I would also like to share a few thought…
Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.
After watching the new remade version with Johnny Depp I suddenly realised the immoral undertone of this disgusting movie. Lets start with the name, in fact lets leave the name, we can all see what’s wrong with it. The story, weirdo Willy (as I’d now like to call him) lives alone with his umpa lumpas, who I might add resemble small children, but only in stature. Now here’s a man that try’s to entice young children into his home by offering them free sweets, he invites the parents as well to make the whole thing look kosher. Now in order to get a vulnerable child, vulnerable enough for him to have his way with, he’s need to bring in a wide variety for his choosing. Obviously the fat kids no use to him, fats kids are lazy and eat too much, the girls are a problem as well because Willy only likes small boys. One of the remaining boys is pretty head strong and aggressive so he’s out of the picture. Who’s left…. the sweet little boy who’s charmingly shy and who also has an ageing grandfather that’s a heart beat away from a wooden coat. He comes from a poverty stricken home so he is easy to manipulate, the family’s not a problem, and he can just buy them off.
The toilet papers all gone.
It’s 00:45(12:45am). You really need to handle your business but the toilets rolls all gone, what do you do.
A) Try and hold it until morning?
B) Use a piece of A4 printer paper?
C) Get a dirty sock out of the laundry basket, wet it, put it on your hand like a sock puppet and wipe away?
D) Who needs to wipe?
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