Professional Wrestling (WWE, TNA, ROH, etc)

[JaoSming]

http://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/c ... rrent_day/
Ruin a classic wrestling moment with current day commentary

Taker throws Foley off the cell at KOTR '98.
JBL: WE GOT OURSELVES A FLYIN FOLEY MAGGLE
Cole: OH MY!
King: The WWE Universe is having fun tonight!

Daniel Bryan comes out on Raw the night after winning the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 30.
Michael Cole: Ugh, what's this guy doing out here? Daniel Bryan is a nerd. Do you know this guy doesn't even eat meat?!

Cole - And the millennum clock has just appeared on the titantron!!!
[King Shriek]
JBL - We're counting down Maggle!!!
Crowd - 10!
Crowd - 9!
Cole - And later tonight John Cena will be in action with the Usos...
Crowd - 8!
Cole - ...versus Randy Orton and Rybaxel!!!
Crowd - 7!
Crowd - 6!
Cole - Don't forget to download the WWE App...
Crowd - 5!
Cole - ...on your smartphone!
Crowd - 4!
Crowd - 3!
[King Shriek]
Crowd - 2!
Cole - ...and hashtag ballsweat is now trending in the worldwide!
Crowd - 1!
FIREWORKS BOOOM!!!
[King Shriek]

Cole: "Earlier today, Shawn Michaels told the WWE Universe on the WWE App that there was no tension between he and Marty Jannetty.
JBL: "If you're an athlete like Michaels, eventually you have to get tired of carrying Jannetty all the time."
King: "Look at this!"
Cole: "Shawn Michaels has lied to the WWE Universe and super-kicked Marty Jannetty!"
JBL: "Good riddance."
King: "Look out Jannetty! Michaels isn't done with you yet!"
Cole: "The audacity of Shawn Michaels throwing his own tag team partner through the barbershop window!"
JBL: "That's what you've got to do to make it in this business, Maggle. You have to adapt or parish. Michaels is making a name for himself!"
Cole: "We ask those of you in the WWE Universe at home to follow this story on WWE.com or on the WWE App where we will be updating you on Jannetty's condition."
King: "Looks like Jannetty will have to pick that glass out of his teeth."

Edge spears Jeff Hardy at Wrestlemania X-7
King: Edge took it too the edge with that high risk maneuver
Cole: no kidding. Our thoughts go out to him and his family
JBL: I LOVE IT HAHAHA

[Andrew]

Maggle.

[Lean]

I had to read again to realize who "Maggle" is. Nice.

[shadowgrin]

Took me the 2nd to the last quote to realize who the hell was Maggle.

JBL should have called HBK as Maggles.

[Lean]

"SEAN MAGGLES! THE GRATEST IN-RING PERFORMEH OF ALL TAHM!"

"WE GOT OURSELVES A FLYIN' BULL!"

[JaoSming]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbbvqX1nvb8

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[Andrew]

Meanwhile, it looks like Brock Lesnar is a heavy favourite to challenge for the title at Summerslam.
http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/brock ... ummerslam/

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[[Q]]

Meanwhile, it looks like Brock Lesnar is a heavy favourite to challenge for the title at Summerslam.
http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/brock ... ummerslam/

Cesaro vs. Lesnar for the belt? Cesaro turns babyface by dumping Heyman?

[Andrew]

Could work.

[JaoSming]

SPOILER POSTER FOR SUMMERSLAM - showing the probable MiTB WWE Championship winner and inevitable opponent......

[shadowgrin]

[Andrew]

Posters aren't always a good indicator of these things, but it certainly seems likely. As far as it being a high profile match that will draw, I say fair enough.

[[Q]]

Trying really really hard not to click on it... probably will on Monday or after MITB

[Andrew]

Just read that it's likely a fake/placeholder, for whatever it's worth.

[Lean]

[ Image ]

UGH.

Also, I think Josh Matthews has just been released from the WWE.

[Andrew]

Yeah, that was confirmed today.

[Lean]

Damn, dis funny.

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[JaoSming]

TNA had a hell of a turnaround tonight. Best taping in a long time.

....and yet here I am wondering how long it will take them to fuck it up...even though they are taped through August iirc

[Andrew]

They're supposedly still not doing that well financially and they haven't secured a new TV deal yet, so some good shows might be too little, too late.

[JaoSming]

http://www.tv.com/shows/mxc-most-extrem ... 554/?skipm

TNA vs WWE, how did I not know about this, I love me some MXC

[bigh0rt]

Is this ppv gonna be any good? I'm watching regardless.

[shadowgrin]

oh shite thanks for reminding me about the ppv bhort.

[JaoSming]

fantastic tag match

[bigh0rt]

fantastic tag match

Agreed