So...women.

[Andrew]

Can't wait for the complaints to start rolling in, much like that fellow who bluntly told me that he was deleting the NLSC from his Favourites because he was offended by my "refusal" to remove pornographic links from the main page...which was odd, as I doublechecked them and they led to the pages they were meant to, pages concerning NBA Live patches.

[Jackal]

That's nothing, remember the guy that flipped out telling us we were encouraging kids to smoke weed and drink alcohol because we had a thread asking if we did either?

Overpassionate/protecting morons.

[Sauru]

this thread sucks, where are all the woman? i demand pics

[Andrew]

That's nothing, remember the guy that flipped out telling us we were encouraging kids to smoke weed and drink alcohol because we had a thread asking if we did either?

I do, that one's worth looking up.

[Oznogrd]

That's nothing, remember the guy that flipped out telling us we were encouraging kids to smoke weed and drink alcohol because we had a thread asking if we did either?

I do, that one's worth looking up.

Is that the smoke it up thread or was this before my time?

On topic about women:
Dating a black girl (sorry folks, shes not from africa so im not gonna be pc and call her an african american just like im not a european american) for the first time and I gotta say its interesting to see the different features and also just a different cultural aspect than im used to.

[Andrew]

Unless Jackal's referring to a different thread, I believe that's the one.

[shadowgrin]

I'm terribly offended by the porn in the NLSC.
Russians? Couldn't the ad have something better?

Bisexuals, greedy bastards. Make up your fucking mind and just pick one you cunts.

I have the same opinion of them bi's.
Bi's are so confused they don't which to pick, at least gays end their confusion by picking one sexual orientation and sticking with it.

[Indy]

Bi's are so confused they don't which to pick, at least gays end their confusion by picking one sexual orientation and sticking with it.

Yes, because gays choose to be gay right?

I've noticed that since I fell in love I'm not even interested in turning my head to look at a hot girl I notice on the street. I just don't even care anymore.

[Jackal]

I know that feeling. It'll disappear. When you ask? Well that's simple.

It's when you've completely given yourself to her, when you've done the thing you as a guy thought you'd never do. Lose yourself in someone. You know, mentally envision how the rest of your life will pan out. You could be rich or poor but you'd have her and nothing else would matter. You're led to believe that the feeling is mutual and while she's with you she seemingly is solely with you.

When she talks, it seems as if the rest of the world just sort of fades in to the background. When you see her, the rest of everything around her just sort of becomes blurry and god damn it, you almost hear the angels go "aaah" with every step she takes towards you. You feel her kiss you and you can't believe how good those lips feel, you could stand here in the middle of people without a care in the world only because you've got your arms wrapped around her. You open yourself up to her in ways you thought never possible. You reveal stuff you thought you'd take to the grave, she introduces you to a side of you, you thought died a long time ago and you were seemingly enjoying life being the person everyone loved to hate. Then she made you realise being loved isn't too bad, especially not when it's coming from her.

You pamper her, you find yourself mumbling sweet nothings to her for no reason, you befriend her family, you befriend her siblings. You show interest in her problems, you make them your own.

Then one day she tells you that it best be if things ended. You've hit a wall. Wall? What wall? Another guy wall she says. What? You're serious? You must be joking. Whew. Scared me there. No, you're not joking? You're really serious? Why? What did I do wrong? When you needed to be smothered, I smothered you, when you needed space, I gave you space. So what gives? I live too far? 2 hours in the train on every weekend, I'm there like clockwork. He's in your class? So? I'm kind of fat? I can work on that, that's kind of a superficial reason, no? You know, you know...so then why? It's not the only reason? It's one of many? Well do enlighten me. You don't know? But you just now had so many. You feel at peace around him? Did I make you feel uncomfortable? No, no, that's not it...it's just... Well? What is it? It's just what? Say something. Give me a reason.

You can't talk anymore? You've got to meet your mom in town? Well it comes down to what? You met someone else and that I'm fat? Is that it? Is that really all there is to it? You want me to think of it what I want to think of it? I'll tell you what I think of it...

I think you're a superficial bitch and I can't believe I was a big enough cunt to believe you were any different. He's got a flashy sportscar and doesn't need a job because mommy & daddy will pay everything for him. That's what I think. Let me take a wild guess, you've probably fucked him by now too haven't you. Don't do this? Don't do what? Speculate? Well you left the door fuckin' open for that one now didn't you. I asked you for a reason. We can be friends? Do I look like a fucking friend to you? From which angle do I look like a friend to you? Angle? What angle, I'm too fat to be seen from any angle, right?

Well that's that my superficial bitch of a "friend". I hope his dick shrivels up in you & dies while fucking you. Yeah, that's what I hope. I hope that when you need a shoulder, I hope everyone you know turns their back on you.

Yeah, that's when it'll be over. That's when you'll start looking at hot chicks again.

Cut to a couple of months later, low & behold he's got two other girls on the side, she's always calling him being all panicky about losing him (easy come, easy go?) and the friends she abandonned because he didnt get a long with them don't want her back.

Not to mention the fact I look better than I've ever looked. What a new wardrobe, hairstyle and swagger will do for someone. What's that? You wish you could turn back time?

Don't we all sweetheart...don't we all. Oh...I'd rather you not message/call anymore, it just reminds me of what a whore you are. Kthnxbai.

[cyanide]

Jackal speaks the truth. That's the cold hard fact of life. Been there, done that.

[Indy]

Hahaha, that cracked me up.

I've been through it before too, but this is something different. I've never been so sure about anything. I could sit here and spout off cliches all day. It's on a whole other level from anything I've experienced.

[Jackal]

I'm ordering a bride, it's buy one get one free, I'll send you the reserve Indy. Soon.

[Jugs]

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

lick on deez nutz and suck the dick

[Oznogrd]

Jackal speaks the truth. That's the cold hard fact of life. Been there, done that.

/agree: been in a few more conversations like that jackal pretty much outlined a typical breakup for me but at the same time

Indy: go for it dude. If it works out awesome. If it doesnt, you had to know. Hope it stays as good as it is now

[Drex]

Jackal, you need counseling, you emo bitch.

[[Q]]

bitches like the one Jackal is all emo about are the cause of most of the problems in the world.

[Jackal]

Emo no mo bitchez, emo no mo.

[Andrew]

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As always, the musings of a frog and piano playing dog set to music offer an interesting take on the matter.