What Boxing Match Would You Like To See?

[Stevan]

Who would you like to see a boxing match between?
List some ideas...

Michael Jackson and his Monkey
Yao Ming and Shawn Bradley
Kobe and anyone who wants to slap him around...
Jerry Krause and Scottie Pippen (lol)
Someone with several personalities, it could be an all-in brawl
Oliver Miller and Shawn Kemp (heavyweight bout)
Stockton and Malone (sho...)
Ason Kidd and the Wife
Letterman v Leno
John Starks against the guy who broke his nut
Vince Carter and Allan Houston (they'd both stand in each corner of the ring and try to hit eachother from there)
Ivy against anyone... he's land only 35% of the punches.
Bill Cartwright against Hakeem Olajuwon (Cartwright elbowed Hakeem years ago and put him out for 2 months)

why do I feel a sense of de ja vu? lol

[.]

Kobe vs Chris Childs and Reggie Miller
Kobe would kill them both with his new stronger arms.

Kickboxing - Bruce Bowen vs Wally Szczerbiak (Remember when Bruce kicked him in his face??)

Bill Laimbeer vs ..................Could be anyone!

Charles Oakley vs Chris Webber (remember when Charles Oakley made him fall and he broke his right (or left) shoulder)

[Tyus Edney's Agent]

Laimbeer v. Barkely that has to be settled

[Rens]

Bogues vs. Boykins?

[Tyus Edney's Agent]

Little man would tear him up

[.]

lol, Bogues vs Muresan.

[Tyus Edney's Agent]

Phil Jackson v. Rick Adelman
Latrell Sprewell V. P.j Carlismo
Allen Iverson v. The philadelphia police force
Grant Hill v. Injuries
Dennis Rodman v. His wedding Dress
MJ V. Scottie Pippen
Kenny Smith v. Justin Timberlake

I'm thinking of more

[Tyus Edney's Agent]

Damon stoudamire and rasheed wallace v. the pot they smoked up
David Stern v. Darrick Martin
Zhi-Zhi Wang v. The chinese government
Joe Paterno v. Referees
Lebron James v. Korleone Young
Christie v. Fox
Chuck Nebitt v. Manute Bol

i'm done for now

[livemaster]

Mike Tyson vs Michael Jordan
Sammy Sosa vs Michael jordan
Bouges vs Shaq(lol)\
shaq vs kobe
Phil Jackson Jerry Kruase vs MJ and scottie
Dennis Rodman vs Mark Cuben
Geroge Mersuean vs Jessie Jackson (lol)
Michael Jackson vs Brittant Spears

[Stevan]

Damon stoudamire and rasheed wallace v. the pot they smoked up

wtf? lol I guess I could see that happening after they smoked the pot and didn't know what the hell they were doing. You into pot by any chance there Jimbo?

how about the Crocodile Hunter (Steve Irwin) against Russell Koit (only aussies will know this) or maybe even Troy Dann (sp? only aussies will pry know this guy too).

hmmm Larry Flint vs Hugh Heffener (who would have to hop in a chair to even it out).

[Scary Hedo]

shaq vs mike tyson

[MajaFiggaz_Early!]

Yao Ming vs. Manute Bol

Muggsy Bogues vs. Earl Boykins

Iverson vs. Tyronne Lue

Shaq vs. Darryl Dawkins

Gary Payton vs. Mike Jordan(Shit talking Championchip)

George Karl vs. Red Auerbach(Red would never stand for a loss in the WC's)

Rudy T vs. Kemit Washington pt. 2 (Rudy T secretly pulls out a sledgehammer and whacks Kermit in the face letting him know hoe he felt 30 years ago.)

Dajuan Wagner vs. Alonzo Mourning (Bladder vs. Kidney)

Jason Williams & Shawn Kemp vs. Rasheed & Damon Stoudamire (Winners get 20 gram bags of smoke)

Tracy McGrady vs. Keon Clark in a kickboxing match (First person to break leg losses...My Bet goes on whoever kicks second)

Main Event

Charles Oakley vs. Tyrone Hill pt. 2 (Remember When Oak threw a ball at Ty's hill pregame...Well Ty Hill lost another Card game and owes the Oak Man again)

Hmm...This looks more like a wrestling card then anything...Oh Well.

