" because that's what it's supposed to be, funny jokes. Now to start it off, a joke for all our Aussie friends from down under.
A Texan lands in Sydney, and is picked up by a taxi. After
requesting a tour of the city, he starts into a tirade about
the small town airport and how in Texas they have larger
runways on their ranches.
They are soon crossing the Sydney Harbor bridge, and the
man is further unimpressed - "I have a duck pond bigger than
that harbor, and an ornamental bridge to span it that makes
this look like a toy".
The Sydney-Newcastle expressway also gets his scorn, "Is
this a road, or a track?"
So when a kangaroo jumped out in front of the cab, causing
the sudden and severe application of the brakes, the driver
couldn't help himself - "Stupid grass hoppers!"
