especially trace talking about trump's bullshit

lololol at ivanka dropping her pen

latoya has the best car interview in a long time

[benji]

carol baldwin thanking trump when stephen pointed up was great...the rest of that not so much

accountant gary busey is awesome
and some random woman yelling at him that his suits dirty is more awesome

busey on losing your virginity lol

rodman is charming everyone this season, arsenio's in love

...

trace is so depressed about the switch

"i'm done"

rodman's jacket is a work of art, omg his beret

art is only the search it's not the final form!


blue man group are such dicks when they donate

dennis with another awesome jacket

stephen baldwin is hilariously delusional

rodman has become amazing in the boardroom "you are funny man!"

this system is kinda dumb that it only matters about contacts and not the production of the art

lol Penn "boom look at that!"

"the good, the bad, the ugly"