[DR. P]

Well, interesting. Let's see.

How about:

Stackhouse vs. Leattner 2 [title: "poker game gone wild" or "when dealers strike back"]
Rod Strickland vs. Tracy Murray ["the battle of the back-ups"]
Barkley vs. Xavier McDaniel ["Bad Blood"]
Coach K vs. Dean Smith ["the battle of tobacco road"]

and finally:

Mugsy Bouges vs. Keith "mr." Jennings ["the rumble in the jungle gym" or "the thrilla with chinchillas"]

Best,

P

[Nick]

Jordan vs. Byron Russel....then we'll see who gets the minutes...
Sheed vs. the refs
Yao vs. Wang
Iverson climbing Mt. Mutombo

[mkool8]

Britney Spears vs. Myself in a wrestling match
George Bush vs. Al Gore
George Bush vs. Sadam Hussein/Bin Laden
Barkley vs. Shaq
Michael Jackson vs. Prince (lol)

[Rens]

Britney Spears vs. Myself in a wrestling match

LMAO every man's dream

[Dert]

Well, since it seems that as of late the NBA have been trying to copy PRO RASSLIN (I.E. Lakers Vs. Sacramento feud, Barkley's WCW style "Ass Kissing" angle)...

Richard Hamilton VS. 1-2-3 Kid/Syxx/X-Pac/Sean Waltman/Chyna's wife
Tyronne Bogues VS. Spike Dudley
Earl Boykins VS. Rey Misterio
Rick Fox VS. Trish Stratus (the "I hope I don't break a nail" match)
Kane VS. Eric Montross (probably the dullest match ever)
Chris Jericho VS. Chucky Barkley(Both seem to run their mouths forever and never really say anything!)
Mark Henry VS. Oliver Miller (Probably a Hardcore match because no ring can ever withstand this massive pressure)
Scott Hall VS. Isaiah Rider (Both refusing to show up in the end!)
Funaki VS. Yao Ming (not very fair, but funny INDEED!)
Hulk Hogan VS. Karl Malone (Wheel chair on a pole match)
Mark Madsen VS. WCW's Disco Inferno (Most people say that they are the same person...?)
David Stern VS Vincent K. McMahon (Clasic Boss Vs. Boss Match)

and the Main event...

Triple H VS. Kobe Bryant (Both annoying to listen to, think they are "The Game-uh", but can't carry shit without real talent backing them up. )

[DR. P]

George Bush vs. Sadam Hussein/Bin Laden

I didn't know we were permitting tag-teams and handicapped matches?
We could always team up Dubya and his father for this one.

Mark Madsen VS. WCW's Disco Inferno (Most people say that they are the same person...?)

, the first one to show any kind of rhythm wins. Good one Dert.

Best,

P

[Clinton]

Jason Kidd vs his wife.

[bballvip]

Rocky Vs. Rudy

[Wall St. Peon]

Christopher Walken v. William Shatner...

[Clinton]

Roy Jones Jr vs John Ruiz (is that his name?). Roy Jones Jr is gonna knock that fool out.

[DR. P]

I don't know about that one Clint. Roy may have "bitten off" more than he can chew. He's giving up about 40 pounds and I have a feeling ruiz is going to lay his weight on him alot in this fight. If Ruiz hits him flush, its lights out for sure. Moreover, Ruiz's jab, if it lands, will feel like a power punch to a blown up light heavyweight. But if Jones can win, which is a possibility, then this will be a major credibility booster.

Best,

P

[MajaFiggaz_Early!]

I Wanna See:

Enahs Live vs. That Blunt he smoked b4 taking that picture...


j/k

[Wall St. Peon]

that isn't me...it's a friend of mine, Mike Neff, during the time he was fasting. I just think it's funny...I may put another picture, actually of me, sometime...