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Postby Jugs on Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:44 pm

What do they see in the crotch, to check if he is "happy" or not :?

What kind of guy walks around with a boner :shake:
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Postby The X on Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:47 pm

Jugs wrote:What do they see in the crotch, to check if he is "happy" or not :?

What kind of guy walks around with a boner :shake:

I think you missed the point :lol:
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Postby FendeR` on Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:08 pm

The X wrote:
Jugs wrote:What do they see in the crotch, to check if he is "happy" or not :?

What kind of guy walks around with a boner :shake:

I think you missed the point :lol:


It's OK, give him a break. His teacher calls him Jugs. :lol:
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:28 pm

What's a lsy?


Lassie or lady. Mistyped, ofcourse. :P

I've heard many girls say that one of the first thing a girl looks at is a guy's shoes (and crotch)



If you're on th ebeach, the crotch and buns are the things that ladies focus on. Abs, muscle, and face come next, in that order. :o
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Postby Jugs on Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:32 pm

Nietzschean Pride/DWeaver wrote:
I've heard many girls say that one of the first thing a girl looks at is a guy's shoes (and crotch)



If you're on th ebeach, the crotch and buns are the things that ladies focus on. Abs, muscle, and face come next, in that order. :o


Oh I get the crotch thing now, I thought it was just in General, the crotch don't show well with baggy jeans
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Postby cyanide on Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:07 am

Nietzschean Pride/DWeaver wrote:If you're on th ebeach, the crotch and buns are the things that ladies focus on. Abs, muscle, and face come next, in that order. :o


Damn it, since I live in Canada and there's no beaches in sight, I'm gonna have to control myself when I visit those topless beaches of Europe :shock:
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Postby Doobie on Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:19 am

Legend wrote:
DoobieKnicks wrote:4 pairs of shoes . i envy you , ive gotten 4 pairs of shoes in the last 5 freaking years. im saving up my money so i can get a pair of shoes this year . god im 16 and i cant find a job , this suck :(


*sigh* I remember the "Shoe Phase" now I just dont give a shit about shoes.. all the shoes now look like Homosexual Space Boots you'd wear on the planet Anus.


yea i know most of the shoes suck , but im an old school shoe buyer . Converse (chuck t's) , jordans , and thats basically it . a couple of the shoes of the present i love . Hurache's are my favorites.
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Postby Jackal_ on Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:11 am

Damn it, since I live in Canada and there's no beaches in sight, I'm gonna have to control myself when I visit those topless beaches of Europe


Man that's gonna be tight. I'm gonna pop a woody and poke people in the eye as I walk thru the beach. (Y)
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Postby cyanide on Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:48 am

Legend wrote:Man that's gonna be tight. I'm gonna pop a woody and poke people in the eye as I walk thru the beach. (Y)


They amputate those things if they are erect, because it's supposedly disrespectful.

Naw, just trying to scare you.
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:02 am

Damn it, since I live in Canada and there's no beaches in sight, I'm gonna have to control myself when I visit those topless beaches of Europe


Wear double swimwear. Classic undie style inside, and modern short-style outside. Helps to prevent embarassment. :wink:
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Postby cyanide on Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:08 pm

Nietzschean Pride/DWeaver wrote:
Damn it, since I live in Canada and there's no beaches in sight, I'm gonna have to control myself when I visit those topless beaches of Europe


Wear double swimwear. Classic undie style inside, and modern short-style outside. Helps to prevent embarassment. :wink:


:lol: I've tried that, and it doesn't always work. :oops: Maybe swimming in cold water does have its purposes in nature after all.
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Postby Jackal_ on Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:45 pm

I've tried that, and it doesn't always work. Maybe swimming in cold water does have its purposes in nature after all.


Or maybe you just have a small cocker
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Postby The X on Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:27 pm

oh boy, what did I start? :shake:
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