NLSC Freestyle Semi Finals: XianeX vs Cyanide.

[cyanide]

Thanks guys, I'm happy that I came out somewhat mediocre

I like Cyanid's better, although I'm very disappointed with your rap skills......

You should be! I think that was my first ever attempt at rap I don't listen to rap, I don't like rap, and I don't know why I got myself into this mess in the first place

[Jackal]

If you don't focus on your signature, the pig looks like a tit with a pink nipple.

[cyanide]

lol really? I think your monitor is too dark! I'm having trouble seeing a tit, but maybe I should've made the pig more sharper, because others might be seeing the same thing. Or maybe I should leave it

[Jackal]

Yeah, my monitor is really dark so it could be just that, it just catches me by surprise from time to time.

No need ot change it, a tit now, a pig then, no harm done, eh?

[iG®]

Leave the tit put .

[cyanide]

I've never played with GIF animation for years, but I'm thinking of making the pig blink. Or in Jackal's case, a blinking tit

[Jackal]

Well it's just a tit sometimes. Now the moles on the tits will be blinking? Freakay.

[Stevesanity]

Oh shit, am I up? I didn't even recite,
No practice, let alone start the fight,
Let's see, what words should I go over?
Ah! Your muff looks like roadkill gopher!
Hoo hoo man, I'm real gansta tight!
My sarcasm overwhelms your very sight,

I'm Canadian, eh, Nash ain't got game,
He's just a name, some fame, so lame,
Toe-nail Clippers are the greatest team of all,
Waitaminute, you hard sucked Sterling's balls,
Fool. Cocky ass Californians are all the same,
Hollywood crack-smokin' wannabe whores, how insane!

Two minute diets, breast implants, everlasting life?
What the fuck is going on there at the Bay site?
And, uh sir, what's up with the four leaf clovers?
Boston and Austin ain't Cali, stupid pushover,
Schwarzenegger's an actor and bodybuilder for life,
But running your state? What is he, Jaesus Christ?

Seriously though, Steve Nash, the MVP, got game,
Look at your sig, and Carter's crying, how lame!
Is that crybaby representing your downfall?
Once again, your mommy won't catch your fall,
Hit in the head as a child, can't rap names,
No wonder you suck, Steve, you got no aim.

That's my amateur attempt at rap, which I still think is bad crap

You seem to be part of a dictionary,
your words seem so well spelt and heavy,
how many years did your father sucks ballz,
so your ass could kiss the walls of skool without brawls,
woopity woop a californian crack,
did your motha share her smack for u to get that snap,
oh im sorry canada's so clean,
everyones so pretty and completely keen,
its a shame its all u can do,
cause we've taken over every single thing u once skooled.

never said I voted for Arnold,
but heck his IQ is prolly higher than Prince Charles,
its ashame all you see is glitzy,
maybe your face is covered with too much of bullshit,
heck even Alanis didnt wanna be canadian,
shows how much music and talent wants to stay faithful to some old queen.

Oh you another hater cause Carter didnt wanna go through the grater,
even bonner want more dimes to be in da country of da weeners,
how come u dont hate babcock for trading da boy vince for cheap,
or is he loved cause canada share the same ideas about b-ball,
errbody know why the dame got most valuable,
cause he had 4 great americans on his side,
but what happen when he had a german by his side,
then went drinkin and got caught one nite,
what a great foreign citizen.

so yes I may have not replied to all your questions,
but you be da prep kid,
dat need no mixed teachin u shit,
so drink some of your name,
n leave da world another canadian life junkie with no game.

PS - Good work Cyanide, I got beat.

[Filip]

^ LOL, not many rhymes there.

[FendeR`]

^ LOL, not many rhymes there.

lol, I was reading it and trying to rap it so it would make sense, but I gave up halfway through.

[cyanide]

Disclaimer: Don't read this if you're easily offended.

That being said, here's my rap crap:

Yo, I am in the dictionary, look me under "got game"
You're in it too, "Stevesanity," Noun, 1. Fool 2. Lame (oohhh!!!)
I can act Gangsta G, act stupid, rap crap, you tool,
You'll be drinking the water while I'm pissing in the pool,
Good ol' dirty Californian G, your words don't scare me,
Finish up your drinking, Steve-O, you got a date with Lee,

Lee who? The flamboyant metrosexual cock tease from
Germany who wants to bring Fred along for a threesome,
You'll take Lee from behind while you're sucking weiner,
And be begging to teabag him for a carpet cleaner,
Twisted fuck, why would you rip off your pink khakis,
And get stingy nuts and sud n' fud's for a bukkake?

