If you could fight one person...

[Jackal]

Indeed, I was semi-offended...the first things that came to mind were aww fuck and dating profile.

But yes, baldness it is...I hate the stinging/ultra sensitive feeling for the first few days.

[Null17]

I loved that feeling. Except when rubbing a towel on my head after a shower.

[Modifly]

I shaved my head back in January and the morning after that the pillow was stuck to the back of my head when I got up from my bed.

[vinceair]

Why do you guys shave your heads to zero?

[J@3]

WWJD?

[Blacksmurf313]

So as the topic suggests...if you could fight:

A hollwood celebrity
A politician
An athlete
A musical artist
A fictional character

Hollywood celebrity: Billy Zane
Politician: Hugo Chavez
Athlete: Chris Webber
Musical artist: Madonna/Justin Timberlake
Fictional character: Reggie from the Archie comics.
Forum poster: Sit

How bout you guys? (Feel free to add categories too.)

I cant believe that I have participated in this, I am far above this kinda of Bull Crap. Yeah Right this is the stuff I live for.

A hollwood celebrity: Wilbur Godfrey.........oooh I hate his voice
A politician: Dick Cheney..........If he doesnt shoot me first, by accident.
An athlete: Venus Williams................Yeah I would like to fight Her MMA Style.....That way I can mount her ya Digg!!!
A musical artist: T-Payne.............Yep knock the Auto-Tune right out of Him
A fictional character: Barney...........I would to beat his arse then Sing my daughters favorite.....I LOVE YOU Song and give his big purple but a big hug.

[Jing]

Shouldn't you be wanting to fight Gargamel instead?

[vinceair]

Why nobody doesn't want to fight with Mike Tyson( An athlete) ?

[Al Ka Pwn]

Jackels mom. That's the only logical choice if you want to make your life better.

[benji]

Fighting someone to deal with issues and resentment build up because of other reasons, sounds wonderfully counterproductive. I'll fight Jackals mom then.

Jackels mom. That's the only logical choice if you want to make your life better.

Soul mates!

[JaoSming]

They are the same person Benji. Just dumb enough to realize he posted in the thread already.

[benji]

Yes, I know.

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[Al Ka Pwn]

I didn't want to make a new one. Blaim Jao's boss.

[Jackal]

It can't be healthy to be that stupid.

[Al Ka Pwn]

You seem to be doing alright, so it can't be that bad.

[Jackal]

...Says the guy that seems to have a hard-on for sag titted 55 year old women. Yep.

[Al Ka Pwn]

There's not much without a penis I wouldn't hump.

[el badman]

Congratulations?

[Al Ka Pwn]

I might have been a dog in a previous life. Not that I believe in that kind of stuff, but it would make sense.

[Andrew]

Why nobody doesn't want to fight with Mike Tyson( An athlete) ?

Isn't it obvious?

[jettdaking!]

Why nobody doesn't want to fight with Mike Tyson( An athlete) ?

Isn't it obvious?

agreed. i don't think we can afford extra ears!

[dopeboy]

That's not the reason. He would do that only if he couldn't kick your ass, which is impossible.

[vinceair]

Everybody want's to hit Jackal. I know why. He has to big ego. He's never wrong. He's alway right.

[Jackal]

Thanks for noticing.

Congratulations. Cindy, will you please hand him the black dildo he's won for playing the let's hate on Jackal because I'm a dumbass bible loving, dick munching faggot who will follow the trend much like I just follow folks who say Jesus saves me while touching me.

Yay, we're all winners at the Jackal show.

Don't you feel sexually aroused and special at the same time? I know I do.

[shadowgrin]

Forum poster: MikeMan (obvious pick) or Modifly, Pdub, X (just for the heck of it because I think they have some nasty fight in them)

Always thought I irked you a little

Nah, you're one of the few posters who can post an essay and it would still be tolerable for me to read it.
I just think that avid college basketball followers such as yourself will have the enthusiasm that can spill over in a fist fight.
Your knowledge of college basketball is makes you sexay, I might add.

Hollywood celebrity: Paris Hilton (although, because she's a female, i'll give her a chance of redemption via sexual favour).

Don't forget the antiobiotics. Lots of it.

Forum poster: MikeMan (responds to every post he sees), shadowgrin

Prepare to reap the whirlwind...

forum poster: myself

Same sentiments here, we all want to kick the shite out of you air gordon, we just can bring ourselves to hitting a girl.

Everybody want's to hit Jackal. I know why. He has to big ego. He's never wrong. He's alway right.

But what if Jackal admits that he is wrong? Him being right about him being wrong but he is wrong because he admitted it...OH NOES, a paradox?