Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:19 pm
you heard wrong......you always do 
Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:19 pm
congrats to u and ur wife on the newborns 
Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:24 pm
wisdom_kid wrote: Is it true that if the baby doesnt come out where he is supposed to come out from, the doctors have to take it out of the anal?? I was watching Baby Stories (pregnant show) the doctor said something about the anal and the baby. I don't know if i heard wrong or is that a fact. PS. I know nothing about how women give birth...
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Anal?? WTF
I think you mean C-Section dude.. ROFLMAO
Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:36 pm
Legend wrote:wisdom_kid wrote: Is it true that if the baby doesnt come out where he is supposed to come out from, the doctors have to take it out of the anal?? I was watching Baby Stories (pregnant show) the doctor said something about the anal and the baby. I don't know if i heard wrong or is that a fact. PS. I know nothing about how women give birth...
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Anal?? WTF
I think you mean C-Section dude.. ROFLMAO
LMAO. Well congrats man, I knew you could do it!
And twins, thats very interesting, I always wondered how I would feel if I had twins.
Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:43 pm
wisdom_kid wrote: Is it true that if the baby doesnt come out where he is supposed to come out from, the doctors have to take it out of the anal??
Like Legend said, it could be a C-Section baby, which doesn't come out of the ass. You wouldn't want women pooping babies, do you?
Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:45 pm
LOL, those last posts were pretty hilarious.
"Take it out of the anal..."
Pfff....
**walks away shaking his head**
"Take it out of the anal..."
Pfff....
**walks away shaking his head**
Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:56 pm
LMFAO
And Dweaver is like 40 or something
And Dweaver is like 40 or something
Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:01 pm
Is it true that if the baby doesnt come out where he is supposed to come out from, the doctors have to take it out of the anal??
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W-Kid , you are wrong. A woman can only give birth using her annal output if she is impregnated during the course of oral sex. And then , the baby's first word upon growing up a bit and learning to speak is : "Crap" . Proven fact.
And Dweaver is like 40 or something
40? I still got some juice in me, kid...
Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:08 pm
D-Weaver 99027 wrote:Is it true that if the baby doesnt come out where he is supposed to come out from, the doctors have to take it out of the anal??
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W-Kid , you are wrong. A woman can only give birth using her annal output if she is impregnated during the course of oral sex. And then , the baby's first word upon growing up a bit and learning to speak is : "Crap" . Proven fact.
Based on past experiences I'm going to assume he will believe that 100%.
Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:16 pm
That reminds me of a joke, which I'll use another variation of so as not to disrespect Dweaver's profession.
Little Girl: Mummy, is it possible to get pregnant from anal sex?
Mother: Of course it is. Where do you think politicians come from?
Anyway, congratulations Dweaver. Once they arrive, remember the Letting Off Steam thread is available should things get a little frustrating.
Little Girl: Mummy, is it possible to get pregnant from anal sex?
Mother: Of course it is. Where do you think politicians come from?
Anyway, congratulations Dweaver.
Once they arrive, remember the Letting Off Steam thread is available should things get a little frustrating.
Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:38 am
Congrats once again
Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:03 am
Drex wrote:And Dweaver is like 40 or something
Would that be a compliment?
Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:06 am
Would that be a compliment?
If he was referring to my wisdom, probably. If he was referring to a receding hairline or somesuch, probably not...
BTW, motto of teh day: "WISDOM IS KNOWING WHAT TO DO NEXT. VIRTUE IS DOING IT."
Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:23 am
congrats, dweaver
nick would be a great name haha
twins, eh? now there will be 2 men to watch over your daughter
nick would be a great name haha
twins, eh? now there will be 2 men to watch over your daughter
Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:46 am
Congratulations dweaver.
You're a lucky guy.
Soon the kids will be around, and there will be no more partying... enjoy it while you can!!
You're a lucky guy.
Soon the kids will be around, and there will be no more partying... enjoy it while you can!!
Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:51 am
congrats, dweaver
nick would be a great name haha
twins, eh? now there will be 2 men to watch over your daughter
Nick, or Nikos, is pretty common in Greece as well. But a generic name is not necessarily a bad option.
I'm still in favor of that chastity belt thing for the daughter...
Congratulations dweaver.
You're a lucky guy
Thanks.
Soon the kids will be around, and there will be no more partying... enjoy it while you can!!
no more posting too, I'm afraid. But I'll still scrounge some Internet moments to be here, so I won't be gone for good, that's a promise. Now that's either very good news, or very bad news, depending on who's reading this...
Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:54 am
daddy-d-weaver-o
CongratulationS!
CongratulationS!
Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:02 am
D-Weaver 99027 wrote:no more posting too, I'm afraid.
The rate and speed of replies, including long posts you make on the boards is amazing anyways. Even if you decrease your posts in half, you'll still make more posts than most people here!
Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:34 am
cyanide wrote:D-Weaver 99027 wrote:no more posting too, I'm afraid.
The rate and speed of replies, including long posts you make on the boards is amazing anyways. Even if you decrease your posts in half, you'll still make more posts than most people here!
It helps that he is 3 times the age of the average poster here.
What these long posts you speak about?.. besides the one where he stop the subject matter from online websites.
Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:17 pm
It helps that he is 3 times the age of the average poster here.
So, you must be... 8 years old... right? No surprise there.
What these long posts you speak about?..
Now I'm sure you're 8.
besides the one where he stop the subject matter from online websites.
Are you sure you're not 6?
Now get out of this thread. You want to flame me, PM me. Got it?
Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:46 pm
wisdom_kid wrote: Is it true that if the baby doesnt come out where he is supposed to come out from, the doctors have to take it out of the anal??
How about you go ask that in your little question box at school in "Family Life".
Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:50 pm
wisdom_kid wrote: Is it true that if the baby doesnt come out where he is supposed to come out from, the doctors have to take it out of the anal?? I was watching Baby Stories (pregnant show) the doctor said something about the anal and the baby. I don't know if i heard wrong or is that a fact. PS. I know nothing about how women give birth...
Thats just scary, theirs no way in heck that a baby can be 'born' via the ass. I cant believe you watch a show called Baby Stories, thats just scarier than what you said.
How old are you man? By the time your 13 @ max you should know how the magic works. You sad sad little boy!
Congratulations dweaver although I hope your kids dont turn out to be damn Raider fans, theirs enough nutheads out there already.
Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:53 pm
Stevesanity wrote:Congratulations dweaver although I hope your kids dont turn out to be damn Raider fans, theirs enough nutheads out there already.
Damn, that just made me think of a show where they had Raiders fans with their little kids dressed up in the silver and black makeup and everything.
Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:57 pm
FendeR` wrote:Stevesanity wrote:Congratulations dweaver although I hope your kids dont turn out to be damn Raider fans, theirs enough nutheads out there already.
Damn, that just made me think of a show where they had Raiders fans with their little kids dressed up in the silver and black makeup and everything.
Were they beating up other kids or were they too intoxicated to do anything other than scream and go crazy in a mosh pit?
Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:01 pm
Congratulations dweaver although I hope your kids dont turn out to be damn Raider fans, theirs enough nutheads out there already.
No, I'll grow them to be 49ers fans always reminiscing the good ol' Montana and Young days. Pfft, sissies...
COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE!!!
show where they had Raiders fans with their little kids dressed up in the silver and black makeup and everything.
That's the spirit...
a good education MUST begin at an early age... Were they beating up other kids or were they too intoxicated to do anything other than scream and go crazy in a mosh pit?
Ahhh, the old Southern Cali/Northern Cali rivarly is brewing up... The raiders did win a SB for LA, or are you guys forgetting that?