My words may scar you for life, but put away that gun,
You might have twelve stitches, but man, three new ones?
You'll be shitting out of a large tube before you know it,
Or be da Californian Goatse with that enormous pit,
You can even fit Lemmiwinks and a small coyote smelting,
You'll need bigger straws for that twelve-man felching,

Get yourself a prescription for that new glass eyeball,
It ain't gonna fit no more, your bending over makes it fall,
Your eye socket's expanded after all that skull fucking,
Your brain's saturated in semen, and go easy on the sucking!
That's it, I'm done with you, this is freaking disgusting,
I'm gonna go throw up now, and Steve, keep on trucking.

Now, I wonder what the NLSC reaction is gonna be like. Steve, don't take this seriously, I'm just "rapping" for kicks

[Drex]

Wow, what a diss, yo!

[IronMan]

That's pretty tight...

[Jackal_]

Dude that was fuckin awesome! you should've ended it with "Legend will be my future stepfather!"

Nice rhymin skills playa

[The X]

1st lot was pretty close as both were garbage....sanity's 2nd verse improved on his 1st, but still not that good....lacked humour....cyanide's 2nd attempt was a marked improvement, although his wiggerless styles show....

I'm giving this matchup to cyanide....I don't know where G.O.A.T. and RR are so hmmm....

[Jackal]

I think they'd both agree that Cyanide went away with this one, till then let the next ones continue. Put up whoever has to go and one of us can change the topic title.

[The X]

okay, yep, that's what I figured....cyanide WINS....

next up is....

Ironman vs MJD2k305 or whatever his name is....let the smack begin

[Filip]

Who the heck is Ironman?

[The X]

Who the heck is Ironman?

I think he was formerly brokenwings

[cyanide]

cyanide's 2nd attempt was a marked improvement, although his wiggerless styles show....

So, I have to be more wigger with the bling bling and what up yo to gain more points? I thought I had it at the bukkake

[The Other Kevin]

ah man, to tired to do it now, ill do it in the morning

[The Other Kevin]

Guess im battlin against a ghost/
as he cant be seen/
anyway woulda lost/
as he 'play' wit a boy like he Mike Jackson age thirteen/
got people dissin tha name/
even tho im tha best/
all other threads turnin into a flame/
and the blame is past to the rest/
know as a spamma/
here and there/
but most of ya type like u from alabama/
and yall dont care/
this thread is the worst rap collab eva/
next 2 v. ice/
and yall will get betta neva/
you drya than ice/

[IronMan]

Everywhere I go, I hear Ironman who?
But just give me a minute or two
and I'll be known as the man who dropped this fool
What were you thinkin when you matched me up against this tool
Do you honestly think you're freestlyin
'cuz your rhymes are making my head spin
If you keep ramblin, you'll fall like a disconnected mannequin
Your lyrics fail to even graze my iron skin
whereas mine will feel like a 50 pound brick slammed against your shin
Who you trying to trick son?
It's obvious you're not a champion, so MJ clearly isn't for Michael Jordan
Rather, it's your idol Michael Jackson,
Tell us about the stories when you stepped onto his bed and had a lil fun
You come in here rapping like this is some battle in 8 mile
But I'm standin here and all I can think of is pedophile
Maybe it's because your lyrics are so wild
Or maybe it's cuz everybody is holding their little child
What I do know is this,
Your mouth needs to be rinsed with piss
So you better turn around before we start calling you Miss
And then leave us all in eternal bliss
Still askin the question Iron Man who?
He's the one who put MC Yoda to shame, that's who.

[The X]

nice rebuttal there ironman....one of the better freestyles for a few matchups....MJ's lack any direction or firepower IMO....

therefore, I give my vote to Ironman....he needs only 1 more vote to advance....

[Jackal]

I vote for him too, his rhymes seem to flow smoother than MJ's. Then again, I am not a judge so I'll just shutup now.